00:00.86 tduval18 I'm not working late, but this is side note. Can it hear me from over here? Yeah, it should. Let me see. Talk again. Hello? Yeah, it can hear us. from all the way over there it's far away to be honest i think for a microphone ma'am you don't even have a microphone anymore i do have one it's somewhere it's somewhere it's nowhere near here okay well that's what i'm saying it's been so long i don't know if it could pick up so long farewell to you my friend do you remember that yep goodbye for now

00:32.38 tduval18 Until we meet again. It's been great to sing and laugh together in the box. Did you know that there are more lyrics to Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes than just Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes? No. What is it? We cut! So I was singing it too. Why are you singing? Oh my god. Because Rachel did it either. So we were on FaceTime. And I was doing it with Parker and I was like, head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, eyes and ears and mouth and nose. And she was like, when did that ever had that piece? And I was like, that's always been a part of the song. Oh, I knew that. I thought you meant like it was an extended version. Oh no, that part. Yeah, I knew that. Okay, see.

01:05.96 tduval18 But she did it. And I was, she's like, I don't think I ever knew that there were other lyrics. And I was like, yeah, the whole time. Because at first, I second guessed myself when I was saying it. I was like, eyes and ears. And then I was like, I think it's mouth and nose. But then I was like, does that sound right? And so then we watched the Snoop Dog doggy lamb version of it, which is pretty fun. um like about look Oh, ahp I think he's playing with you. Loki has reemerged into the room. to look He feels different. It's like when you get your nails done. Yeah, because Ashley just cut. my younger cats nails because they were he was walking around like a fucking velociraptor out here he fucking does though you can hear him like and it doesn't well you know now because you watched Jurassic Park last year but you didn't know before he's gonna fuck you up just to give you guys a playback Ashley's playing with her hand around the toy with him and he

01:57.91 tduval18 is doing that little thing where cats like to pounce because he's a panther. No, he is. He weighs 20 pounds. He's a panther. A pantor. We think he's mixed with something because like he's big. I mean, you know cats. I don't know. Do you think he's a big cat? Oh yeah, he's a big cat for sure. Like his head's big. When you look at his head, he's a big cat. Look, he's like, you talking about me? Stop talking about me. Um, so how was your week been? Um, how's it training for the marathon or 5k? Whatever the fuck you're doing. It's a marathon, right? Half marathon. Half marathon. How's that going? It's going.

02:39.87 tduval18 It's going. How many miles have you gotten up to? Well, I'm doing it in a week. So I try to do like 10 to 12 a week. So like... That's good. Wait, the half marathon's a week? No, it's in October. I'm saying per week. Because right now... You're trying to amp. I gotcha. And then like, so each day I'll do like two or three miles. And then that one day a week, I'll do four or whatever. Are you running or jogging? What do you consider a run? a run like I'm running from something as a run no because even when I so for me I'm going for distance not for speed that's what I was hoping so because I can't be this 13.1 miles I can't be doing speed so no I just drug it I do one mile and I'll be like

03:27.33 tduval18 that When we found that abandoned building, when we and um did you see my story? Yeah, I saw it. We got lost. Of course. Of course. Of course, because every time. That's why we ended up going so far is because like we got lost. Every fucking time she tells me something that she does without me, it just breathes. Serial killers are going to take her out. We actually did five mile bike and then like a four mile run. That's a really good. Or dog, if you will. But anyway, yeah, so that's my goal. It's going okay. I mean that's not an easy feat and it's been hot. Oh my god it's humid and sticky and icky. I was talking about you the other day because I was like my best friend lived in California for like 8,000 years so she's not used to this humidity that we have because it's not like that there. Oh no it's different. and It's just salt. It's icky like you're just like you are wet and not in any way. I had to google that is it okay for sweat to be on your boobs when your baby best feeds and they were like yes. It's just sweat. I don't know I was just like well that's gross for but then. Yeah but it's just sweat.

