Setting the Bar: Not Dad of the Year

This guy's chances at Father of the Year just took a big hit… this is 100 rounds of wrong. If you can manage to make it through the day without getting so drunk you think your kid was kidnapped when you had just forgotten them at home… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.wfsb.com/2023/10/24/state-police-drunk-man-filed-missing-child-report-just-left-child-home/