Crimes So Dumb You Won't Believe They're Real!

Episode 308,   Aug 01, 09:00 AM

Sometimes, on this show, we deal with criminals whose intellect allows them to get away with some of the most surprising crimes. However, that is not the case this week. From a bank robber who believes that lemon juice can make him invisible, to a guy who siphoned gas from a police car and posted the photo on Facebook, and a real-life Weekend at Bernie's attempt at bank fraud, here are some of the dumbest criminals in the world.

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Timestamps:
Intro 0:00
The Corpse Bribe 4:19
Mercedes Benz, the king of drunk driving 10:28
The Juicy Bandit(s) 19:39
Make the cops pay for your gas 24:44
Get that **** wanted level 32:01
The jello theory 33:51
Ain't Broke Wit' It 39:04
Ring doorbell? Nah, lick doorbell 48:31
Twerk for your jail sentence 53:02
Fear the inch worm bandits... 57:18
Grandma got rizz 1:03:49

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