04:22.74 tduval18 Well, it's fine. I've learned. I would think it's fine. Well, these are the things that while I'm up pumping at 1am that I'm just like going through. Reading how large is a cat. Like, I got to do lots of things. What other things did you learn? I ordered glitter pens. So this I have to stop looking at Amazon in the middle of the night. Are you just bad then? He has been doing that lately where he likes to just loaf or lay down wherever we are. I love that for him. It's coming with his elders has elder, elder age. Honestly, I think it's his weight. Sorry, I am fat shaming you because he don't be running around the way Kovu does and her little ass is nine pounds and like eight years older than him. And she the other day she took one of these toys and was fucking running. You would have thought she was a kitten again. I was like, Kovu, you're old. Watch it. Like jumping on chairs. alone People mature differently.

05:15.88 tduval18 Maybe he's just... She's also from the streets. She's from the streets. but ah Barely. Yeah, he was only four weeks old when we got him and he was with his dead mom's carcass. But like, he didn't live the streets life. covid weather She lived a life. Jake the other day was like, oh, you pretty mama. You sweet girl. You like the baby because she was next to the baby. And I was like, um, she tried to eat her babies, but like, it's cool. People don't forget. That does happen. she Yeah. she What a happened? She was not about them. And I was like, well, I mean, you gave birth to the girlfriend. I don't know what to tell you. just had a little desma hungs She's like, get get that neighbor street cat though. I mean, I feel like it does happen all the time, but it's also.

05:59.85 tduval18 We were talking about this the other day, Rachel and I, of how crazy it is. I'm looking at my bottom shelves and because the cats walk on them, and my thing I need to sweep those its really deadly stuff to them. But humans are the only like infants that are born and like cannot do anything for themselves. Yeah, because we suck. At all. like cannot do anything and that's so wild to think about because we're always like we're the smartest thing and i'm like but really like other mammals know how to do shit if they could talk they would have probably like overrun bro i always think of Planet of the Apes have you seen those movies the apes can talk well i bet i do know and honestly sometimes i think about it i'm like be in the zoo be like be nice to them the same way i talk about

06:50.70 tduval18 Oh yeah, you know, what's her face up there? Yeah, I'm like, be nice to them, because if robots and AI take over... That's what I tell Kevin, because he's mean to ours a lot. Has he not seen iRobot? I'm sure he has, but he don't care, because he's just like, he'll ask her something, and she'll respond and like, not... she, I guess she like misunderstood what he said. All the time. And he's like, that's not what I said, bitch.

07:16.61 tduval18 She's gonna kill you guys if you ever disappear. I'm gonna be like, I know exactly what it was. It was your playing device. oh No, no, because you really think about it. I think about the movie. Do you remember the movie Smart House on Disney? Oh, yes. i Yes, I do. and And I feel like that we are getting so high tech that I'm like, does anyone forget the house was like, I'm gonna walk you in here like and kidnap you. But then again, I heard about these people who got locked in their bathroom for a few days because their cat was like hungry and like trying to attack them. And I was like, honestly. I heard that. That ain't no way. I love these little fuckers. But let me tell you, y'all ain't getting me locked in the bathroom. There's no way. I've kicked you so fucking fast. like Even if you're scratching me, like I will fuck you up. Literally, all you have to do is throw a blanket and get it. That too. I don't understand the problem. They were probably white.

08:05.11 tduval18 let me fucking look it up look look it up there's no fucking way a dog possibly yes pending on the size of the dog but a fucking cat see this is where i have problems is my dumb ass doesn't matter size of the dog whatever i'd be like i'll take them and then end up then oh no man yeah i'm not gonna take i've i've seen things i ain't doing that but cats yeah i'm not afraid family truck and bathroom by cat. It came up so stupid. I cannot believe that. So in Portland, Oregon. So I feel like they 22 22 pound pet cat holds family hostage until the police. You have to tell me that's not embarrassing. Like they're getting made fun of. I would make fun of them.

08:53.02 tduval18 He won't let us out the door. I'm just telling you, as a if I was a 911 operator and they call, they did have it didn't have a picture of them. Because they're embarrassed as fuck. But if I was a 911 operator and they're like, he won't let us out the door, I'd be like, it's a cat. Would you think it Because I would think it's a prank. I'm like, you're trapped by your cat. like Loki is two pounds off from that. I'm not getting trapped by his ass. Yeah. I i mean, our cat is very small. you try this very soon. I just would not.

