We've Got the Disney United States Cabinet All Set for a New President (Your Welcome!)

Nov 03, 03:00 PM

Secretary of State - Peggy Carter from Captain America: The First Avenger

She is firm and no-nonsense. Understands the importance of diplomacy to avoid war. But will stand up to any bully who comes her way.

Secretary of the Treasury - Scrooge McDuck from Duck Tales

We aren’t sure which version of Scrooge we are dealing with. But he is the economic mind of Disney characters. And if its stingy Scrooge, he could help with our national debt…?

Secretary of Defense - Mufasa from The Lion King

Corban’s trump card. When in doubt. Mufasa can do it. We trust his judgment.

Attorney General - George from The Aristocats

He was one of the only Disney lawyers we could think of who had the experience with the justice system and lawyerese to pull this off…maybe?

Secretary of the Interior - Pocahontas from Pocahontas

She knows the lands intimately and respects their need for care. However, she also has an eye for innovation and curiosity. She is open to new approaches while honoring the land.

Secretary of Agriculture - Te Fiti

Basically, we have recruited Mother Nature to help cultivate and encourage agricultural growth. We are hoping she can bring in some new methods and help our agriculture be as productive and life-giving as possible

Secretary of Commerce - Bob Iger

Bit of a cheat here. But hey, if the Disney Company brought him back for another stint as CEO then there must be something to his leadership that people like and respect. And we like and need more of that.

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