Setting the Bar: Porch Pirates

Porch pirates may not be a problem in your area, but there are places where it's basically a COMPETITIVE SPORT. If you can manage to make it through the day without getting into a fight with the person who is trying to steal the same package you are… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://6abc.com/post/dueling-porch-pirates-sinking-spring-berks-county-lower-heidelberg-township-police/14986523/