The Drew Lane Show – July 28, 2024
Jul 28, 11:58 PM
- Paris Olympics kicked off, Olympians on OnlyFans, Britney Spears v. Halsey, Metallica covered Elton John, Drew Crime: Escaping Alcatraz, Jerry Jones’ paternity lawsuit, Dan Aykroyd on the Blues Brothers, and Stuttering John is the worst interviewer.
- Paris 2024 Olympic Coverage: The Olympics kicked off with a scrotum on TV. French metal band Gojira rocked out with decapitated Marie Antoinettes. A Dutch rapist competed, lost, and was booed. Olympians are turning to OnlyFans for more money. Serena Williams has a billionaire umbrella holder. The ratings are up over past Olympiads.
- Cameo is BOMBING and totally broke.
- Comer & Cross has a product that’s right up your alley.
- Music: Billy Ray Cyrus and Firerose are still beefing. He’s dead to Miley. Metallica covered Elton John and ROCKED. Drew likes this Velvet Underground cover by Nirvana. Billy Joel and Axl Rose hooked up at Billy’s Madison Square Garden show.
- Drew called former Black Crowes drummer Steve Gorman on accident.
- Dan Aykroyd pops off to Rolling Stone about John Belushi and the Blues Brothers.
- Barry Sanders got out of dodge and left the Detroit Lions 25 years ago today.
- Drew Crime: The Alcatraz escapees may have lived after all, but let their guard down for a dumb picture. Drew tells the tale of Melvin McNair. Skylar Nemetz is the worst husband possibly ever and he has a girl’s name.
- The bush is back, much to Marc’s dismay.
- Britney Spears vs Halsey.
- More Olympic Coverage: Too much Snoop Dogg. Call Her Daddy interviews Simone Biles with her mouth fully agape. Maria Taylor is whining again. The world’s most boring human John Legend and his expressionless wife were interviewed in Paris.
- Jerry Jones finally wrapped up that whole paternity thing.
- Ben Affleck finally bought his own pad.
- Francis Ford Coppola likes the ladies and has no HR department.
- Stuttering John made an absolute FOOL of himself while interviewing Pat Cooper’s son. Buy Michael Caputo’s books right here. Did you know that he wrote for the Kareem-Abdul Jabbar Roast?
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