News With My Fiancé - Thursday, December 14th 2023

Season 3, Episode 34,   Dec 14, 2023, 07:04 PM

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Intro music and Podcast edited by Kyle Gilmer of Residual Audio

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Host Check In
  • Ceasefire NOW orrrrr later or whatever 
LEAD STORIES RUNDOWN
  • LOCAL
    • (00:58:13) Guadelupe Guerro and his homie Jonathan Garcia quit together for funsies! 
    • (01:08:06) Portland Police Union getting in on the fun of making shit up about what citizens want 
  • NATIONAL
    • (00:38:39) Florida’s “Don’t Say Gay” law is blocking Sarasota students right to hot goss!

Playlist: List the songs played on today’s show

  • Xxplosive - Bacao Rhythm & Steel Band
  • No One Like You - Robert Glasper x Kaytranada
  • Imagine - Furozh
TEXTS FROM THIS EPISODE:
  1. (00:37:14) Hi hi🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
  2. (00:37:15) We here
  3. (00:37:22) Good morning fiancés. Much love. Crystal
  4. (00:37:32) Morning Fam. The best part of waking up, is the U.S. funded genocide in your cup..XOXO Rudo
  5. (00:38:11) ¡Good morning fiancitas y fiancitos!
  6. (00:51:20) Am did you learn spanish from kanathan ? -los
  7. (00:53:04) Sorry that gay marriage upset the sanctity of your 5th marriage. 🙄Crystal
  8. (00:53:55) To paraphrase Eli Wallach's best line in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly," I like moral crusaders. They make a lot of noise when they fall.
  9. (00:57:21) Am I allowed to go to Black Horror Night???
  10. (00:57:26) Let's show ABBY?!!? I mean let's show ABBY!!!
  11. (01:03:24) This retired PPS teacher is gleeful at the news of Guadalupe's exit. Don't let the door... well, you know the rest.
  12. (01:06:00) Is the superintendent just a grifter position?
  13. (01:07:32) They will be able to say they are looking for "the best and brightest talent" by looking outside of the city
  14. (01:15:35) Did the cops bungle the booking? Or did they mishandle the arrest/surveillance so bad that they could not legally charge him? All of the above?  
Don’t let the individuals distract you from the systems
Poverty is a policy choice
People Over Profits
Power to the People
None of us are free until we are all free