09:26.88 tduval18 Oh, look at his... Don't look at me. He is so jumpy. He always has been. It's so bad. yeah Okay, so her cat was stretching and it was like a big stretch too. And he's a big boy. So I was acknowledging his big stretch. And when I was saying that, he like jumped up like, what the fuck? For breakfast, he's a black cat and he is scared of it everything. His shadow, any sound. he's just he's a scaredy boy it's okay you're just a scaredy boy but you drool you're the only reason i found out but cats drool when they're happy because at first i thought something was wrong with him i i also didn't know cats drooled he might go right now for it um but i was gonna tell you is gen what gen are we in now gen alpha i'll be back to the a maybe it's gen z and gen alpha um

10:25.13 tduval18 are trying to cancel Eminem. So if you didn't know Eminem came out with a new song called Houdini. I did not know that. It's like a play on Without Me and because it's the sound of the beat to that but it's reversed and like a small... ah I'll play it for you. It's really cool. um And the video is like his Without Me video. Like it's it's really cool. Except it's him as an adult. But there's a line in it that he says like um If I called Megan the Stallion, I don't know if I could get a feat, like a feature, but it's a play on the fact that she got shot in the foot by Tori Lanes. What? When? Who's Tori Lanes? Oh my god. Oh my god. this I think it was Tori Lanes' is his name, I'm pretty sure. Oh, him. But it happened like two two years ago. And like he tried to say it didn't happen, but then there's literally footage of her with her like bleeding with her foot. But here's here's my thing.

11:18.99 tduval18 Well, yes, I get the word play and it's I can see why they're mad. You are not going to cancel Eminem. So then I saw a video where it was Jen Alpha reacting to the song Kim by Eminem. They all looked so fucking disgusted. I'm like, that's the Eminem I know. That's such bullshit. All these lyrics, I'm like, They I mean like I know songs that no matter what Generation have always been like sexualized, but like really you're gonna get be pissed off over like over that Well, they're saying cuz he's like playing on her trauma. Okay, but so fucking what we all have trauma ground But also he's playing with his own trauma cleaning out my closet. He did not care. He made a diss track to his mom I just can't and does not care to sensitive now Like, Lil Wayne was talking about it. He's like, people don't even have Eminem's number. He's like, he will call you from a block number. Like if he wants to get a hold of you. I was like, Eminem does not give a fuck. Yeah. And I was like, he does not give a fuck. And he just performed at like Detroit Bowl with Jelly Roll.

12:18.38 tduval18 so i know that and I love Jelly Roll. And it was like cute but the I feel like the crowd was not hype enough for me for you seeing the Eminem. Like if I'm somewhere and Eminem comes out and he starts him, Lil Wayne, I'm losing my shit. Like I'm losing it. people I just can't with today. I'm gonna be screaming at the top of my lungs. Everything's offensive. Everything. But I just cracked up because I watched like so many videos of Jen Alpha reacting to Kim and I was like y'all see you thought you thought I could say that lie was bad this man straight up me like

12:53.85 tduval18 Eminem does not care. He's been this way for years. Yeah, he's not going to get canceled. No, they keep trying. and I feel like every generation having to cancel. I feel like every generation is like, well, not besides us, like our millennial and back, but like try to cancel him. Like the boomers have tried to cancel him at one point. Like every generation of millennials are just like, now this looks like a job for me. Like we don't care. so But speaking of music, we both posted it yesterday.

13:20.14 tduval18 It was 20 years since three cheers first week. That's not true. Do you know what got me is I was on their website and they were selling the CD and I was like, I have the original CD. Oh my god, I have lotness. I have the original and this is like 20. That doesn't even sound right. It doesn't seem right. We were not that young. Yeah. No, we weren't. Yeah. I forgot we're not 30. I was like, we're 30. It was like 10 to 12. Yeah. No. Yeah. and the mess up is i I was listening to Simple Plan the other day, and it had um

13:57.40 tduval18 crazy 20 20 that's not yes because no plan was 20 years ago i literally was listening to crazy and i was like all these lyrics still like hit for today and i would post it well i went to post it on instagram and i was like can't believe this is 10 years ago. And then I did the math and I was like, that was 20 years ago. It was 10. Fuck me up. Frank posted it today or like yesterday on his Instagram story about it being 20 years old. But I'm like, I don't understand. Which means we're coming up in two years, the Black Parade will be 20 years old. Two, two years because that came out 2006.

