Setting the Bar: Where's Abe Lincoln's Hat?!?

Someone took a lot of time and effort to commit this crime here in the great city of Louisville… If you can manage to make it through the day without stealing Abraham Lincoln’s top hat… then you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.wbaltv.com/article/louisville-top-hat-stolen-abe-lincoln-statue-waterfront-park/46106020