Setting the Bar: Florida Etch-A-Sketch

If you want to go to jail in a hurry, here's the formula… If you can manage to make it through the day without etching your name into the hood of a police car… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-arrested-for-carving-his-name-into-deputys-patrol-car-police