14:40.68 tduval18 How? How? i the time timeline You know what I think when someone's like 20 years ago? I think the fucking 80s. Yeah. yeah like Or like the 70s. I'm like, oh, that was 20 years ago. Like, no. The fact that they do, like, you know how they have Spirit Week? And there are some schools that did Spirit Week and one of them was dressed like the 2000s. And I... What happened in the 80s? Did I not do the 80s anymore? I was so first of all, First of all, these kids are coming in here with some outfits that like I definitely would award. But I was like, why are we doing the 2000? That's a little soon to me. That's a little this a little soon. That is a little soon. Even when I see people's applications saying they were born in 2000, I'm like, wow, they're like two years old. And then I'm like, no, they're fucking 24 years old. but that's That is so weird. How?

15:28.96 tduval18 yeah that doesn't mean i've never been more offended in my life i was now we can't we need to just stick with the 80s and call with that well you know what we need to stick with finding out what the fuck shares routine is because that bitch is a vampire no it's called botox and filler but eat looking at her she looks good for yeah and she's looked the same since the 70s that's the fucking wild because i don't know ah some people be getting botox at filler and you're like yeah but she has like she probably knows somebody she's been in the game for quite a bit she's a vampire no i think she's a vampire i'm sorry but like there have been pictures of her that they showed her in like 72 and now like 1972 and now and she looks exactly the same i'm like bitch how that's not true that's how she you know what i believe in vampires because there are certain artists that i'm like you don't age like you know who's finally starting to age for l williams but he didn't for a very long time i remember he did look the same he didn't for a very long time and i'm like

16:29.51 tduval18 sir you okay who um um oh my god what's his name he was in um this is 40 um paul rub yes oh no he's starting to age now they showed a picture of him recently and it really fucked me up because i was like wow he's like starting to age yeah but he really did he looked the same from clueless and to like now like is wild. of course they don't have like a picture of him recently but i saw a picture of him not that long ago and i was like oh he finally is aging but he did not age for a very long time. like that's wild to me. that is really wild. but then i'm not wrong though, good for you. right. but i also wonder like when we get older

17:16.81 tduval18 Are we going to look back at pictures and be like, wow, I looked really great. Yes. Or wow, I looked really old. No, I'm going to look back and be like, Oh my God, I was, I looked good. Cause then, cause when I get older, I'm going to be a billion pounds overweight. I'm going to be wrinkly and disgusting. If you keep saying that, that's what's going to happen. But then I'm going to look back and be like, Oh my God, it was so cute. I feel like you're going to speak that into existence. I mean, it's just my genetics.

17:44.08 tduval18 What?

17:47.16 tduval18 hold on I don't know I feel like we're getting well you know what you know what we need to do to make sure that we live forever and look better you're gonna bitch because you know then we need to move out of the United States because our food fucking sucks and I follow this girl who moved to Tokyo and was talking about how like her acne things have cleared up how she has free health care so anytime she gets her she gets dentist cleanings every three months because it's completely covered. But she was talking about how she started feeling better when she moved out of the country because the food isn't as processed. What's their taxes like? If everything's for free, how much are they taking out? A lot of places don't even have taxes like we do. Does Japan have to? I don't think so. Let's see what countries have. They have a facility. And she was talking about how your social security card, they don't care. If you get an apartment, they don't run a background check. Yeah, because they're overran. They don't give a fuck. They just want people to live there. Here, just pay rent.

18:45.91 tduval18 Yeah, that's... you should not have to have a fucking credit score of like $8,000 for it. I think that's retarded, yeah. But... Let's say retarded, that's not good. Oh, I'm sorry, I say that a lot. Anyway... Terrible. I know, I'm the worst. What... what... are... taxes? I... that money has to come from somewhere, so where is it coming from? Wow, it was a Cinchmé in Japan. So their tax rate is 33%. It was Maryland, it's gotta be like 22%. Let me see, taxes and I just wanna- 33% is a lot. It's like watch it be like 50. Maryland personal tax rate. No, actually we're at 2% on the first 1000 of taxable income and increase to a maximum of 5.75 on income exceeding 25. And there's this 33? I'd take that though. That's why everything's free because you're gonna make no money. Are you okay with that?

