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for another day. Yep. That'd be a short day. There's not a lot going on today.

No. I'm sure you'd be disappointed to hear that on your first day back, Trudy.

It's my first day.

That's right. How was your trip?

Oh my God. Such high highs and a few really.

Low lows. Oh, what's actually, I want to know the lows first. Yeah.

Well, the lowest of the lows was getting there,

having a great day on the north end,

and then going to our Airbnb and finding out that it was a piece of shit hole

that people were still living in.

That happens what? All the time. Yeah, all the time.

I can't believe how many horror Airbnb stories I've heard. I know.

How is Airbnb still in business? I know there.

Are a lot of articles about how bad they are now.

Well,

my problem number one is people bullshitting about their place and how nice it

is. Yeah, it was.

A total lie. I saw the before picture and then you went down.

It was just like crap all over the place. Unmade beds,

and obviously people were still inhabiting it.

So the code that opened it though was 1995.

It opened every door in the building.

Knocks the place.

And then Dee contacted it because she booked it and the guy was,

she completely blew us off and lest us kind of stranded.

And so he had to go to a hotel and now he's refusing and he sent us pictures of

a clean room, which you could have taken any time. And yeah,

it's complete horses shit because if you have the same code to get into one room

and other people there,

how do I know the Boston Strangler isn't one of those people?

Must be a nice guy. Deserves to go on vacation,

but I don't want him give them money. Well, other.

People that are there just decide to come back and spend the night with you

guys. Why not?

I mean, maybe that's cool, but we really did not want that hostile vibe thing.

How.

Are they doing? How is Airbnb doing so well? I don't get it.

I don't think they're doing shit about them. I.

Don't know if they're doing so well anymore. New York just basically said, yeah,

no more Airbnbs. Oh.

Yeah, A couple of communities around here too. Farmington Hills is like Uhuh.

No thanks. I love.

'Em. I love staying at 'em. I think they're great until you have a bad,

my kids stayed at an Airbnb before they stayed at a hotel and their minds were

blown by, why is this hotel room so small?

Because they don't have the run of the whole house. I'm like, well,

how hotel works idiots.

Right? And then the second thing to happen between Boston and Maine,

we drove to Maine and partway there,

we were going to switch drivers and we got back in the car and it wouldn't

start.

That's ridiculous.

And we tried everything like you got to do this and a million things.

Did you actually.

Lift the hood of the car?

No. No.

No. God no. That would've been cool if you did.

But I did look on, I looked up and I trouble with it was,

I'm not afraid to say a Hyundai Santa Fe,

2019 millions of articles about 20 nineteens and what fucked up

pieces of shit they are doesn't.

Work.

That won't start. They have a problem with the,

there's some sort of key keyhole juxtaposition thing. Nice.

And a bunch of 'em were stolen in Wisconsin. I don't know what that's about,

but anyway. Okay.

It's.

Random. And it had a Florida license plate,

so it was probably at the bottom of the bay at one time too.

On top of that. Where? Where'd you get this loser?

Thrifty run.

Oh really? Who read it? You were D.

D. And.

Who picked the Airbnb? D.

And every subsequent hotel.

D. I'm sorry. Here's the agent. When not to D, here's a nice piece of shit.

Did you rub it in on either one of those items?

Oh no. I'm trying to be very understanding because who could predicted these two

things?

Do you think de vetted properly?

Did she handle it properly?

I'm not sure She vetted the Airbnb very well.

Oh, well, she's got confidence that she stayed in a bunch of great Airbnbs,

but I don't know.

How. So you're saying she did properly vetted even though it wasn't proper.

As much as you can, I guess. I don't know if they're reviews. There are reviews.

For id. You're off the hook. Oh yeah.

But.

Lila, shut up.

Yikes. It ended up, we called and Thrifty was like,

I have to send a cab to get you,

and that'll take an hour and tow it to Portland

Airport and then switch you out into another piece of shit.

And by that time it was like 10 o'clock.

We had a four hour drive on two lane streets at that point in the rain.

It was 10 o'clock at night. Well.

It was okay. I exaggerated. It was eight. It was dark.

Okay.

Weiner, two lane rainy streets.

And so I white knuckled it all the way to moan.

Did you get out of the car to stretch out and stuff while you were waiting?

Oh, while we were waiting. No,

it was mostly just furiously pissing and moaning in the car.

Although at one point, here's what happened though. At one point it was so mad.

I did that whole up against the ignition.

And then it started. Whoa, you zied it. It's like Fonzi.

It did. So we had to drive to the Thrifty. Well, Hertz,

we rent a car.

Wait, so you drove the car there?

We ended up driving it, but I was like, no,

we're not driving this to Maine because what happens if we're up in Bar Harbor

and it won't start again? I've never.

Even been up there. Well, you just would beat it up again.

But for the guy who made a YouTube video of his car,

not his 2019 Santa Fe not starting,

the answer is beat up the ignition. He did the whole video and there was no.

That sucks. How far away was the airport?

It was like a half an hour away. It wasn't that far away,

but still it's way out of your way.

No, that's not.

Cool. You had to get in line again and they were not pleased.

Oh, you had to get in line at the.

Airport. They were not pleased with me calling it a 2019 Hyundai p o s Santa.

Fe. And it gets a joke. She fits, man. Okay. What airport is.

This? Portland, Maine. Boy. An international. There's.

A line at the Portland Maine airport for Really?

How long did you have to wait in line? Oh.

That was the longest wait of them.

All. Oh God. That would be aggravating. You.

Think they give you priority because No.

No.

No, no.

Nobody cares what you've went.

Through. And we're like, okay, we got robbed of all this time.

I told them we were going to miss the wedding. There was no wedding.

Great.

Move. And that we weren't even going to be in pictures. They.

Don't care.

By the way.

No, they don't care. Everyone tells them that if everyone didn't lie,

it would mean something. Right.

And then yeah, you'd think that they'd give you cuts in line,

but Hertz acted like it wasn't their problem. Well, Hertz owns Thrifty,

so that's a sweet dodge. But anyway.

Hey, is the Portland airport, isn't that where nine 11 started?

Isn't that where they first got on? Wasn't it the Portland Maine airport?

Really? I thought so. Right.

I thought it was Boston for some reason. Oh, I.

Thought they went Maine to Boston. Did.

They.

Wrong?

Yeah, maybe the day started. That was so.

They stopped in Bar Harbor for a little tourist sighting.

What was the highlight of the trip?

Highlight of the trip was Acadia National Park. That's so great.

It's just stunning. It's beautiful. I mean,

it's like up north only with an ocean and mountains.

That's pretty cool. It's very cool. I'd like to see that main sounds great.

A main Sounds like it's got a great vibe. It's.

Got great. Awesome. Cool. Did.

You get blueberries?

Oh my god. Blueberry pie.

Did you consider moving there at any one time? I did. Yeah.

Did you actually look at a few homes? Just see, I'd park.

Ranger or anything.

A park ranger. I love that. You'd be a good bar.

Ranger or you could run one of those little tourist trap stores there in Bahaa

would be awesome. And Boston is freaking amazing. Did.

You investigate home prices?

I did. You.

Did? That's a little pricey. Wow. He did the whole thing. See,

that's one of the fun parts of going places is thinking I might just move here.

I don't know. Who knows? Let's, let's look at home prices. Why not?

Right? It's like four grand for place in downtown Boston, but a month.

How expensive is it to live in?

Yeah, I don't.

I thought you looked at home prices.

I looked at a couple of things. Not seriously though.

Okay. You could have had Dion that she vets things pretty well. Oh yeah,

definitely. She was.

Really mad. So furious. Oh my God.

What was Dee's most explosive moment?

Yeah. I feel like

she wanted to tear everybody's luggage out of the place where they were going to

put us in. That's.

Pretty explosive. And I'm.

Like, look, it's not their fault. It's the host's fault.

And the host. So she thought better. And.

The host, of course is being a total dick.

What if you hadn't been there? Would you have set the house on fire? Possibly.

Possibly. It was one of the, it was oldest street.

Have you ever been to Hull Street in Boston? It's where the old North church is.

Oh yeah. I believe so. I think a long time ago. It's a.

Great neighborhood.

But did you make it to the old Oyster Bar? What's that.

Called? It's called the Union.

Union Oyster Bar. Union Oyster. I love that place. I know it's a tourist trap,

but I think it's.

Great. Oh, it's awesome. And we met a Ben Franklin.

You met Ben Franklin. Ben Franklin. How cool.

Is that?

He's trying to tell me one of those Ben Franklin facts thinking I'm a history

idiot. And he goes, know we invented glass, I invented glasses. And I said,

you know what else? You were known for being nude a lot.

He was a total pussy hound. Did you say, what the fuck are you doing in Boston,

by the way? You're supposed to be in Philadelphia. That's.

Right.

Where was Ben Franklin? He.

Should be in Philadelphia.

You're right. He is. He's supposed to be in Philly, but he was given tours.

And he dresses up as Ben Franklin.

He makes.

Makes around like Ben Franklin historically.

Wrong. Takes pictures for money. Oh boy. It's fun though.

But I got to say the Northeast is a pretty cool place to go,

especially in the fall. Were the fall colors? Were the fall colors nice.

Fall colors were beautiful. Oh.

My God, they're so beautiful up there. I've even been up there.

It's so beautiful. I think October might be a little better.

Or did they say when the peak is or was?

The peak is, yeah. 1st of October. Yeah. Pretty still.

It has to get a little cold first and man, it's beautiful. Alright.

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because Bentley did the Jim's picks on instrumental covers,

which was a joke he was actually just doing because Carl was here with his Isot

toping. And so anyway,

it got me thinking about instrumentals and what are my favorite instrumentals,

what are the best instrumentals? And I start deep diving on this last night,

I can't believe how many instrumentals were hits, really,

especially in the seventies and eighties.

Classical gas.

That's not a bad one. Actually,

classical gas was number two in July of 68, so that was a big hit.

There's a lot of number ones. The good bad and the Ugly was a hit. Oh wow.

A month later.

This is classical gas. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Good, bad. And the Ugly was number two in June 68.

Wait, that's a month earlier. I mean, yeah, it's not bad.

The Mission Impossible theme.

I didn't realize that was a top 10 hit by Larry Mullen Jr.

Stole my bike and Adam Clayton. I didn't know that.

Did they Those two? Yeah, those two. I didn't know that. Yeah. Wow.

And then there was like,

the Axle F was number three in April of 85 was Cop

Miami Vice theme was number one in 85. Did.

This one ever chart? Where's it at? Oh, that's the wrong version.

The Spy Hunter Peter Gunn. Isn't that Py.

Hunter? I think Peter Gunn did Chart. I didn't specific.

There's so many versions of the Peter Gunn theme. It is a great,

that's a great instrumental.

What Dick Dale Surf songs are on that list, right?

I don't know what song is. Oh, miser. Miser. Yeah.

That was only a number 60 billboard,

and I thought surely that had to be a big hit at one point. Pulp Fiction,

it was not, but Pulp Fiction brought it back. Right.

And then Rumble by link Ray. I didn't look up Rumble, but Rumble's a great song.

That's one of my favorites.

And I decided one of my all time favorite instrumentals. First of all,

Booker T and the mg, they're all good. Green onions was ahead. Let's see,

where was green onions? I know I made a know that somewhere.

I think Green Onions was number four.

Time is tight by Booker T and the Mgs was a number six hit in

1969 and the Blues Brothers covered it.

It was like their show intro and it's kind of a classic instrumental.

Yeah. Know this.

Yeah. Booker T and the Mgs. What a great lineup.

Isn't that like the house band? That's Stacks, I believe is who the Mgss were.

That's.

Right. Yeah.

STAs Larry Jackson. And is that Cropper and done and those guys? Yeah.

Undone Hellacious Band.

Weren't they in that band? Yeah, all of them were in The.

Men and they were in the Blues Brothers Blues Brothers.

Band.

Yeah. Now, I dunno who the drummer was in the Blues Brothers.

I don't think it was.

Probably Paul Schafer or something.

I can't think of who it was exactly.

That's funny. I was just telling Trudy at risk of plugging her favorite podcast,

Conner O'Brien needs a friend. He had Jim Downey on a classic comedy writer,

and he was talking about the formation of the Blues Brothers and how it started

as a sketch. It wasn't supposed to be a band. It wasn't supposed to be this.

And next thing you know, Belushi Acro is taking it as a joke,

but Belushi was so dead set and he's like,

I got this guy and this guy and this guy. He's like, okay,

I guess it is a band now.

Yeah, it was kind of like the movie.

Yeah. It's just funny how everybody else thought it was just a sketch.

Could it possible? Steve Jordan was the blues brother.

Drummer. Yes. Yes.

Wow. And The Stones Now.

Yep. How about that?

Wow. See how that was.

Mentioned? The theme from 2001 was number two hit in 1973 in February.

Exorcist dueling. Oh yeah, that was the number one.

I think Tubular. I believe that was the number one. Oh yeah.

It was a huge hit in the UK too.

I know that Dueling Banjos is number two by Eric Weissberg in 1973,

February of 73. How about Love's Theme by the Love Unlimited Orchestra?

That was number one in December 73,

along with going to Fly Now is being number one.

The Rocky theme in May of 77, the Star Wars theme.

Who cares? Number eight in 1977, hill Street Blues was number 10.

The Hill Street Blues theme. Great song in 81.

