We Take "The Hardest Would You Rather Quiz a True Disneyland Fan Could Ever Take"

Would you rather never ride Splash Mountain/Tiana’s Bayou or never ride Space Mountain again?

Have Genie+ every day for a month or a membership to Club 33 for a month?

Get tangled in Mickey balloons or keep tripping over the Disneyland trolley tracks?

Attend an amazing Halloween party at the Haunted Mansion or attend an amazing Christmas party inside the Haunted Mansion Holiday?

Eat Mickey beignets for breakfast every day or eat Disneyland corn dogs every day for dinner?

Spend a day at Disneyland in the pouring rain or spend a day at Disneyland in 100-degree heat?

Get stuck in Small World for 30 minutes with the song playing on a loop or get stuck on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride for 30 minutes in the hell scene?

Disneyland get rid of churros permanently or turkey legs permanently?

Have a one-time totally free shopping spree on Main Street or never have to wait for the tram or bus ever again?

Have a camp-out on Tom Sawyer’s Island or sleep overnight in Minnie’s house?

Be followed around by the Dapper Dan’s singing boy band songs or the Disneyland marching band playing Frozen songs?

Bring back Captain EO for good or the people mover for good?

Travel back in time to 1955 and Disneyland’s opening day or travel forward in time to 2055 for Disneyland’s 100 year anniversary?

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