19:42.76 tduval18 Bitch, I don't make money now and half of my money goes to health insurance. Yeah, imagine 33% being taken. I'm okay to have health insurance. I'll take that. that's You're paying way less for your health insurance, I'm sure, than 33%. Oh, wait, hold on. I mean, I don't know. Maryland economy. There's no way it's more than 33, though. Maryland has a point. 7% corporate income tax rate. Maryland business played the lowest share in the nation at 31.3 total taxes collected statewide. Yeah, I'm confused by this. I don't understand. Yeah, I don't either. So maybe we shouldn't go based on that. Yeah, we're gonna not talk. We're gonna have someone tell us. Right. I'm all arguing. I'm like, no, that's a lot. And in reality, it might not even be who knows. But the money has to come from somewhere. Yeah, definitely. So it's like,

20:41.40 tduval18 What's the average rent cost there? Like for an apartment? um Because it's gonna be in yen, so I have to see. What? Like in US dollars. Average rent in Japan. to but You know I do that at work. What is it? Is it cheap? It's between $470 to $650. Okay, well, you also have to think too, well, that is not a good analogy because I was going to be like, well, there are apartments. Have you seen the apartments in Japan? They're narrow. Yeah, but they're also but i'm so advanced, which is crazy to me. like so but

21:24.70 tduval18 you could see some of them in japan for 400 and whatever yes of having like your actually i saw this this is way expensive i love it when you say that i saw this thing the other day that was talking about in like you know how when you move here and like if you have an apartment most of the time sometimes it's like your my old apartment how the dish the washer and dryer were like in the kitchen they were talking about how like most places have that where it's in the kitchen because it's like washing and then I thought about the places that like don't like it spars us down in the basement or whatever and I was like actually it does make sense to like have it there and it be like all in one you can just throw it but if I could ever build a house that I wanted I would build a walk-in closet with a washer and dryer in there i and the bathroom each floor

22:21.85 tduval18 It's the average rent in the UK. That's what I want to know because, you know, I always... You just buy them with the ladies. Oh, so it's pretty equal to us. So if you're in the city, it's about $1,000 a month. If you're outside of the city, it's about $810. That's still cheap. Yeah. You just do it, too. That's not terrible. I really would like health, free health insurance, though. I just want to know the the Because after started having a kid. Happening is behind a free health insurance. Like where is it coming from? Like how much is coming out of my check? Like what's the vibe? Seeing how much I have to pay.

23:00.55 tduval18 is crazy like do you pay your do you pay your bills yeah oh yeah me too yeah i mean i pay for that when i get my blood done i was gonna say they're not gonna get me on debt collection because the amount for having a kid first of all the way anyone who's gonna have a kid and you have insurance don't let them fucking play you because the first bill they send you they send you a bill for your fucking newborn child like my child was six days old and had a fucking bill but they try not to charge your insurance. So you have to be smart and look at it because at first I would have been paying a crazy amount for Parker's and then I was like, wait a second. I was like, my insurance isn't charged on this. I emailed them real quick like, excuse me. And then it went down. It went from his was like almost $2,000 down to 385 bucks. And I was like, yeah, that's correct.

23:47.40 tduval18 for his um i what do you mean for his so when the babies are in the hospital they have to get like their billy rububen check to make sure they're with jaundice they like circumcision like different like things so they charge for that that's all charged so it's a bill it was in parker's name and all and that's it 300 for testing for all that after i would find insurance oh after beforehand it was almost two thousand dollars i called when i was like my insurance yeah so which was not bad my bill is still fucking a little wild but it's fine it's fine it's not but it's fine this face is so masculine isn't it we're this episode should just be titled loki

24:28.37 tduval18 look at him because he's never and done this with me here like what laying like that yeah like i mean i know he's getting better with like people being around he's i feel like he's definitely gotten a lot better take a pic for the pod okay um also did you see that Justin Bieber is going to be a dad What? For real? Did you do it? Yeah, it didn't. Yeah, Hailey Bieber's pregnant. She's about six months. She looks like I eat after food. But yeah, no, they are having a baby. Wow, look, I think. Do they know? Like, what do they have? Like, they haven't said. Yeah, no, they announced it. So they did like this little video showing like they did a bowel renewal. And she was like in this white hole on me. I pull up the beads. Why do people do bowel renewals?