I played that on piano at a recital when I was fifth or sixth grade. Yeah.

Did.

You get applause.

Standing out? Oh, I'm sure you don't boo anybody at those things.

Rise by Herb Alpert was number one in 79.

I also played Hava Nala.

Oh, rise. That's.

That song. Hava Nala. Is that hard to play?

Nala, you meet somebody for Bar Mitzvah or a Bar Mitzvah? I'll do it. That has.

Vocals. Rock and roll. Part two was number eight in 1972. That is.

Lyric.

Though. I'm sorry. It was number two in August of 72. Rock and roll part two.

No, it's just, Hey. Hey. You can have, it's a lyric. Hey Lyric or two.

One of my favorites is The Pipeline by the Chante's because

what's his name from the New York Dolls used to open his shows with Who's the

big druggie from the New York doll that's driving me with the big hair?

I love him. He does.

Buster Johnny Thunders. Johnny.

Thunders. Yeah. Johnny Thunders used to open his shows with Pipeline,

but the Chante's had a number four hit with that in 1963 in May.

And let's see, oh,

I also found maybe my favorite Instru of all time might be Red Price Soc hand

clapping. What? You know I love hand claps. I love hand claps. The whole.

Song is hand clapping.

There's hand clapping through the entire song by Red Ock. P R Y S O C K.

It was the theme to Jack Fisher's show oldie showing 1240 W r o v.

Oh my God, this is terrible.

Why? This is great. Knock it off.

Well, how festive.

And the hand clapping never stops piece of shit. The Fun never ends.

Jack Fisher was a great jock, by the way. He would talk through half the song.

Oh, but this is, there are no vocals.

Well, this song, you could talk through the whole song. No,

this was his theme song. There's.

No post of it.

Put on Jerry Lee Lewis. Whole lot of shaking going on.

I'll show you what Jack Fisher used to do. Okay.

You ready?

Charlie Lewis. 1240 w r o.

B Killer

say, come on over, baby. Can't go.

Shake it one time for Jack Fisher. Ladies, gentlemen.

No,

he knew those songs so well and he could talk in and out of the first four

lines of 'em if he wanted to, which he did. Great song.

But do you guys have a favorite instrumental?

God, I know a lot of those you listed. I love,

I told you yesterday that the Beastie Boys actually won a Grammy for an

instrumental album. That's a really funky album.

If you like the Beastie Boys, it's their kind of music. I.

Can't believe they did an instrumental album. Yeah, that's bizarre. I know.

Oh, you know what? I forgot. Moby Dick.

Oh, mob Gen's. Mont. Oh, fuck yeah, Trudy. Good call.

The Beatles have an instrumental too called Flying, which.

That's a great one.

Yeah. Yeah. It is a good instrument. It's not a magical mystery tour.

It was never, it wasn't a hit though. And then there's Mama Miss America,

of course.

Rocket.

Rocket.

Kirby Hancock. Was that a hit? Hancock?

It probably was. I remember the name.

This is just drums.

Fucking awesome. Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

Where'd he go? There he is.

I thought Harvey.

Hancock was a synthesizer guy. Yeah. You.

Know that song though. Do do. Lemme find it.

Wait.

Where'd he go again?

Go.

The song was huge when I was like eight.

That's right.

You know, remember? Oh.

Yeah. Absolutely.

All the mannequins in that video.

What's the name of this song? Rocket. Rocket. Oh, this is Rocket. Okay.

Scratching is.

This is the first instance of scratching.

You know what I almost forgot. Eruption by Van Halen,

Jessica by the Allman Brothers.

Jessica by the Allman Brothers is probably one of my favorites. That's.

Beautiful songs.

But I'm going to go with, for my favorites,

I would say Link Rays Rumble Miserably is a great song.

Space Race by Billy Preston and Outer Space by Billy Preston.

And I actually liked those before I knew how big he was in The Beatles.

I was a kid when those were singles. I love Outer Space.

Time is Tight by Booker t

Apache by The Shadows,

which was the song George Harrison debuted for John Lennon to get in The

Beatles.

But Paul told him John would be really impressed if he could play Apache.

And then Paul coached him through it and then he actually made it.

He made the audition, passed the audition with Apache. Geez.

And that was a big UK hit.

Mine.

Take it away.

Freeway Jam. Bye.

Oh, freeway Jam. That's a great pick. And now he pissed guitar.

I completely spaced out on that. We used to play that for traffic.

Yeah, that's right.

W a f.

Yeah.

Yeah. It was a good traffic song

with Rich Kirkland from Metro Traffic we used to have on Rich Kirkland.

Rich was great. Metro Rich called him. I have no idea.

That's back when you interacted with the traffic guy.

Yeah, we used to talk to Rich a lot. He was funny.

Yeah. Jeff Beck. Oh, Beck Ero isn't instrumental, isn't it?

That's one of the all time, all time classics. That's okay. That's on my list.

I did find one that I thought was interesting that I just

knew I knew this song. I couldn't think of it though.

It's called Scorpio by Dennis Coffee and his Detroit guitar band.

I'm like, who is Dennis Coffee? Why don't I know this?

And it was in Better Call Saul too, and it's called Scorpio.

It's an instrumental. It was number six in 1969.

I know you're going to recognize it.

Oh yeah.

Do you remember? This is better Call Saul.

I don't.

I remember this being on the radio when I was a kid. They put.

A lot into soundtrack in that series too.

Oh, they probably spent a lot of money. Yeah.

Well, yeah.

They hit up a lot of artists like this guy that you've never really heard.

Yeah.

I don't know how much play this song was getting in terms of movie soundtracks

and stuff, but that's a great place to land.

And then there's a lot of other ones.

Hocus Pocus was number nine for focus.

How about in 73, people still.

Request that.

Gary how had to hit with it.

You forgot Sirius, the Allen Parsons project.

I saw that and I was trying to remember, what is Sirius?

Is that a Chicago bull song?

Yes. Yes.

Okay. That.

Explains it. Everybody knows that when they hear it. Let's see.

Lemme jump ahead. I They might have to jump in.

They spell it with an I don't they serious.

Yeah, like the Star. Yeah. Right.

Oh yeah. Oh, every sporting event back in the day.

This is a great Chicago Bulls theme. It was outstanding. No doubt.

There's another one we're missing too.

Oh, there's one called Dynomite by Tony Camillo's. Bazooka.

That was number six in 1975, and I think it just uses Jimmy Walker's. Dynomite.

Dynomite. It just plays music around it. I think that's what it is.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Frankenstein nice.

Yes, and this was a hit too. I wrote that down somewhere.

Frankenstein was number four. No,

it was number one in April of 73. This was a number one hit.

Wow.

Edgar Winter.

73. No program directors back then. Apparently.

I guess not. These instrumentals were big hits in the seventies and eighties.

It doesn't happen as much anymore.

No.

Hawaii five oh theme was number four in April of 69. I.

Think the Mach four did that one. They.

Covered it. Did they? Yes.

Do you remember the song Joy by Apollo 100? No,

that was number six in 1972 and it was in Boogie Nights.

Really? So you might remember it if you heard it.

We're missing another one from another great movie. This one here.

Oh, tak. Yeah. The Stuttering John song.

I was thinking from PeeWee's Big Adventure, the shoe dance.

Oh yeah, of course.

No tequila's had many lives including the one. Carl's trying to give it.

Lemme play the horns in his band. The Is that a sax?

No, no. Carl plays it when he does stuttering John's stuff on his show. Oh,

I see. Yeah. It has very good associations.

Feels so good. Chuck Mangione.

That was number four in March of 78.

Mangione Atal.

I never got the chuck either. I suppose Chicks must've dug him for some.

Reason. Oh, really? Okay.

You want to try Dynomite?

Yeah.

Tony Camillo's. Bazooka. B A Z U K A.

It was a number 10 hit in June of seven five.

This has to have something to do with Jimmy JJ Walker. Right? It's got to.

It's got. It's got.

It's got.

Find.

Chuck.

Man. No, I had trouble finding it too. Dynomite. D Y N O M I T E,

I believe Tony Camillo's. M.

I T or M Y T e.

Oh, maybe.

Don't know. White.

Tony. Camillo's. Bazooka though. That's how it came up

and I didn't remember it. Oh, I.

Forgot a huge one.

Oh my God. This is huge.

It's one of the most important instrumentals in the world, in my opinion.

Popcorn. Oh.

God.

Yeah. Ine in 1972. That's you playing that last night's Why I love Popcorn.

I was going through instrumentals. It's the.

Lottery song, right?

It's a great.

Song. It is so stupid. It's so stupid. It's great.

It's great. How can you not love popcorn?

It's so ridiculous.

I assume someone programmed the popping sound into a synthesizer. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

I had a cool discovery with, and I could not find this on Spotify.

I only could find this on YouTube. McCartney has an instrumental. I thought,

mama Miss America. And then when I looked up instrumentals, it said Er theme,

which is another instrumental he did with a lot of people.

Played on Pete Townsend and Gilmore from Pink Floyd.

Bonzo played drums on it.

And Dwayne Eddie covers the ER theme and he has a badass

version of it. Actually. Dwayne Eddie and Link Ray and those guys,

Dick Dale, they have tons of cool songs, really cool stuff.

Sisters used to jam him. Dwayne Eddie.

Yeah. It definitely takes a unique taste in music to be into that music,

but there's a lot of great stuff. There.

Is the Jack Jams. Are you ready for this? Consider one of those.

Which one? Are you ready for this? Yeah.

Are you ready for this?

Well.

It's under Bazooka.

Dynomite.

Yeah. Just bazooka.

That was Jimmy. J g o Walker, I think at the beginning.

Tru, if you're going to get into that,

then you're going to get into Zombie Nation that they play at the Penn State

Football games, all those arena songs. A lot of those instrumentals.

Well, there's actually words to that song though. Are you ready for that?

I don't think I remember this.

Okay.

Is this really? This is a hit. People.

Are watching what came on on a Thursday night and they're grooving on this the

next day. Oh, it's the dynamite song here.

But is it anything without Jimmy JJ walkie yelling. It's pretty.

Cool. Aren't.

Ight.

Right? That's what makes it.

That's great.

Oh, let's see. Did I miss any

pick up the pieces? Average white band. That's a big one.

One I done average band for a while. Number one I did too in December of 74.

That was a number one hit. Pick up the pieces. Really?

And it was.

Oh, the hustle was number one too. Oh boy.

Wait, that's got lyrics though.

Van do the hustle.

It just has Do the hustle though. Just like in a fly now says going to fly.

Now you have to get those out of there that just don't count.

Do it.

I came home one night very high, probably in 1975,

and my mom was taking disco lessons at our house,

disco dancing lessons with a couple of friends. Are you.

Didn't hallucinate.

That? No, I didn't. I wish I did. She was taking.

How did you not laugh? I mean.

Oh yeah. I was laughing. I was trying not to laugh. Was she like.

Andrew.

I wanted to disappear.

Because she was going to, did.

She try to bring you in to the.

Dance? No, no, no. She knew better.

She was going to cut the rug somewhere.

I don't know, going out. Just apparently thought it was cool.

Somebody told her it was cool. Oh, that's cool. Disco was happening.

The midnight cowboy theme was number 10 in 1969. That's a great theme.

That's a really good theme. I like that. And I like the,

who's the band that covers it that does all the covers? They do Epic.

Who does S Epic?

The big hit. Oh, faith. No More.

Faith No More. They have a cover Midnight Cowboy. Really? Yes, they do.

But the original version's great too.

That's a great soundtrack actually in general.

Is the Baby Elephant walk on there. You know this one, right?

This is probably Charing.

Yeah, I remember that. What.

Is this from originally?

It's just a Henry Mancini song I think.

I feel like it was part of a cartoon.

Theme. Homer Homer's used it before. Well,

then you have the Pig Panther theme, right?

Yeah. Alright. Okay. This is really starting to go.

We're really going deep this.

Now. This is, I think it goes on forever.

I didn't think it was a very long category when you first brought.

It up. No, I couldn't believe how many hits there were.

And TV themes too. I'm surprising, but.

Eruption's the best van.

Eruption is Jessica by the Allman Brothers too. I know. Is very popular.

I just don't think it was a hit. Actually, eruption wasn't a hit either.

They weren't hits. No.

Eruption was always played before another song, right?

Yeah. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Is it? You really got me. Is that what's after it?

Yeah, I think so.

And Jessica is just a standalone by the Allman Brothers is a beautiful piece of

guitar, but a.

Really long song though, because that's what they did, right?

I don't think it was like eight minutes or anything.

I think it was like a four minute song. But it's a lovely instrumental.

It must be over right wrong.

Alright.

Let's move on to some real breaking news day at.

Concerts. When those kinds of songs were on and you had your lighter going,

your fingers would burn by the end of this. I love watching.

Holding him out. If you insisted

Taylor Swift to see Kelsey play

football.

And first I want to look at Kelsey's scoring a touchdown,

and she goes absolutely ballistic.

She's banging on the glass in the suite.

Bright red lipstick.

And look how nuts Taylor Swift goes. Is she really this excited?

Why is she so nuts? Is she trying to draw attention to herself?

Well, I mean, everybody's pumped up, right?

She just sat on that dick and he just scored a.

Touchdown. No, she's not Santa yet.

Whatcha talking about how crazy is she's going? She's cuckoo.

That was awesome. She should be pumped. He's got.

Kind of a spring in a step too.

