Elf on the Shelf: Burned at the Stake of Patriotism
Dec 19, 12:00 PM
On this episode we take you into the aftermath of last year’s most controversial Christmas crusade. Blake reflects on his heroic stand against the lies of Santa Claus, recounting how his actions to expose the “Marxist propaganda” of the North Pole led to a dramatic falling-out with his family. From traumatized nieces and nephews to fiery confrontations over parenting and patriotism, Blake doesn’t hold back in revealing the lengths he’s gone to protect America’s holiday from socialist influence.
But that’s not all—Blake picks up the phone to call his sister Lisa live on-air, attempting to “clear the air” and see if she’s finally come around to the truth. What follows is a tense, no-holds-barred conversation that exposes the deep divide between Blake’s patriotic vision of Christmas and his sister’s more traditional take on the holiday.
When Lisa fires back, accusing Blake of being a self-righteous blowhard and banning him from future family gatherings, the call ends in a way only Blake Winchester could see as a victory. It’s an episode filled with tension, laughter, and the kind of absurdity only Blake can deliver. Buckle up, patriots—this one’s for the history books.
But that’s not all—Blake picks up the phone to call his sister Lisa live on-air, attempting to “clear the air” and see if she’s finally come around to the truth. What follows is a tense, no-holds-barred conversation that exposes the deep divide between Blake’s patriotic vision of Christmas and his sister’s more traditional take on the holiday.
When Lisa fires back, accusing Blake of being a self-righteous blowhard and banning him from future family gatherings, the call ends in a way only Blake Winchester could see as a victory. It’s an episode filled with tension, laughter, and the kind of absurdity only Blake can deliver. Buckle up, patriots—this one’s for the history books.