25:19.29 tduval18 I don't know, for funs. I guess if you have money. Yeah. Oh, I love like the old Hollywood looking vibe with the- Yeah, and then you have him in a fucking- Oh, I didn't even look at him. That's awful. It's a very, it was a very, like she looked very stunning. I feel like that's their aesthetic, I feel like that's what they're going for now. Cause people make fun, like, you know, people make videos about that. So I feel like they almost do that on purpose. You know, like she's done a very nice and then he's just like, I don't see. I just think he doesn't care, which is fine. it It's totally fine. You would think he would dress a little to the nines. Yeah. So I almost feel like that's their aesthetic. Yeah, it's a very, I don't know. I was, but I was like, that's cool. What's this? What are you doing? And that's exciting for them. I was like, okay, they're having a baby.

26:12.76 tduval18 a baby bro i don't want some fucking crabs let's get some i can't heaven's making try to a meat yeah i don't know what type of meat it is oh okay i mean it's from cow but like i don't know what part of a cow oh okay no no we should get crabs though soon because jake doesn't really love crabs that much so like he won't really get them um but i would love to don't you are as flexible as a cat you can put your leg up that high but i can no you fucking can't do right now no not behind their behind his ass head because cats be doing the end their leg is like behind their head

27:06.51 tduval18 So they're pretty high. I'm just like, you know, but, um, this really, this episode has turned into Loki, but like, it doesn't like grabs as much. So it's like like, it's not fun. Cause he'll like eat like one or two. but He doesn't really like care for it. Whereas fucking saying like, I will fuck up some crabs. I will just sit there and have the best time ever eating my crayons. And he's just not in that vibe. He doesn't have the same vibe. Oh, I should have brought the Lordess. And then my stupid cousin had to move, sorry producer, and doesn't live here because we used to get crabs, especially when we lived together, I would just text her, I'd be like, you want to get crabs? We would just go get crabs. You want to get crabs? It's such a staple of Maryland and I feel like it's so expensive, but it's so good. Love it. It is the season. It is the season. No, we need to give them ones that your father-in-law got because those always look good.

28:04.85 tduval18 and They are good. I don't think I've ever called Tom that. Of course, well, I don't even know his fucking name was Tom. It makes me so mad. I really did not know. I don't know what I thought that man's name was, but it was not Tom. Kevin's dad. There you go. It was just like Kevin's dad. Fuckin' A. Oh, so Jake took the leftover hot dogs that he had that were open from the morrow they cook at, which is really gross that it's that long, but whatever. to when they went fishing. And I could not think of the word of chum because I was like, I think they made their own stuff. And Jake was like, what? And I was like, I think they made their own stuff. Oh my god. know what's so funny? So remember how I told you Kevin had all that shit out in the yard to like, but yeah to like cook? Yeah.

28:48.72 tduval18 Fucking Dave and his dad had came over. They were like painting. Oh, I love it. Tell me next time his dad's there. I'm gonna come see him. Okay. and not So I have one outside and I was like, hey, did you find Kevin's, um, Kevin's bait bag? And he was like, what? And I was like, that bag. I was like, that's, that's, that's stinky fucking bag. And he was well like, I thought I stepped on a bag of shit. I love his dicks. And I was like, no. I was like, that's for fishing. And we were trying to explain to them. And I was like, Kevin, go outside and tell them what that is because they're going to think we're disgusting.

29:25.13 tduval18 Cause I'm pretty sure Dave's fish is, I don't know, but it wasn't in like a clear bag. It was in like a plastic bag kind of. So it very well could have been dog shit. Like who really knows her? But I was like, Kevin, can you, i cause I was going to tell him to explain and he's like, no, it's fine. I'm like, I gotta to go out there and say something. But yeah, Kevin was, oh my God, this is disgusting. Look at him. He's with a wig. Thank you little wig. She's like, I just sat here. He's like, I'm just a baby. I'm just a baby. You probably didn't think that for it. It was so funny. All the boys are on their way back.