Go back though. See how excited she is.

Why is Travis Kelsey's mom not acknowledging her at all?

She's watching her baby.

Boy. Could it be because that girl is shutting his son out of pussy,

shutting her son out.

Wait, wait. She wants to look him.

Up. She's throwing a pussy shut out at her son and she's not happy about.

It. You are so wrong about that. They've been banging for so.

Long. No, no, no. She couldn't.

Even walk straight.

No. She walks very comfortable. Look at the mom though.

The mom is not interested in Taylor Swift to fall.

The guy next to Taylor is out of control.

Does he look like Rodman A little bit. How do Rodman get up there?

A little bit because he's banging Kelsey.

Look at Mama Kelsey. Wow. She's like, yeah, Taylor Swifts over there.

I'm not going to look at her. She's acting like a fool. Geez.

That other guy on the too, man, that guy's going.

Shit.

I love his just Skippy walk when he did his thing.

And Mahome said something about, well, I knew Taylor was there,

so I had to throw him a touchdown pass. Like, oh God.

Really? I know, but at least it takes the attention away from Jackson.

Jackson Mahomes.

Yeah, it's true. And what about Brittany? Brittany is completely.

Out. She's probably trying to worm her way in.

She must be so bummed. Oh.

My God. That's right.

They're no longer the most second and third most famous people.

They're off the map chiefs. They're completely Well, he's in trouble.

Right? Yeah.

Trial, I.

Think.

Really.

He's on the down low. I mean,

he's probably the only person in trouble who stays on the down low.

I don't think he's really a persona grata at games.

I don't think his brother really appreciates the position he put him in.

He should have cut him off a long time ago. But anyway,

there's a rumor that Taylor Swift was smuggled out of the suite in a

popcorn machine.

Rumor, I'm fully on board with this rumor. I think it's totally true machine.

Well, okay, so here's the first shot.

And you see people standing around the Kelsey Suite.

They know what sweet it is even on that level,

so they know she's got to come out. This lady totally breaks it down though.

She's in the popcorn bag? No, she's in that.

She's in that.

They like to point out too. I don't know if you can see. Wait.

How much space is there? You mean she's crunched in that bottom? No.

No, no, no. You'll see it.

There's a popcorn machine that's off camera right now.

But see that security guard right there? Yeah. He knows what's up. Right.

So he's there for that.

Just.

Like she's in that thing.

She's in there like her cleaning supply.

Yeah, they take the popcorn machine to the popcorn instead of the popcorn to the

popcorn machine. They just remove the popcorn machine every game.

Okay, that makes sense. You.

Know how they pop her? Yes. Her.

That's her. I got to say, I don't think that's her for real.

You want to know why do you think those two people would be the ones tasked with

pushing her, pushing Taylor Swift somewhere? No.

No. She'd have a bunch of, well, if you.

Have eight security people around it, it's not very sneaky. Dead.

Giveaway those two people with popcorn with a big bag of popcorn on top of it.

You see him leaving the stadium though? Not even holding hands.

I know he's not holding hands with 'em yet. Side by side.

No. Holding.

The hands.

He's not gotten that far.

Or maybe they're just.

Trying to, but then they were in the convertible together.

Yeah, you trying.

Impress her.

You saw those shots of her and him in the convertible and then the next shot,

it was just his head and nobody figured.

No, no such picture. Get out. No such picture. Yeah, there is.

Has it been airbrushed out or.

Airbrushed or We could see her head again. It was really, really weird.

It's a sweet car, by the way.

What kind of car was that? It did look sweet.

Was it a Cutlass or a Chevelle?

Oh, it's an oldie.

Yeah. Yeah.

I love those old Cutlasses. Those little convertible cutlasses were sweet.

Portnoy or bars still said they were playing grease.

It was like a car from Greece.

They were driving around on one of those big boat cars.

Nice. And he rented out some swanky restaurant in Kansas City too. Oh,

he some roof. All head.

Over heels. I didn't know.

Yeah, he's been nailing her like no.

He's not. No, he's putting it all out because got, he's trying to get nailed.

Got.

Road head.

He totally did. No.

No. Taylor doesn't do that. Taylor doesn't do that. That's where P comes from.

And then she writes a song about it.

Called.

That's where P comes from.

I am just blown.

That's the name of the song.

I'm blown away by how much this story has just taken over everything.

It's ridiculous. It's crazy. It's slow.

Newsweek. It's.

So crazy.

But.

It has been. It is a slow Newsweek. It's It's.

The fucking story and it's insane. It's the.

N F L story too.

Did you see today's show was proposing that the Swifties wouldn't like

that All those chiefs fans are now going to be at her concerts.

Oh no, they're not.

People wearing chief's jerseys and stuff. They don't want that kind in there.

That's ridiculous. Insane.

Ridiculous. Like.

The Swift have her to themselves. She has so many fricking fans.

She's going to write so many songs about this relationship.

You want to see Belichick even he was asked about it, which why being popped.

Off. Why.

Is he asked about it?

He had a good line too, but he has.

Nothing to do with.

It. This is Greg Hill on W e e.

I used to work with Greg at W A A F and he's still on Boston Radio.

I cannot not believe this.

Only at radio stations with double.

Cowboys. Swifty.

Swift.

Apparently Taylor Swift was in attendance to watch Travis Kelsey's game with his

mom in the box. Seems like they may be the new it couple.

Where do you fall on that? Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift Power Couple in the N F L.

Well, I would say that Travis Kelsey's had a lot.

Kelsey's had a lot of big catches in his career. This would be the biggest.

Nailed it.

Loving.

Him. Was red.

Not a bad line.

Now can everybody stop with the song title puns every time they talk about it?

Yeah.

Oh my God.

Loving him was red.

I didn't know Bill Belichick had remote idea who Taylor was. I feel like.

Somebody wrote that line for.

Him. Well, how do you know she's everywhere?

That's.

True. She's on every commercial. So is he though.

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There is a conspiracy theory about surrounding

Mel Tucker. It's not his fault.

They want it out of the contract. And this is Brandon Jacobs.

Is he a player for the Giants or was he used to play.

For the Giants? I think he's been out of football for a while. But yeah,

I went to Auburn and then Southern Illinois I think was his final spot.

If you wanted to believe that Mel Tucker's a good guy who just

stumbled into no good and it was not his fault.

Here's the theory for you, Brandon Jacobs.

This is what people will do to take people down to knock people off their perch.

This is what can happen.

Michigan State did Mel Tucker

set that man up like that?

I mean get him in a situation to have to go talk to somebody and do this and do

that. I realized they paid this dude all this money and they wasn't getting the

results they thought they was going to get right away.

And now here they're trying to set up certain situations to say, well,

the only way we don't owe him is get caught up in some kind of scandal. Well,

you brought the to him, they get him dirty man brought the scandal.

To him.

I'm standing on it. Yes. Michigan State set Mel Tucker up.

Why? Because they didn't want to pay him.

They didn't want to pay him. And it felt like,

felt like the program was mid to low level power

five wasn't going to run a national championship,

wasn't going to be in contention for a Big 10 championship.

What there hadn't been in the last two years since Mel had been there,

Mel just a coach doing his job, man, trying to teach young men how to be men.

That's what he is putting in place for.

So I guess the winning the wins wasn't coming fast enough for them and they felt

like, so you.

Think concocted, you think they concocted the harassment story They.

Did. No way you're going to tell me anything different.

That's the only way they could have got that money back. Why is.

He keep changing the story then? When they did the investigation? Yeah.

What do you mean keep and forth? Because they put her there to begin with.

He don't know that they put her in a situation to talk to him,

to be there to communicate with him. Oh man, you'll never see it Rich.

I see it. They did. They set the man up saying.

You'll never, I'll just.

Be harassment when you're talking to somebody on the phone.

You can be harassed talking to someone on the phone.

You can be threatening in a tell.

And that can be.

Determined. Harassment.

They needed any little thing. They put her up to all of that shit, man.

How does this chick come about? How does she come around?

How has she got access to Mel? Tucker.

Brought her in like other universities.

This always popping up in certain places. Well.

You really do your homework, don't you Brandon?

The school is behind all of this. Man, I'm standing on that.

You are convincing argument, right? You standing on a pile of shit, my man.

You know the genius of the setup? I mean, you got to get him to take the bait,

right? You set the trap he takes,

and the genius is blowing it up two weeks into the season.

And how do you get to masturbate on the phone? How do you get 'em to do that?

That's incredible.

And they picked the right person.

That's just how diabolical they are.

Was he really masturbating on the phone or was it just a bad.

Connection? He admitted. He admitted.

That was, it wasn't just on the phone too. It was FaceTime or Zoom or whatever.

Oh, okay.

So.

She saw it.

Somewhat undeniable.

She saw it.

She heard every rhythmic beat.

She said she heard every stroke.

Did she hear the completion?

I guess so. If she heard every stroke,

that means she heard the last stroke and she'd be pretty quick if she could hang

up that fast because that thing was going at least 300 miles an hour.

So where's the.

Party of stroke me by Billy's squad.

For Mel?

That clip was edited up by Darko State News,

but I watched the longer one from Rich Q on Q.

It's a podcast that Brandon's on and the whole thing's 11 minutes.

And part of Brandon Jacob's defense is that he got the story about

the lady who was kidnapped in Atlanta with the toddler. Oh.

God, come on. He saw through that.

Right.

Away. Brandon, everyone got that.

Right? So he saw through this right away. Oh, that's the weakest.

That's.

Ridiculous. That was so obvious. The one in Atlanta was that was a.

But he called it first. He said before anybody else that was a.

Layup, Brandon. I.

Know everybody called that one got.

To be kidding me. It blew up.

So fast.

He cannot be reading the story.

Either that or he's so paranoid in general that he sees things because

that's ludicrous.

I like this response under the tweet too.

There's probably got to be about a million easier setups.

Let's see if our coach will get into an inappropriate relationship with a sexual

assault advocate slash university vendor. I mean,

that's really rolling the dice. If there's a setup.

There, not to mention it doesn't help her at all.

So they have to talk her into doing something that's not good for her.

Coach. Well, they're just going to give her his money or some of his money.

Oh, I see. Probably.

Part of the conspiracy, right? Well.

Did you listen to the rest of it?

No. Well, I did. I mean they never bothered.

Getting deep. They never got that far.

Deep into it. No, because the host of these co-host is like,

you could tell he thought it was absolutely fucking insane. Rich Quiniones.

What?

The unflappable rich s I cannot believe people will believe

anything now. Yeah, if.

They want to.

Believe it. Anything. Why does he want to believe that though?

That's a great question.

I looked it up to see did he ever play for Mel and did they ever cross paths?

And as far as, isn't he a.

Little old to play for Mel?

Well, no. I mean, Mel's been around a while.

He played too. He played football too, but Mel's.

A little where Brandon Jacobs playing college.

Auburn and then Southern Illinois. But then in the pros,

when Mel was in the pros, they didn't really cross paths. So I don't know.

They must know each other. Or maybe he just sees, I don't know,

a black man and a white woman. So he's going to go to that level.

A black man making a lot of money.

So it has to be a conspiracy if a black man with money does something stupid.

That's pretty crazy. That's pretty lame thinking in my opinion.

Yeah, that's an insane, there's.

A lot of people do stupid things with a lot of money and black people are no

exception.

No, I don't know. I'm just speculating.

Why? But who knows, Brandon,

maybe you're on something really early that's going to catch fire.

Right? He's right. I doubt. I'll apologize if he's correct.

I will too. I'll.

Double apologize. That's how confident I am that he's wrong.

No, there's no way.

Set up to get rid of that contract,

which they gave him and he act like they weren't competing for championship.

They were 11 and two.

Well, yeah, two years ago. But.

Still he was under a contract. That's what got him the contract.

They would never have blown him out before this season started,

after one season with that long contract hanging over their heads.

But they also do not have the ability to set him up that way and it makes no

sense. He took the.

Bait.

Anyway to do it.

Yeah. Why did he take the bait? Yeah.

Even if they did set him up,

he fucking fell for it and then he lied on top of it,

so he blew it. If it was a setup, he fell for it and he also lied about it,

so he totally blew it anyway, so he can't be trusted.

But Judy.

Mel's back in the news too. It looks like.

Oh, Mel's made news today.

Yeah.

He sent another letter to Michigan State University that they had no basis to

fire him.

Mel, just take your medicine seriously.

Isn't he better off just making this thing quietly and

move on with his life.

25 Days? He's.

Not going to win this fight. First of all, he already fucked up way too much.

He lied multiple times and he made some very egregious

mistakes to start with getting mixed up with a rape survivor.

That's just a terrible idea.

This is nothing more than the school's knee jerk. Knee jerk.

Come on phrasing there. Mel.

Knee jerk reaction and negative publicity brought on by Ms.

Tracy's release of the 1200 page investigation filed to the national media. Oh,

that's from his attorney Jennifer, which could.

Oh, she thinks the school's getting all the negative publicity.

I would say he's getting more than school is.

Yeah. He and Tracy contends he had hired to speak to his team.

Yeah, I mean it's a lot of the same really.

And she writes by that logic,

no one can ever start a relationship with anyone they met through work.

What?

Yeah, because they worked. She was a, by.

That logic. Yeah, because No, he harassed her. She claims he harassed her.

Nobody said they couldn't have a relationship.

But his story is it was totally consensual.

