Setting the Bar: Mating With Manatee Mannequin?!

A lot of people have ridiculous stories from "when they were young and stupid"... and if this guy can turn his life around, he should be able to trump anyone's juvenile idiocy. If you can manage to make it through the day without trying to have your way with a manatee mannequin… then you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/manatee-mannequin-molested-605941