30:09.32 tduval18 see I Oh, because you're following it. Oh, well, I was cracking up because the other day, well, yeah, when they went fishing, it just showed Jake in the water. Oh, Kevin too. I was just like, I was like, that's kind of stressful, but like it just showed him in the water. And I was like, well, it's the fear, but still I was like. Did you, my, my phone has been going on SOS a lot. Still? yeah No, mine still hasn't done that once. It was a short period of time. It was for a little bit. Cause I was trying to text, um, Because Brooke does not have an iPhone now. but She hasn't. She's Android. So I couldn't text her. And I was like, what the fuck is happening? And I saw it was SOS. And I was like, what? Brooke, if you fucking listen to this, you're disappointed. Wow. It's like, I don't care. I'm kidding. I don't know if she doesn't know it. Brooke, also disappointed in that. Also, Brooke, I know you're not listening. Fuck you. You fucking suck.

31:03.05 tduval18 yeah Why? You need to call them because that is a little wild. It wasn't long. It was for a little bit. Yeah, but that's still happening. Yeah. That's good. And I know it's going to be bad. oh Did I tell you I'm going to California in September? Like for literally a weekend. What weekend? It's 9, 10, 11. Because I want to do a tea party for my birthday. 12. Or a winery. Probably a winery. Yes. And we can we can still say we're going to have tea because that's what Anna does. Yeah. There we go.

31:34.77 tduval18 But that's cool. That's fun. So, um, yeah, I'm going to have no, he's up here by the way. Oh, so what happened was my friend got, yes, CC. I love that. I just guessed that. I literally was just like, it's probably CC like, and, um, heycc Hey girl. So she had bought Wallace tickets and her and her significant other broke up and she and I were talking on the phone and she's walking around. She's like, I just come down here because it's in San Diego. She's like, come to the concert with me. and She's like, nobody else would go because

32:13.29 tduval18 um Or they would go, but they don't really know Wallows like that. She's like, because I got her into Wallows. Oh, that's fun. I mean, sad for her, but fun for you. I was like, you know what? I was like, I could probably go down for the weekend. Yeah. I was like, so you have weekends and and so like what I'm going to do is fly down the ninth. We're staying the night shows the 10th. We're going to because she lives in Tucson. So you have to like go through like Nanda's neck in the woods and you have to go through Yuma. there

32:44.69 tduval18 So well not too long but after San Diego, we're going to go to Nana so I can hi say hi. And then she's going to go to Yuma's stay in the night at her parents and then she's going to go back. by And then I get to see Jackie. because she's excited. Literally, but we're gonna go shopping all day. Like, we're gonna go to Costco. Oh my god. I miss doing those things. I mean, you could go with me. You went with me, but you get stressed out. You have to push the cart. That's the only thing. Well, I have to carry a child. Okay, well, Jay can watch. Jay can watch Parker. He doesn't watch Parker. He's a parent. Whatever. He can watch him. He can be with his son. It's still watching. No, because I'm not watching him.

33:27.50 tduval18 You are both, nope, no, no, no, no. The way you're wording it, I'm not meaning like a babysitter. I'm saying like he can watch him, like he can stay with Parker. There you go. Because no, the reason I correct you on that, because it's way too often where whenever they say like a mom is doing something, they're just being a parent, but a dad is watching the kid. No, that's not what I was meaning though. So I'm going to make sure we stand correct because he... That's not what I meant. I was just saying in general, like having parker and only because you can focus on the cart because it's all about me oh jake's back yeah that's why he ran in like that oh so do you remember how our door used to be able to hear it when it opens jake fucking wd-40 it so now you can't hear it oh every time he opens the door i'm like i'm so happy about that because like he didn't realize no it was allowed too so like anytime we would open it and if parker was sleeping with you on the like couch or like ah see it would wake him up is that loud yes it was so loud that's crazy

34:23.25 tduval18 Okay, well this will be a short episode because we're rearranging my house. um We did not talk about anything that had anything to do with anything, but we talked about Loki. So this episode is going to be called Loki, lekaiathan, bubba, big boy, fat head, whatever. um And we'll post the picture of him for our podcast. So bye.