Yeah, but that's not her story. That's where the problem is.

And then he lied five times about things relating to that story.

So he looks really bad right now. Now she could confess and say, oh my God,

the school set this up and I went along with it and oh my God.

I mean that could happen and then he'd be totally cool, but that's pretty.

Unlikely.

I'd say chances are about zero, probably less than zero.

But yeah, just keep sending those letters.

Keep putting those tweets out and see if there's any good.

I think it's just going to end up embarrassing you more because I have a feeling

that he's made a lot of mistakes already and you might as well just

take his medicine. They're going to pay him something to go away.

Well, I think that's what this filing seems to be about.

Just skimming it really quick.

And let's face it, school.

Saying that there's no basis to fire me, so you owe me money.

The school lost plenty, Mel, you may feel you've lost a lot,

but you made a lot of money too, and the school got nothing out of you.

So nobody's feeling sorry for you.

He's going to walk away with some more millions of dollars that he did not earn.

Looks like they also claim that they're not allowed to investigate his private

life.

Oh.

Really? She filed the Title IX complaint. What are they supposed to do?

Well, they investigate what happened. But I mean,

I don't know about anything surrounding that. It's not really at issue,

it sounds like to me, like he's fucked up plenty in this one.

Yeah. Wow. Oh boy.

Trudy, have you seen Naked Attraction on Netflix?

No, I haven't. Is that the British deal? Yes. Well,

naked British people are naked British people.

You meet people in the nude.

Yeah, they're hot. What do you mean?

Yeah, they're attractive enough, I think. Okay. I mean,

I will say they don't have tens on the show,

which is probably refreshing in a way. Yeah.

I mean they're not just regular slobs, but.

They're not Barbie plastic Barbies either.

I have thought for many years that being nude removes all of the pretense that

you bring into a situation. You.

Want a nude date?

Maybe. Okay. Maybe give me a month.

I'm amazed that people go on the show.

I'm amazed too. It's just, first of all,

first thing they do is they show you from the waist down to the female or

the women to the male or both to the bisexual person.

Yes.

And it's an episode with a throuple too.

Oh, is there? Yeah.

Do we have this? I'll share.

Parts of it. Sure. Yeah.

And so you just see these, it's all pixelated.

You just see these four wieners and.

What? Oh my God, you're actually.

Seeing them. That's all she sees. Yeah.

No. Yeah. You see everything on this show.

There's a couple uncer wieners. There's none of 'em.

Which one's your favorite? Trudy.

And by the way, she laughed at the Uncer wieners the first one,

which I thought was that wasn't too cool.

They're kind of funny.

Why to stop.

But I think if somebody had laughed at the women's that something about the

woman's body, that probably wouldn't be taken. Well no, that.

Wouldn't be.

Nice. Really? Look at.

That stupid tattoo shape. Very long.

Elephant ears tattooed around his penis.

That, do you not think so?

How fucking stupid is that? That.

Is really stupid.

But listen to their conversation about this guy's dong.

There is an elephant in the room, the elephant man.

He's unsu.

Shade. But.

I think he's excited because his wiener head popped out,

knows how it's going in and out.

Do you not think so?

Am I wrong?

It's peaking They're.

They're arguing about whether or not it's big.

And the one the contestant's like Really? You think that's big?

The host is like, yeah, I think that's pretty big.

Out of those with a preference, 82% of women.

I love this show too, likes to insert these facts.

They're trying to be all scientific educational.

Who they point out that 82% of women prefer girth to length.

More pressure.

Wow. By the way, that's how I draw it too. A vagina.

There's so much on at.

That.

Stupid.

Tattoo. God is that stupid.

But credit to him. You heard him say that. He doesn't even like his tattoo. No,

I know.

It's because I asked the contestants your least favorite and your favorite part

of your body.

And he got really deep because his favorite part of his body is his prosthetic

leg. And he had a very deep meaning behind it,

which just made her soaking all that guy's exercising with balls.

You can do that. Maybe not too.

He can.

Looks that is one messed up looking dick.

That is sad.

Droopy.

They're.

In these glass boxes and they're just walking up the boxes and looking at their

penises.

Oh my god.

Shaving. I don't know why guys do it. I just think I don't do it myself.

So how much have you got?

I might do the sides a bit. If they get a bit out of control. I mean I used to,

she likes wax.

Shaving the sides.

Yeah, she also does.

She doesn't shave her whole bush. No.

Her head too. Okay.

I think we really need to see the boys bums. Yeah. Okay, fellas,

can you please turn around, show us your buns.

And they turn around in the glass boxes and now you just look at their asses.

Oh.

Wow. That's a spectacular one on the end there. Whoa. Look at how tight that is.

I think my favorite part is when they kick somebody off and they're nude and

they have to walk out. Nude.

Know. It's certainly weird. Wouldn't have to hug her nude.

Let's see. Oh.

That's kind of weird bug.

Let's see if they kick somebody out here. When they kick Muhammad out.

The very first guy. Yeah. Which it's kind of surprise.

Is that the one you're kicking out? Trudy Mohamad.

Ham is Which one?

The tiny one. The tiny guy. The tiny one guy.

The smallest one out. Yeah, for sure. He's gone.

Ina.

There's something in the stance. This isn't quite.

His stance. Yeah. Small wiener. Strong.

Stance. Okay, well ina, see who you're saying goodbye to. Okay.

So now they unveiled the rest of his body. This is.

Hamed.

He's a computer science student from Newcastle and.

He's nude. Awkward.

Hi, this is Ina Mohamed. That's.

So weird. Hugging a nude dude. You don't even know.

Yeah, that is beautiful. It is a great.

Rose Gross today.

Hamed. I'm sorry. It's fine, but thank you. Goodbye.

Bye.

Oh, nothing so sad is that when.

I only saw the picker I was like, whoa. So yeah,

I would've liked to end that date. It was like a.

Confidence. A couple guys can be kicked out and go. Yeah,

I didn't really think much of her either. So it's a win-win.

Completely different from what I'm used to and I'm going to be shaking my bum

around all the time now.

There isn't close.

Do you want to see the guy that they picked? Yeah.

Let's see that guy. I think I know which one.

Oh, you think so, huh? Yeah.

Well take it down to the last two because the two come out and then she has to

get nude for both. The last two. She does?

Yeah.

Oh wow. She looks great. Nude.

I can't tell her that you're serious.

No, she's not. I think she's very hot. She.

Looks good nude.

But only one of them can go on that date to find out if there's chemistry.

When the clothes come.

It's just so weird. They keep showing and these two are still eligible.

And then see these two guys with their dicks hanging there. Look at this.

Okay, which one did you and how you Matty?

I'm made up to be here. Yeah, I feel I'm great. Let's.

Have a look at each other. Assess each other's bodies.

Probably would light.

What's the tall guy's name? Mark.

I think Maddie. Okay, watch. Then the guy see is hung.

His penis head is back inside his foreskin.

Now it's going to come out and he's going to be lifting off the bag pretty soon,

I swear to God. Trudy.

You've only seen Ina with her clothes on.

Ina.

But all of that is about to change.

Look how excited they're both starting to lift.

Yeah, actually I think there is a dual lift off.

Hello?

Dual. Lift off.

How's out? That's pretty weird. Getting hard with another guy,

even though it's over a girl. It's still kind of gay.

Especially when the cloth host just asked you to examine each other's bodies.

The hips.

Breasts, the hair as well. I'm big hair man.

And are you a fan of it? Like a sort of fuller.

Bush?

I don't.

Have any.

Preference if it's too full.

On. He does not like it. It's kind of going.

All the way around.

The back. He's been great. Does it go all the.

Way around the back? No.

It doesn't sell.

Okay. What about for you though?

It looks styled, looks nice. It's very presentable when you go down there.

It's quite presentable. Sweet. Got really lovely. Perky boobs are on point.

Amazing.

I.

Like my boobs. Boobs are on point.

Good.

Compliments on them and I just like.

Boobs. I know. Well, they're a beautiful thing. I.

Just like boobs.

Now have you got hair anywhere elses? Oh.

Gross.

God run.

Ew. Armpit hair. Both of them cheer like, oh, that's great.

They're trendy in the uk. They love that. There's.

So much of it. I dont.

Think it's trendy.

Alright, so you have to make a decision.

Who would you, okay, get ready to see some bag lift off.

And you have Rob.

Oh boy, I.

Don't know.

Only.

Take Come on. Really? I mean everybody knew who's going to pick there.

The guy with the big hog.

Well, that's her artificial leg.

Well, she likes that.

What are you going for?

The big hug.

Oh, quiet.

Absolutely.

Now they hug nude. They've never hugged before. They're nude. They hug.

It's so weird.

Lucky enough she saw her past my figure because I'm in shape,

shape of an orange.

In shape of an orange. He said I'm in shape. A shape of an orange.

Oh God. He looks worse with clothes on. Nice outfit. You.

Two are couple you. You look fantastic. Check out liftoff.

Where you.

Guys go? Why did you pick Matty two?

He's got, look at that. He's lifting off.

He's so lifting up there. Look at that. Oh my god.

You can't hear a word she's saying, by the way.

He looks like he's perfectly circumcised now.

Look at hilarious.

These eyes and.

He's Yeah, those arent the lift off pictures though. Wow.

It's just that one liftoff moment where they walk up the set.

He's still lifting off. Amazing experience. We're all.

Dressed. Talk these buddies. So.

What's to be shy about?

Show is so weird.

I was reading about it and there's another moment like that. Drew.

See another guy lift off the bay. Yes, of course.

What's weird about this episode is that it's a bisexual woman,

so she's choosing between men and women here. Let's see.

Look at voice now. You've seen everything they've got. You've heard them speak.

One of these bods has got to go.

One of these bodies has got to go.

I got to jump forward here. The streaky.

Hair girl. Oh God. The tattoos on some of these people. Oh my God.

Look at those Tatts. Wow.

So this one, everybody that watched it and Britain was like, oh my God.

And apparently this guy had to be let off of the stage a few times by a

production assistant. He was hard.

You can.

Only choose. See? Uncertain.

He's uncertain to find.

Out if there's.

Pointing in one direction.

She's got a nice body.

Blobs though. Sarah.

Hello? You made it to the final two. Now she's Dick. Last time you saw.

The nothing. I did not. Oh, oh, oh.

It slowly.

Voice coming out. He's also rocking back and forth.

Come on then lady, show us what you've got.

Oh.

Hello.

Nice rack.

Hi. Hi. What a cracking pair of boobs you've got. Oh, thank you. First of all,

what do you like about your own body? I like my boobs.

Pair. It's getting harder.

What I have seen in the show, there's a lot of younger women with saggy boobs.

I like your boobs and.

Your bum.

For me. That's perfect. Thank you.

Put boots in there and her bum and her smile. Okay,

so how do you feel about Kelly's Audi? Oh, fannies are beautiful.

There we go. Two stunning people,

but only one of them can be your date. So you're either going to go with Adam.

Wait a check or dude.

Yeah, he's getting harder by the moment. I dunno if you saw.

That.

He's almost at full attention.

Let's get a shadow now. Like.

You both. I think I'm going to have to go.

With.

Adam.

Of course.

Fix the dude.

He's lifting off for me. He's the accent.

It just topped it for me. Sarah, I'm so sorry.

Take your a beautiful, what could she.

Do to.

Show through the arch Chase her? Appreciated. See you later. My laugh.

Oh.

There's a puddle where she was standing.

Somebody. She just really lovely.

Show weird. They seem like they would serve each other. It's really weird.

Need to decide on one hair color. Yeah.

I tell you what, most of these people look a lot better with clothes on.

But dude.

They love having unc. Unc.

UNC guys win when the head pops out and they get hard.

It's like a prize, right? Surprise.

Yeah, I guess so.

Look at him. Oh my God, he's hard.

Whoa, whoa. It's getting harder and.

Harder. Rock harder. And the.

Second he's rushing to get off stage.

He's almost.

Sprinting.

To get off stage.

Some production assistant just threw a big moving blanket over it to knock it

down. Stupid was funny, by the way. Stupid looking dick on that guy.

Hard or soft?

Yeah, it was kind of stupid looking. Wait, that's her. That's the chick. Oh,

they're on their date now. I see. They go to wearing clothes. That's.

Odd. I know. It's really awkward. They know what they look like. Oh,

it's a great show. I can't wait to watch more. Whoa.

Wow is weird. Meeting someone nude,

then putting on clothes and then getting nude again.

I know that first guy that we watched Matt, when they went on their date,

he's like, well, why'd you pick me? She's like, well,

I thought you were really funny. I'm like, based on what?

You guys didn't say anything? What are you.

Talking about? What the hell? We didn't talk about anything.

Are you talking about?

No, we didn't know if he's funny or not. Wow,

what channels? That H B O Max? Yeah. Or Max. Just Max now, I guess.

So I saw today that Jason Sudeikis and

Olivia Wilde have saddled.

Their divorce.

It took 18 months to come up with.

This agreement. So they were going.

Back and forth and back and forth.

Does she have to give up her secret recipe for her salad address?

No, she doesn't. She said what? No, I know this story really,

when you think back on it is really ugly. It just sounded,

I felt really sad because reading about how

upset Jason's today because the guy has everything going on.

He's got the biggest hit show. He's a really super successful guy.

Seems like a really nice guy too. Funny, his.

Uncle Cheers, classy.

Seems like a really good guy.

And to think of that guy home with two kids losing his mind

because his wife is going to meet Harry Styles with what he

knows is her favorite secret special salad dressing that she's

taking to Harry.

And he already knows something is going on and so he allegedly threatens to lie

down into the car so she can't leave. And then she says, well,

I'm afraid to leave you with the kids. You're crazy. He's like,

well then why are you leaving? But she left anyway.

Left with her salad or salad dressing and I.

Mean the best part about it is right that it worked out for her.

I mean her and Harry. No.

He's the luckiest guy in the world. No, he's lucky he got her out of the way.

I'm being facetious because they're not. No, I'm.

Serious. He's lucky to be rid of her.

I mean, from her standpoint. Yeah.

You throw away your kids in SKUs for Harry Styles, which lasted what,

five months? Yeah.

Congratulations. Has any.

Relationship ever worked with you?

No. Remember he was making out with a friend Emda like a month later.

God, that was brutal.

Would it be worth five months though? I mean,

if you could think of anybody that you could dream to be with just five

months.

Not if she really, she had a pretty good guy, didn't she? Yeah. I mean,

seems like it to me. I don't dunno.

Maybe in the long run she'll say they weren't right together. I mean,

who knows with anybody. But anyway,

she ends up and I'm a little bit surprised,

she claims her income is $500,000 a year. What?

Olivia Wild.

No way.

That's what the court said.

They said he makes 10.5 million a year.

She makes 500,000 a year. And I'm like, forensic accountant, please.

She just directed a big movie. She's in movies. What.

Has she been in? I mean, when was the last time she worked? I think.

Well, don't worry, darling. I mean was.

Yeah, it was a big movie. Yeah, but.

That's just one payday.

That's kind of what I thought. Well, anyway.

I guess she only got 300,000 for that movie.

You're telling me that she needs 27,500 a month to raise two

kids? No. Olivia Wilde. No. She needs that much money. She's so poor.

She needs Jason's nakeds under 27 500.

That's 330 grand a year to raise two kids.

And how fucking cheap is she? She whistled.

She chiseled 25% of her children's childcare expenses

too.

Doesn't she come from.

Big money to Yeah, she comes from huge money. She comes from loaded parents.

Yeah. No, she's totally blue blood.

So why the 25% of the child's childcare expenses?

Really? You're getting 330 grand a year. You can't spring for that.

Well, maybe she just wants to hurt.

Yeah.

Oh, she wanted all, she couldn't know. They were fighting.

They were fighting hard over this month. Oh yeah.

Remember he served her. Wasn't that part of it? Oh.

He served her in.

CinemaCon.

And she had to tell the world. Of course, it's one thing to experience it,

but it's another thing entirely when the whole world.

Knows you went through it. They only know because like you said,

she said something.

Yeah, and he said that that was not supposed to be what happened.

They were supposed to serve her as soon as they could serve her,

which he did not know would be at CinemaCon. She of course said, oh.

No.

He knew he, he wanted that because he's evil,

even though she's the one who had the affair that broke up the relationship.

He's the evil one. But yeah,

don't consider the fact that Harry Styles was Jack hammering her and he knew it.

Salad dressing. That doesn't make any difference.

And taking a special salad dressing to Harry Styles, God,

she's never going to hear the end of that special salad dressing.

Which isn't that special.

She.

Should feature it in some upcoming article about herself though.

I have to tell you.

Full circle.

It really felt like there was a karma thing here because they showed her leaving

after the EM Rada thing.

They showed her leaving her workout place and she was,

every day she looked like she'd had a furious workout and she looked so

pissed. I mean, nothing even resembling a smile. She was so mad.

And then just the other day I saw her,

she was out on the picket line with her and her six-year-old. Like really?

Where was her childcare?

Yeah, where was her childcare? She was trying to save Jason money on childcare.

Right. But they had a sign that said, or no,

she posted core memories include learning about corporate greed.

Even when you want to love Netflix.

How old are.

Her kids? I guess that's teaching her kids about corporate greed.

How old are they?

Nine and six.

What are you talking about? I'm going to,

maybe I need to teach my kids about corporate greed. Oh.

It's core learning according to her. Oh geez.

Core memories include learning about corporate.

Greed. I teach 'em to invest in the corporate greed.

Yeah.

Put your money in those companies. They're not going anywhere.

Your money's going to be in it anyway, whether you know it or not.

But doesn't she work? She worked her entire career for corporate greed.

Yeah, pretty much. I mean, she's certainly worked for House,

worked on big movies.

House.

Oh yeah. I forget about her on house. That was where she started.

Yeah. I can't believe you guys.

A great show. I love that show.

Every show was the same. Somebody was sick,

A doctor diagnosis, it turns crazy,

turns out to be the wrong diagnosis and then house comes in and goes, no,

it's this. And then problem solved. And then he.

Well, no, no, first they have to a drug habit, then they have to.

Can you imagine that back in the day,

him popping bikes all the time and it was know, it was just happening. Yeah, I.

Know. It was pretty weird. Pretty realistic actually. Yeah.

I kind of hated it when they sent him to rehab.

I just thought that spoiled the whole.

Show. Who was the other doctor that he worked with? The real straight guy. Yeah.

What.

Happened to that guy?

I've seen him in a couple other things.

Because that's interesting. Olivia Wilde, was she bisexual on that show? Yes,

she was.

But she went for Omar PPS for a while. They were very hot together.

Robert, Sean Leonard was.

Does he have three names? Wilson.

Wilson.

That's right. Wilson. Yeah. I wonder what Wilson's doing now.

Nothing. Looking at.

He's working.

Now. Seriously? Don't recall. He was good.

He hasn't done any movies since 2003 in television. Really?

He's in something called the Gilded Age, which is on Oh, that's on Max.

Yeah. And you know what? He aged like crazily.

Did he really? Lemme see. Yeah.

He just looks, I mean, he had kind of a baby face, but.

Oh, he doesn't look that bad. His hair's just grayer. He.

Doesn't, but I feel like House has kind of remained the same way.

He was back in the wait.

Is house doing.

Oh, he's been in a lot of things.

Has he?

Yeah. He acts a lot.

I just can't think of him being anything like house. Nothing big.

Nothing as fun. I.

Mean, honestly, you're so lucky if you have one big hit like that. I mean,

most of those people,

they will have the one big hit and then they'll forever be Helen Crump from

Andy Griffith. Or they'll be Fonzi from, I mean, although Robin,

he a ton of, tons of OG had tons of stuff.

One for Mary. Yeah, it's prolific.

But.

Mrs. Cunningham, how many things has she had? There've been greats and C. Yeah,

Mrs. C or Mr. C? Mr. Bosley. Now.

He was a lot of things.

Was in Glad commercials, trash Bag commercials. Right. He.

Was in many glad commercials.

That's his legacy. Happy Days. Tolad.

Hugh Laurie was in the Night manager.

Do you remember that series Mark that I manager?

No. For a little.

While I watched a few of those episodes.

It took too long to get to the fun.

Okay.

And I don't know, he was in Veep, remember Veep? Yeah.

Yeah. Veep was a big show. Big show. Did he have a big role in that?

I think he was a senator for a while and yeah,

he had a big role and what surprised me is how tall he was because he wasn't

limping. He wasn't house. Oh, that's right.

Anymore.

He was actually tall.

And he had a British accent.

I love it when people realize that he had a British accent.

House is British weird.

And he has a bald spot. Yeah.

Yeah. The thing that was kind of cool about him though is he was like a concert

pianist and he could really play. He was.

No, he was a little overwhelmingly much. Yeah.

He was.

Like.

Pick lane. Pick lane. Could.

You be a little more perfect. Huge.

Do you remember when David Matthews was on there? Who?

Dave Matthews was on house? Do you remember?

No. From the Dave Matthews band?

Yeah. Dave Matthews. What? The Dave Matthews. He was.

On house.

Jerk mode.

He was sort of a special guy in a way. He was like a what?

Cancel him. What? Are you serious?

Yeah.

He was a special needs guy. Dave Matthews.

He looks a little special needs. I.

Got to find the clip.

Pass.

For that. There's got to be a clip of it,

and then I want him canceled immediately.

Oh, it's called Half We, the episode was, oh.

What? It gets worse by the moment for Dave.

And Hugh. He took.

That job away from a special needs actor.

Yeah. It could have been the guy from Life goes on Corky. Corky was out of work.

Not the least of Dave Matthews Crimes Chicago will never forget.

Oh yeah. Dumping the peach.

Not to mention this fiddle player.

Oh, that's right. Oh.

You know what? He's playing a like a Derek Princi guy,

like an autistic pianist. This is ridiculous. Oh my God,

this looks so stupid.

Oh, I got to see this.

Oh wait, I'm sorry. The stupid son. Look at him.

He looks the same.

Yeah, I know.

I have something in a gift too.

Take this out.

This is just so Hugh Laurie can show off that he goes piano.

Exactly.

There's the dad from the 70.

Show. Hugh, we don't need you to play the piano. He's the character.

Your turn my turn.

Because they don't show him

savant.

Why is he making that face?

I know. I.

Know. Does this have anything to do with his hand? It might. Okay.

Patrick, close your eyes.

He's speaking.

D g flat. A flat, right?

He's good. Can we.

Let him go? He's great. He's staying.

I bet you he was mis.

He's making intentionally stupid faces.

I bet you he was misdiagnosed earlier in the episode until house came

to work.

Look.

Why is he playing piano again?

He has to show off. He was producing by this time.

Those a pretty gay handoff on the piano right there.

I think it's their making out.

Yes. I think they had a moment.

Ooh, their hands.

Dave Matthew's hands are so soft. Look how soft his hands are. Look at.

The face. Why is he making, look at.

How soft his hat are.

Why is Dave Matthews making faces like that.

Is he's making dumb faces on purpose.

But now he takes over the song and makes it.

It's a very soft song by Dave Matthews that almost fits the bad.

Savant.

I.

Will.

You could just move his hand down about six inches on He'll always penis this.

For full jerk.

Mode.

Inserted.

Functional m r i of his brain. F M R I is not going to show trauma.

Looking for trauma. I want to see the music.

Stupid.

I'll never look at Dave Matthews the same way.

That was ridiculous. It was.

Ridiculous.

And.

Red from.

This. Right? Where does hair go? It's another day. Brandy.

Surgery must be after the F M R I. So after House saw the music.

Wow. He looks terrible bald.

Are you happy.

Dave? Matthew like stupid.

I was making Red Cry.

Stupid faces. Wait, why is that guy crying?

Because Dave Matthew just asked if he was happy and he.

Is. Wait, he just kissed Dave Matthews on the head. I.

Think that's, we.

Know that he's just another actor. And Dave Matthews is Dave Matthews.

That was weird, wasn't it?

Oh, there's Steve Matthews'.

Brain. He's right.

Oh my God. He looks like Ray Liotta in that crazy movie with Sons and.

Lambs Hannibal.

Oh God, that was horrible. Oh, is that weird?

That was Dave Matthews' brain.

Wow. It looked just like his head. Are we sure They didn't open it up?

They removed his head.

For realism purposes.

I love that scene a lot. I love that scene in Hannibal though,

because Ray is still talking and I know Joke is.

Around dinner.

Well, Hannibal's eating his brain. Oh.

God. Is that weird?

Wow. Heavy.

Well, staying in Hollywood, did you guess here?

Kevin Sorbo was popping off today.

Sorbs. Wow.

No. Yeah, Kevin Sorbo.

He's been kind of drummed out of Hollywood because he's super conservative.

He's big on Twitter. Is he kind of toxic trolley?

I don't know if he trolls. I know he's out there and he, I.

Don't, I dont think he's really trying to be a troll.

I think he's just very conservative and he doesn't mind stating his case.

Kevin Sargo is hot as he used to be.

He doesn't look bad. He's just older.

That's a disqualifying thing for me.

No, he's not as hot as he used to be because he was playing Hercules in the

nineties. Yeah.

He was shirtless.

Yeah, he was like super buff and he was a superhero. Anyway,

he's complaining about the lack of badly bad at Hollywood. Right?

There are no badly mad, like when I was in Hollywood, according to Kevin Sorbo,

who played Hercules in the 1990s.

We're all the manly man. Why is he whining about it?

It doesn't matter what?

It doesn't matter what end of the masculinity spectrum you fall on.

The feminist culture has what? According to actor Kevin Sobo. Wait.

What's the feminist culture?

Exactly. The kind of What's the bad they think you, they want you to be.

We don't want society today. Seriously misunderstands masculinity.

I mean, isn't The Rock one of the biggest actors or Vin Diesel or.

Vin Diesel? Are they really that big.

John Cena?

Are they really that big Eddie Bore?

Yeah, I think so.

Is the rock still big?

The rock? Yeah. Yeah. The rock's still huge. John Cena's huge.

Well, according to Cab Sobo, we love to ize Androgyn.

What is Sorbo watching?

We love to ize at androgynous Billy Porter type bed.

Shaaba Timothy Shaaba wears clothes your grandfather wouldn't be caught dead at.

Yeah, those two guys are really soft. But then.

You have, everywhere we look, bold, confident, self-assured, females upstage,

passive bed who recede quietly into the background.

Like Ryan Reynolds or.

Fathers have become the butt of every woke Hollywood jab.

Hollywood needs bore warriors. According to Kevin Sorbo.

I mean to that point, yes.

The father in every sitcom always been the butt of the jokes,

always going way back. That's just always been an old trope. They're dumb.

I don't know about that.

Necess. No, it's true. It always, that's always.

Dumb mom in the kitchen.

Well, no, I'm just saying. But the father, but mom always wins in the end.

Mom's always right. Dad's always.

Stupid.

Idiot. Philip Drummond always was, I dunno.

Philip Drummond from.

Mr. D from different strokes. Your go-to dad.

He's not exactly the most normal dad.

He's trying to help about two inner city youths by ignoring his daughter.

That was.

So weird.

Stop trying to lift up old man drumming. Mark. That plot is so weird.

If you think about it, why is.

It your life's.

Work?

This really rich New York guy who's got a blonde daughter decides to bring in

two InnerCity black dudes. It's weird. Great show. I love it.

I don't know. I like a hot dad figure. Phil dfe was one of those.

Phil dfe.

From Modern Family. Family.

Modern Family.

Ty, what was his real name?

Ty Burrell. His last name. Yeah. He's kind of a wiener. He's kind of a wiener.

Trudy.

I don't know. He's funny's a funny wiener.

That's what you like. Funny wieners.

That's why I watch. What is it called? Naked Attraction. Naked Attraction.

Funny Wieners. You.

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I know. So I guess we'll just have to suffer through more reality TV Bullshit.

I hate reality tv. Well.

Listen, it's new people's. New people being.

Judged. Judged. That's sort of unique, but cringey.

Sure, why not? And then in other strike news, the u a w strike,

we have both Trump and Biden coming to town this week. Oh boy.

It's just becoming a circus, isn't it? Where's.

One going to go? I mean, are they going to have to be at opposite strike?

No,

Trump is speaking in Clinton Township at a parts department in front

of 800 U a W workers. And then Sean Fain, actually,

we talked about this yesterday,

that he asked Trump to shuffle the picket line while everybody else is walking

along it, which I can't imagine. He has not announced where he's going to be.

Trump's coming Wednesday night. Biden's coming on Tuesday.

But they won't say where Biden's going to be. There's no way.

I will still be amazed if he walks in the picket line.

They can't risk that, can they?

There's also this issue that's popping up where a lot of people,

including the lieutenant governor of the state,

who I'm not a terribly big fan of his,

but he comes out and says, yeah,

the government should not be involved in this negotiation. And he's right.

And it's kind of odd to hear a Democrat say that. It's like, yeah,

let these two people figure it out.

Why is the president going to walk the picket line?

Didn't Sean Fe also.

Because he's running.

Say he didn't need help from either one of those two?

No, it is kind of an insult. Politic.

Out of there. Yeah, a little. It's.

Ridiculous.

Kind using them in a way.

Well, isn't that what all politicians are ultimately doing anyway?

Because they want that vote.

They want the union vote because it's a monolith. They all act the same. Right?

I dunno.

It's so annoying that both of them are coming here to take advantage of it

because we're always in this continuous election cycle. It's annoying as shit.

Why can't they just go to Ohio to that plant?

Because this is Motown, Trudy. You know that? Yeah.

Okay. Can't get off. Did you happen to see Vince Neal?

No. Where's Vince Neal at performing.

At the Oklahoma State Fair of all places.

Okay. That's not as bad's. Not a bad as it sounds. Yeah.

Yeah. But I didn't know the tour was over.

I guess I thought it kept going on and on and on with Motley Crewe.

That tour kind of ended with a whimper, right?

It kind of did. Yeah. It wasn't really doing well.

They already did the United States, but they didn't do great in Europe either,

did.

They? No. Well, you didn't hear much about it.

Yeah, nothing crickets.

But there was a gunfire somewhere at another

venue next to the one where he was performing and Oh, really?

It was a state fair. So kind of open.

In a way. They didn't shut down Vincent Neil's performance, did they?

I think people had to scatter. He's up there not singing,

pretending to, and about three quarters of the way through,

this is probably set up by him. He doesn't really performing entire sets.

Oh, here he is.

People started running and he and his band were told to get in their dressing.

Room. Really? I had no idea. I mean,

this is supposed to be from the state fair. I don't know how good this audio is.

It looks great.

It looks exactly the same.

So this must be when it's happening, right? Yeah.

Because everybody on stage is looking off to the side like,

what the fuck is going on? Yeah.

But you know what? He's not scattering.

And now the two guitarists are talking like,

I guess we're just going to keep rocking.

Sure.

Who are these guys in the band? Do you know? I have.

No idea who tours with Vince.

Oh, cool.

Okay. Where's Vince? I just want to see. Yeah.

He just disappeared.

Great audio.

Oh wow.

Man.

Wow. That's terrible. But anyway, yeah,

they're like police called the shooting an isolated incident.

And it doesn't have to do with Vince, but it's a bummer.

It was close enough for him to not quite run because.

Well, he still, you can't stop Vince Neil from Rocking Out.

Remember when he rocked out too hard and he was really drunk and he fell off

stage?

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Tell us that. Those are some of the Vince's greatest moments.

I was watching,

I was prepping and clicking around and I was scrolling through something and it

said, flee playing trumpet with Lauren Hill, the Fujis,

which what a weird combination and why,

and I watched it and it was Flea was in this trumpet section,

the only white guy, because Lauren Hill after all, and he's playing the trumpet.

I'm like, what the fuck is this from?

And it turns out it's from the Global Citizen Show,

which used to be a big thing I thought like 10 years ago.

So then I was immediately fascinated in why did we not know this was happening?

It used to be very well publicized, and so I was reading a story about it.

They just did a live stream and when they did a live stream,

there were a quarter of a million people watching.

By the time the chili peppers played because they closed it out after Lauryn

Hill, 31,000 people were watching.

Wow.

So people were just bailing on it, and I'm like,

that's really odd that only 31,000 would be on this live show.

I just assumed it would be a lot more.

So I started speeding through the show and for a concert, for a benefit concert,

you would think there'd be a lot of bands playing, but honestly,

60% of it was lectures about global warming. Well all.

Ring.

Not really. I know that's what your fucking message is,

but people are going to start hating that message if they're being hammered with

it by people they don't know and celebrities they don't know over and over and

over when they just want to rock out. Man, I know.

That's the best way to get people on that train, isn't it?

You would think so, right? Just kind of subliminal messaging. Yeah.

His dad apparently was a jazz musician, like.

Fleas dad. Oh no.

He's very proficient in the trumpet and stuff. No,

I didn't know that. But their set's really good if anybody wants to check it.

Out. My God. It's cool as how.

Yeah,

because they put the whole show up on YouTube and you can speed through it and

just see all the fucking talking hands. It's so annoying.

How many were, you.

Know how I found out about it? How my refrigerator salesman. Oh.

At Big G's.

At Witt Backs. Yeah. It's called Wit Backs in West Bloomfield. True.

I got back from Boston and the refrigerator is just

making all this crappy noise really loud, and I'm like, oh, that's it.

We have to buy another refrigerator. Went out, talked to this guy,

set it all up. It was cool. I had it paid for. Came back. Not a peep.

What do you mean out of the refrigerator?

The refrigerator decided to behave like you knew you were ready to get rid of

it. Yes. You were going to execute. It's like, okay, fine.

I stop fucking with you. I'm a totally fine refrigerator.

It's quiet as a mouse and still refrigerating doing its chief job. So.

What are you do with this other fridge? This poor fridge. Thought it was.

It's on hiatus.

Thought it had a new home and now it has no home.

That's so funny, mark, because that's exactly what I was thinking.

Well, that poor fridge, the.

Samsung new.

That it's fridge is going to have blue balls.

Being taken out and shot.

Oh, that poor refrigerator. I know.

Now it's going to have to settle for a lesser home.

Matter. Yeah, I know. That's true.

It can't come to live with me and all the stuff I'm going to put in it hot.

But.

Yeah. Is there a refrigerator transaction going on?

No, I'm, I'm trying to figure out, she scrubbed.

A refrigerator the.

Hardest. Well, anyway,

Jeff Heath is my sales guy at Beck and he knows Chad really well and

it was cool.

Are you getting a discount? Are you getting.

It for free?

No.

No, no, no. He brought it up. I mean, I didn't, the chili,

don't you know who I am or anything?

Plug never hurts.

I didn't plug anything. He just volunteered that he was a big fan.

They knew him. They knew Chad. But you know what the hardest part is though,

is picking out a refrigerator that isn't a piece of shit these days.

I think that doesn't exist.

Judy. I bought the exact same refrigerator Mark has,

which is allegedly not a piece of shit. Right.

I love it. Yeah. Are you having issues with it?

No, not really. No, not at all.

It's got two icemaker apart.

See, I need two ice makers too.

No.

Because one's going to break eventually. That's.

Right. But this is an old house in Ferndale. It's an old bungalow,

so the doorways are really small. Oh yeah.

So of course they had to take the door off and all that,

and then the guy's like, I think I can get it in here.

And I'm thinking it's so tight.

And I'm thinking, oh, I can't bear watching these two guys kill themselves,

try to bring this refrigerator to my house. I felt so bad, but I'm like,

if they can't do it, nobody can do it. So sure enough, they got it in there.

I was like, oh my God, I'm so glad I got this done.

Hopefully this is my last refrigerator. And he goes, Fred Nut,

you'll be seeing me in about four years. I'm like, what do you mean four years?

He goes, four years. I'm just telling you.

They openly admit that the lifespan of a refrigerator is seven years at the max.

Why did it used to be like 10 years? 10, 12 years? What happened? 15.

Why?

Why is it it so much now?

You have fancy things in it. Like two ice makers.

Yeah.

I don't want, or a.

Door in door.

A fucking refrigerator every four.

Years because they're all being built in China.

Well.

Yeah. I don't know why some of that's.

True.

They also have one that has a glass door so you can see in the refrigerator

without opening it.

No. You don't want to see in my refrigerator. Absolutely.

Not.

I never understood because I know glass cabinets in kitchens are trendy.

Isn't the purpose of a door so you don't see what's behind it? Yes. Yes.

Glass doors.

In my case.

Absolutely. And I don't want to screen on my fridge. It's pointless.

And my washer and dryer can be connected to the internet,

but I can't figure out the purpose behind doing so.

I know. I know.

I still have to physically go down there and move the shit. Right.

I know somebody who's,

they put a lot of stock in the fact that they could start their washer and dryer

remotely when they get home.

But you start it when you.

Were there. How far away from them are you really?

How often are you so far away from them? Oh my God. Thank God.

I've got a remote start.

None. That sounds really lazy. No.

Why don't you just start it when you put the stuff in it.

Right.

Mark, I sent you three.

Pieces. Yeah. Lot of things.

Three pieces of breaking news just to show what a slow news day it is. Okay.

You want to bring up, well bring up any of 'em.

Well, let's go in chronological.

Order here. Okay.

Switch that.

We have.

That's the first one there.

Mark's bringing up Baywatch Vet Donna Deo 55 models,

a very skimpy blue bikini.

As she tells followers she will never stop posting in swimsuits.

So I guess we can expect her to be doing this in 20 years.

Last time we saw her, didn't she look super dumpy?

Yes,

because she was filter less taking a walk with her son who

she was consoling for some reason, and she looked very average,

but here she sent pulses racing by releasing a

slow motion video of her walking around a corner in some mansion that is not

hers.

Wow.

Why is that a different color down there? Is that people hanging out?

No. Is that.

The new bikini?

No, that's her bi bikini.

Bikini. That's funny you say that, Judy,

because I could not figure that out either.

Yeah, if this commercial runs Mark, it's a stupid video.

Can you can set filters in a video too, can't you?

What do you mean?

Well, this is a video. It's not a picture,

but she's got filters because we saw her on the street with her son

and very, she looked good, but not like this.

Oh, for sure. Yeah.

Stupid slowmo video. Oh my God. Thank God I'm on her only fans hands.

I mean,

why not just release old videos of herself instead of having filters on new

videos? I don't even think, does that look like Donna Deco anymore?

No, not one bit. It looks way better than her.

There's not pubic mound there.

Huh?

What'd you say about her pubic bone?

There's pubic mound.

Yeah, that looks like some kind of a chastity belt or something. That's weird.

Wow. That is quite thin. There's.

Thin fly up with that. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yes.

The fabric is so thin.

You can see where there would be hair if she hadn't shaved. Who's that? Mark?

That's.

Her.

That's Donna deco. Yeah.

I don't know from.

Where. That doesn't look like a human being does it?

Doesn't her face look like doll? And by the way,

what kind of implants did you get? I want basketball implants,

but I want the basketball to be thinner than a basketball, isn't it?

They look like they're rectangular basketballs or something.

Yeah. Look at that one there too. How stupid.

She's eating a Popsicle like it's a penis.

Oh, that's so clever.

She's so edgy.

And she's sending pulses racing again.

Wow.

She is a pulse race sender. A race pulse sender. She.

Has that down.

Pulse race. Wait, whatever. You know what I mean? A pulse.

A pulse racing sender. How.

About she sends pulses racing? Okay.

Maybe they were right the first time.

Oh, what's the second one you saying? Super.

High. Okay, well there's the breaking news about the.

Oh, I have another story regarding this, but go ahead.

Yeah, Matthew Perry has had a date.

Really?

A much younger woman who looks like Jennifer Aniston.

Yeah, she's got the Rachel here. He looks wonderful though. Oh.

My God.

Why is this girl on a date with Matthew Perry?

Other than the fact that he's a multi, multi, multi multimillionaire?

Is there maybe cash falling out of his pocket and she's just following,

or drugs?

Maybe she didn't access to the ECMO machine.

He's got.

Hand on her lower back.

He's got his hand on her. She's about as far,

almost as far away as his arm can extend.

He still is trying to get his hand on her back

somehow managed some fingers on her. She's.

Grossed out by him touching her.

Yeah. She's not snuggling up to him at all.

Then look at this picture from behind. Shows his bald spot,

which he did on purpose. They mentioned the caption. Can't.

Wash his hair.

He looks.

Awful. His hair. Hell, his hair looks like he hasn't washed it in months.

Doesn't it look terrible?

He's got love handles. He lives in Hollywood.

And his clothes don't fit. Literally, he looks terrible.

Well, maybe he's just walking to another store and then change in that store.

He did last time.

I know that was so funny.

Matthew Perry on the spot model that.

Perry needs new clothes today. So instead of washing the old clothes,

he goes to the mall and buys a new outfit.

Look at him there. He looks like Christopher Lloyd. He does.

He looks like a fat Christopher Lloyd there.

His hair is just, oh, he's got boobs. Great.

Rack, big boobs. You know what? He has a better rack than her. Check it out.

Check out her rack. It's not as good as his. It's not,

although her nipples are sharply piercing into her. She looks cotton shirt. She.

Does look like Jennifer Aniston and Julia Robert Roberts together. Yeah.

What a joke that she would be with Matthew Barry. Looks terrible.

Here's the great reporting radar online did about Matthew Perry.

I think you'll appreciate this.

Oh no. Loads up on burgers.

And I quote Matthew Perry's Friends concerned over actors recent weight

gain.

Jesus.

I guess Red Zc Matthew Perry's unhealthy lifestyle has close pals concerned that

he's heading in the wrong direction. Sources called radar online.com.

Insider said the fame TV star 54 has put on bore weight and

still wines from his daily hustle and bustle by puffing on cigarettes.

According to a sensational report,

Matt plays pickleball be chain smokes on the weight of the courts.

What does he play?

Pickleball.

Pickleball.

Matt plays pickleball be chain smokes on the weight of the courts and loads up

on burgers and fries afterwards and insiders spilled. They noted that Perry has,

and I quote all the right intentions by seeing doctors and trying to deal with

any of his ailments,

but he still smokes two to three packs of cigarettes per day.

Perry's been spotted with nicotine stained fingers. That's true.

Yeah, we saw it looked great. Nicotine.

On previous ings and sources close to the star said his eating habits haven't

been much better in recent weeks despite having,

and I quote a professional trainer and nutritionist at his disposal.

A trainer, oh my God, that guy must be so mad.

But he's proudly revealed the sitcom sensation who suffered a dear fatal rupture

of his colon for this opioid overuse is still sober and they're happy to see it.

Abid some setbacks. He's lucky to be alive. What insider said,

according to the National Enquirer, is he,

but his friends wish he wouldn't temp fate with all of these unhealthy habits.

Oh boy. How do you get that chick to go out? Wait, wait.

Matthew had something to say. That's definitely true.

Can you play the cookie jar one?

Oh, it's Diane Foyer. Yeah.

Science.

Fair.

I got to find a cookie jar.

So.

Stupid.

I stole the cookie jar that had the clock on it.

I stole the cookie jar. It's very musical the way he says it. Very better.

I stole the cookie jar that had the clock on it.

Yeah.

He's got new teeth. He can barely talk.

He managed to utter like three lines when they have all six friends in the one

room during the reunion. And that's one of the three lines he can spill.

You can hear his teeth chattering and almost falling out at the end.

I stole the cookie jar that had the clock on it.

Did you hear it right in the beginning?

I stole the cookie.

That little drop there. That was his teeth falling out. Just saying I'm not,

I'm serious. Serious.

Oh, it's Diane Foyer.

Does that sound like.

Diane Sawyer at all? My God, it is so weird.

When I hear that now. I never hear Diane Sawyer.

What's the third one?

Oh, science fair. That's science for.

You. Oh, it's science foyer.

Science.

For you. Science for you.

Oh, it's science foyer.

I love how surprised he's what a great actor. Really good actor, man. Oh,

and he has such an.

Incredible house.

That house is.

Beautiful. I mean, it's.

Amazing. He's got.

This beautiful view. He's got all the money in the world.

He's got these incredible cars. Incredible. Everything.

It's so beautifully decorated. I.

Stole the cookie jar that had the clock on it.

That's sitting in the kitchen.

So it just sounds like the dumbest plot.

Too. And in the bathroom, I stole.

The cookie jar with a clock on it.

Okay. True to you. Love friends.

Does that mean anything to you as a friend's viewer? No.

I have no awareness of the cookie jar with a clock on it. The.

Cookie jar with a cock on it.

I stole. You really couldn't pick.

I stole the cookie jar.

You couldn't pick two. I.

Stole the cookie jar that had the clock on it.

That took everything out of him to get that line out. So neat. Everything.

I mean, he shut up for the next 30 minutes.

You needed a trip to the Acton machine after that.

So winded and out of it then. No oxygen.

Those two words, cookie, jar, and.

Clock.

Are the hardest ones to say if you're drunk.

Or Matthew Perry.

Die or have teeth.

Missing. There's something.

If you took something like.

55.

Yes, exactly.

There's something. And this is really weird.

There's something strangely lovable about him and that he's not together

because here's Jennifer Anderson going, I'll never put anything in my face.

I'll never have any plastic surgery.

I'm just going to look this good all the time no matter what because I'm so

incredibly good looking and special. And I eat.

I've take keep track of every nutrient that I put in my body.

I care so much and I work out so hard. I broke my body at one.

Point. Very easy answer. Works.

Out hard. She looks so beautiful. And Courtney Cox looks so wonderful.

And Lisa Kudrow, I think is less of a perfectionist, but she looks just fine.

And then there's Swimmer and Matt LeBlanc who LeBlanc is

heavier and he's older, but he looks together and here's Matthew Perry,

who is not together in any way, shape or form.

He can't even dress himself for Christ's sake. God, I mean,

is there something likable about.

That? He's more relatable. Anybody can go. No, he is. I had that much money.

Yeah. I could see. Needing to be put on the ECMO machine or doing 55 s. He's.

A total disaster area.

Load. He had.

Everything. He doesn't even remember three seasons. He was so fucked up.

But fortunately he was young enough and sharp enough he could sputter those

lines out somehow. And so the show ends.

Next thing you know he's wrecking cars. He's in rehabs.

He's a wreck. He's a disaster. Wow. And of course.

Oh, it's Diane Foyer.

He never has a relationship and oh, his book was terrible guy.

He's so full of.

Shit. Whoppers and one-liners. I love that book.

Awesome.

That honestly is one of the best celebrity memoirs. It's really.

Funny.

So stupid. He thinks he's so funny.

And I.

Can't believe he's related to Keith Morrison from Dateline. That blows my mind.

That's really.

Weird. Or not blood related, but where is his stepfather, wasn't he?

Yeah, it's pretty clear that

there's something very troubled in his family, in his upbringing.

And he's not over it. He's relatable. He doesn't complain about it all the time,

but it shows every time he leaves the house.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Weird.

He was wearing it. Oh my God.

He's weird. No, I mean honestly, he's just very mixed up. He needs a woman,

obviously. He can't seem to hold onto a woman. A woman does.

Not want to get in the middle of that mess. Yikes.

Yeah. I think a lot of women do want to get in the middle of that mess.

He said at one point he was dating Julia Roberts and didn't he break up with her

because he knew she was going to break up with him? Yeah. Say that.

That's what said.

That makes that new girl even more interesting.

She looks like Julia Roberts and Jennifer Aniston.

He does, but the fact is Julia Roberts would've broken up with him eventually.

She would've seen what a mess he is. So in a way,

he's very self-aware by dumping her because he got to be the dumper.

So that to his win-loss records,

as far as dumped or dumper being the dumper or the dumpy ridiculous.

His one loss record was improved by that.

That's ridiculous.

I think some people keep track.

Dumped Jennifer or I mean Julia Roberts too. That's a huge dump.

That's what I was talking about. Yeah. That was a huge.

Dump. That's a meaningful dump. That's.

A huge dump.

That's a big win. That's like Jenkins beating Gibson.

Back in the days when the Cubs and car had that rivalry, he dumped.

There was another girl he dumped that had the baby that called him when he was

in his car and said, oh my God, I just had a baby 10 minutes ago.

And he talked to her for 45 minutes. And that story is such a fabrication.

It's total whopper.

Because who would have a baby with someone else who is the love of his life

at one time? And she thinks 10 minutes later I've got to call Matt Perry.

I've got to call Matt Perry.

And then he pulls over the side of the road and weeps for 45 minutes because it

going to have been his.

You weep. That is such a bullshit story.

He weeped. He weeped and sobbed for 45 minutes in his convertible.

45 Minutes. For 45 minutes. Yeah, for 45 minutes.

About 45 minutes. My.

Colon exploded. Exploded.

I still have the book. I only read half it.

I've got to dig out more of that book.

Talk about him writing a sequel or writing.

Sequel.

The end. He's.

Got more. One-liners, Trudy, more stories to tell. Right?

Maybe you can remember. That's.

True.

Let's some of those lost seasons.

You know what, I didn't really read about the date.

Maybe there's some good details in the date story. Hold on. That it lasted.

It's bound to be with Matt Perry. Several. It's only a lunch date.

Oh really? I had dinner. The food didn't matter.

Matthew Perry was spotted enjoying a date with a Mr.

Brunette on Sunday as the parent went for lunch at the Celeb Haunt Nobu in

Malibu in California.

Where you have to be seen.

It was a rare sighting for the 54 year old front star who was pictured

intimately placing his hand. Oh, it was not intimate at all.

She was as far away as she could get without being touched by him

on the back of the female contagion while ushering her towards the valet stat.

Matthew, who's been open about his battle with Frick and drugs,

was dressed smart and casual for the And.

Casual. Smart and casual.

What?

Dumpy more alike.

The actor has been single since ending his engagement to Bali Herwitz in

June, 2021. After three years of dating,

za comes have been a new report that his pals are concerned about him smoking

two to three packs of cigarettes a day,

loading up on burgers and fries despite having a professional trainer and

nutritionist at his disposal.

His friends wins. People. Matthew wore dark pants,

shades a white blouse and blue jeans at their expensive bill. What?

She married a resemblance to. Perry's famous ex-girlfriend Julia Roberts,

who we split from in 1996. After a five month fling,

the pickleball enthusiast fell for the 50 pickleball enthusiast

fell for the 55 year old Oscar winner, both figuratively and literally.

After her guest star gig on an episode of the hit sitcom.

Za dating Julia Roberts has been too much for me.

I've been constantly certain she was going to break up with me.

Matthew wrote is 2022 Beir, friends, lovers and the big terrible thing.

Why would she not? I was not enough. I could never be enough.

I was broken but unlovable, so instead of facing the other, well,

agony of Lizer. I broke up with a beautiful and brilliant Julia Roberts.

She probably knew he was on the stuff for sure.

Look at his hair in this closeup. First of all,

it's not even at all. Who is cutting his.

Fucking hair? Oh my God.

It looks terrible. It's.

Like fuzzy and oily and there's.

Sebum. It's not the same length. It's totally sebo. It's loaded with sebum. Oh,

gross. It is the griest.

Most sebum filled heavy hair I've ever seen since John Tower.

John Tower There is the valet. You can see the.

Spot from here way back

past the valet tent.

It looks great. I mean, he looks great.

There's no effort to style his hair. It's just blowing in the wind.

It's just blowing everywhere.

It kind of seems like he just rolls over, gets out of bed and that's what it is.

Yes. Goes to the mall for an outfit. That guy doesn't sleep in a bed.

He peels himself from the carpet tree.

No, and look at, wait, is that his Lambo? That's a sweet Lambo there.

What kind of a shave job is that? In his face? His sideburns are not even,

they're like.

Patchy.

Yeah, it's just like he's just growing beard where it will.

Grow randomly. Yeah, it's just.

Totally rando.

Geez.

Oh, Matthew just.

Pitiful. I mean.

But look.

At him. He looks.

Ridiculous. Why did he insist on being.

There's a girlfriend in the distance. Look at that.

They're going to the car at different times.

You know who he's starting to look like though?

Who is the actor who played Cannon?

Oh, William Conrad starting.

To look like William Conrad. I swear to God.

Wait, why did that girl go to the car a minute after he did Separately?

I don't know what the fuck was that?

Did she not want to be seen with Matthew Perry?

I don't know. She was standing way off to the side there.

Why is he dating a girl? That's like 30 when he's 54 and he looks 80.

I mean, seriously. That's just a bad idea. Yeah.

That's my favorite picture.

Which, oh God.

There you go. It's this. It's this William Conrad. It's Matthew.

Canon.

Looks like Canon. A couple years he'll be Cannon.

Then he can be Canon on tv.

The SAG winner award winner was paid in the bid.

Seven figures to detail his extensive history of alcohol and drug abuse in its

256 page New York Times's bestselling tell all.

Matthew received a Champion of Recovery award in 2013 for opening Sober Living

Home Perry House, which has since closed.

What? Wait, what?

No, he fucked up his sober house.

Too. Oh, Matthew.

Has also battled.

He's also met.

Addiction to methadone and amphetamines.

Perry's last acting gig is conservative. Talking at Dan Pocky in Anna McKay's.

Dismally reviewed 2021. Climate change comedy. Don't Look Up,

was cut from the final film. Oh God.

From the movie.

Wait, the movie was dismally reviewed and his part was cut. Wow, that's.

Not good. I think that movie was nominated for stuff, but he was cut.

I got through 10 minutes of it.

Yeah, it's a little ridiculous.

Audiences have not seen the whole nine yards alum acting Odd screed since the.

Second. The whole Nine Yards alum, that movie, that piece of.

Shit. Movie's. Terrible.

Since the executive produced and starred as Ted Kennedy in the two part

miniseries, the Kennedy's after Camelot,

which aired in 2017 on reels,

Matthew famously earned an eye popping 24 million to play Chandler Big between

2002, 2003 on fronts, which ran for 10 seasons on N B C spanning. I.

Stole the cookie.

Jar that had the clock.

On it. We know Matthew. We know that's what we did on Friends. Great.

Okay. I have to see comments just to see. Am I really being unfair? Let's see.

No Saunter from Wellington, New Zealand. You.

Know you're not being unfair. You just want people to pile on with.

You. It looks a mess. Sad. Ready?

Poor guy's a mess. Just close the comments. Please close the comments

with some luck. She's his Narcotics Anonymous sponsor,

which is bigger. His boobs are the two in the White House. God.

Okay.

She bear a slight resemblance of Julia Roberts.

I think that she either be,

she bore a slight resemblance or in the current tenset, she bears a slight what?

Oh, they're picking on the grammar of the article.

Man going bald. Shocker. Why does he always look like a giant slob?

Well, it's easy.

Heed by come of the day.

Fucking day.

He is definitely punching above his weight with her.

He looks.

Rough looking for a nurse purse. He needs one. No, a nurse.

Purse. What's a nurse purse?

I don't know. What is that? I dunno.

That's someone you need after my colon exploded.

Dude, just because you have a boatload of money,

has no excuse to run around looking and acting like a homeless person.

Get your act together. That's embarrassing. It is. What a disaster.

Hope his health is better than his appearance. It's so sad.

Can't anyone get through to his trauma and help him heal? It

didn't do him. Jennifer or Courtney. Fame didn't do him.

Jennifer or Courtney any favors.

The others seem to have remained grounded without reserving his substance misuse

or drastic surgery. Proof that women chase money.

Doesn't he look a mess? Had it all and most of it went up his nose.

What a waste.

Geez.

He really needs to figure out how to fix himself.

Brutal.

Doesn't matter what shape he's in. He's rich and famous.

He'll have women waiting around the block for him.

Think of the shopping and flexing. He looks homeless.

She looks like Julia Roberts. He clearly has a type. What a mess.

He's turned out. The comments are pretty unfair and.

Pretty brutal.

She looks more like Jen.

A nurse purse is a woman. A situation in her fifties or older. Highly capable,

financially comfortable, healthy, and has been married before.

So it's just an independent woman.

He looks like Jack Nicholson from the back.

He does. Oh, it's really good comparison.

He has huge love handles. Yuck.

I know. Yuck. Yuck.

She must have a thing for crazy guys who provide t m I.

What? Is he providing too much? T m I.

On too much information. Just talking about his Oh, things.

His old girlfriend.

Like I stole the cookie jar that had the clock on it.

That's not even interesting information. Neither is the act my machine.

I swear that cookie jar thing.

The funniest thing about it's if you saw it in real time,

was how active the other group was in terms of exchanging and that's

all he could get out. He had new dentures or something.

He could barely fucking talk. He was a mess. Give him some.

Credit though. He fought through it and got that one.

Line out. He did. He got a big one-liner in and.

Two of the hardest words to spit out in that condition. So wow, so,

so weird.

Wow. He's just given up on himself, hasn't he? Yeah.

Everybody else's given up on him. Poor guy. This.

Is sad. Can't someone at least dress him properly?

He doesn't want to be dressed properly. That's what he wants to wear.

Get off his back. He seems happy to me.

Matthew Perry sighting like he's a rare endangered animal. Well.

He kind of is.

Oh man. Harsh.

I can give him credit. He's alive, right? He's out and about. He's doing stuff.

Yeah, he's trying.

Playing that shit. He's going on a date. I mean, he actually reached his hand,

reached her back Barely. But he got it on her back.

Left. Nicotine fingerprints on. It.

Was pretty probably. Maybe that's why she's trying to get away. And finally,

the third item. We haven't gone too soon, ladies and gentlemen.

David McCallum, the man from Uncle.

Akan.

And N C I Ss Ilya Akan. That's correct. He had a cool thing.

He's gone too soon at 90.

90. Holy crap.

What a darn shame.

Vaughn had the good sense to go out early, like

built upon.

David McCallum or Ilya Akan is.

Too soon.

Oh, he played. I miss you.

Very much.

Oh, I love you. Bye. Goodbye.

He played Donald Ducky Mallard on 457 episodes of N C I S from

2003 to 2023. Really?

I had no idea.

Oh my God.

Oh man. Should we tell Count David Wimp?

Yeah. Maybe David.

Loved N C I S. Maybe he could.

Give a.

Eulogy. Loved n c s and Bowl. I like Bowl.

I bet he did love him. Loves.

Bull. Or he loved Bull. His bull is off though, right?

Bull got in trouble, didn't he? What? The guy from Bowl got in trouble.

I had no idea.

What'd he do?

I thought it was during.

I mean the character or the actor?

Yeah, the actor. Michael Weatherly. Is that his name? What?

This is news. This is news to Wimp too.

That guy we called looking for the girl that kicked ass.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we called that guy the romper.

Stomper.

He really did sound like David Wimp. Yeah, the romper Stomper.

The romper Stopper's mom. We were trying to call.

No made disgusting comments to Oh,

Eliza Doku.

Oh, what? I remember.

This in 2017.

Story. Yeah. This is during the Me Too stuff. Yeah. She felt.

Violated by his remarks.

Yeah, I've seen that.

Well, thanks, wimp. She tells earlier.

That guy's cooked.

Have you kept up with the Russell brand story?

I just marginally heard that he sexually assaulted a few

people.

Are you a fan? Not.

Really.

Wimp.

Thanks David. No, I was actually thought he was cool for a while.

Yeah, I think he was definitely funny. He's quick.

He was annoying. He was out of control. Annoying. Yeah, he was.

All those things. He is what he is and.

Different. He was different. So that's good. I mean.

He started off as a dj and obviously to get all that acclaim from

just that.

He started out as a dj, like a club dj?

No, he was like on the air dj.

On BBC or something in.

The UK radio.

I did not know.

That. A presenter.

A radio presenter. Yeah.

He openly advertised that he was out of control.

Like the quote from yesterday's show that I gave of the girl who was so angry

because she said he served up his dick to her.

It was on a plate for her to eat or something, and she's in a bathroom.

She's like, get the fuck out of here. I want nothing to do with you.

And the next thing you know, there's this big hubbub.

And then she hears him on tv.

I think it was a half an hour later, and she said,

it's been 25 minutes since I've showed my willy to a woman. And ha ha,

the whole set breaks up. And she's like that fucking asshole.

He's bragging about it.

Geez.

And she had some witnesses who she had told at that very moment.

So they were trying to dig up that injustice yesterday

among about 11 others.

Well,

the news story today is that the police are doing an investigation now because

other women have come forward, so they want more women to come forward.

Too. Well, he's been doing this for forever.

Then maybe. But they're officially opening up a criminal investigation though.

Very interesting. So.

What broke this though?

Well,

a story by the Times in Channel four in the UK broke the story because

someone,

I guess they've had a story for quite a while that they had not run.

And then I think a second girl and a third girl came forward.

And then in doing their research,

a fourth girl who had a terrible story about being raped, who was 16 years old,

or no, the 16 year old was a different one.

But they had these four terrible stories. They did a lot of,

spent a lot of time on this story,

and I think they talked to him and I think they talked to attorneys and blah,

blah, blah. Anyway, the story got out. They did the story.

So when the story came out, then other girls come forward, of course,

and other stories come forward. And Russell's response is,

I never did anything without consent.

Which sounds to me like I'm not even sure he can say that based on things he has

said himself,

because he has implied that he has at least

been very obnoxiously sexual to a number of people either whipping his dick

out or which are we going to destroy him

over whipping his dick out? Maybe not.

I don't think there's anything recent in there. It seems like it is.

All he describes as my promiscuous period, which doesn't make it okay.

No, it doesn't.

You didn't want to see that.

There's a girl who says she met him in a bar and she thought he was kind of

funny at first. And then she said all of a sudden it wasn't very funny.

And I wanted to get away from him because he was so aggressive.

And she said she went down the street to go to another club and he came chasing

after her. And she said she was really kind of scared of him,

and I don't think anything happened other than he got his grubby hands on her,

but she got away from him. But

that story was kind of common that Yeah,

what seemed kind of funny at first really ended up not being funny at all and

being very kind, scary.

When you have somebody you're not sure and they seem out of their mind and a

little crazy. I mean, but he.

Talks a great game, right?

Well, and by saying too that it was his promiscuous phase.

He's avoiding doing the work. He's already done it.

And I have been doing the work.

You already did the work. So he's done. He's.

Fine. There's another story,

one where a girl said she met him.

He was of course the incredibly aggressive version of Russell Brandt that he

was. And she said, I consensually slept with him.

But then it became something different because for example,

she wanted to leave his place and she wanted to call a cab and he would

not call a cab for her. And she wouldn't let her call a cab until she blew him.

And she said eventually she was so worn down. She said she blew him.

What?

Yeah, they had already had consensual sex at this point.

So that's the kind of story that we'll probably gain very little sympathy.

Or maybe people on his side will say, oh yeah, whatever. But no,

it sounds to me like it's something not so cool.

And the worst stories are far worse than that. Wow. So

YouTube demonetized him, which a lot of people thought was unfair.

And I have mixed feelings about that because I know how YouTube works.

People just, advertisers just land on your videos.

They didn't buy Russell Brent. If he sold his own videos,

he probably could still have advertisers. They.

Didn't remove him either. No. Right.

No idea that he's been silenced isn't true. I mean,

he can still do it on YouTube.

And if you look at how long r Kelly was allowed to be on,

he was on there until that series ran.

Yeah, I think he's still on Spotify. Totally. People.

Were still doing duets with him after he pissed on a 14 year old.

Girl. That was his brother.

No, that was not his brother.

That's what a court ruled.

Ah, that sucks, man. It really does. I mean, it's really,

isn't it simple? Just don't be an asshole.

Yeah, it seems simple.

Why is that hard?

Because he was in this promiscuous phase.

But why are you so carried away with yourself that you can't.

Don't know?

I did find him in his promiscuous phase as he calls it.

I found that very obnoxious and it was wearying to

me. And I'm a guy who was just watching whatever product he put out. However,

I found him very entertaining as a podcaster.

And his YouTube videos I think are very interesting. I mean,

I think he's an interesting guy. I think he's smart. I enjoy him.

Now,

a lot of people feel that he has fallen to the wayside because he

is going against the grain of certain narratives and

therefore the media is delighted to pile on.

But these accusations didn't just come out of nowhere. Now,

we discussed this the other day about media pylons. They do.

They pile on certain people and there's other people they won't touch.

Howard Stern can find him in blackface 55 times and nobody

will care.

They can find whack pack stuff that is absolutely really distaste beyond

distasteful.

It's really demeaning to people who are special needs and nothing will happen

because he is about as consistently a lefty and a Trump.

I mean, he and Trump are now going back and forth.

Trump is actually ragging on him, which is kind of funny to see for a change.

Did Stern respond to.

That? I don't know.

About being.

She Google him and find out. He would've responded today. I would think.

He's a broken.

Weirdo. Wasn't that the big line?

Yeah. Nobody caress about him anymore. Ugly. Nobody listens to him.

He's ugly inside and out. Nobody listens to him anymore.

What's interesting is that Sirius doesn't give any ratings data.

Really?

No.

And for a while I think people just assumed that anyone

on Sirius was listening to Howard because people were,

and people were buying serious.

People would get it in their car when they got car of car and they'd go, wow,

I really like Howard Stern. I think I'm going to get serious.

So he was incredibly, I mean as far as economically,

he was a great, incredible thing for Sirius. He was a commerce machine.

They're a publicly traded company. They have to do an earnings called,

and nobody's ever asked them like, Hey,

how many people do you think are actively listening?

I don't mean they have to provide.

It. They must provide it to somebody.

They don't provide it to the public though. Look it up. I'm going to look it up.

Look up. Try and find out how many people are listening to Howard Stern.

You will not get a straight answer.

Didn't Sirius at first when it first came on, bragged that no commercials.

So it's all commercial pre just like cable, right? Yeah.

Just like everyone does.

Streaming prime.

Video. It's a crock of shit.

Yeah, it is.

Personally, I don't believe he has the audience he used to have.

I just don't believe it. I know so many people,

there's certain things that when you hear them over and over and over,

they're hard to ignore.

And what you hear about Howard Stern is he's nothing like he used to be.

I used to be very entertained by him, was very edgy.

And now he's just a sack of shit. He's woke. And then he said,

if people call me woke, I love that I am woke. That's fine with me.

Well.

It's a traumatic change.

It's kind of a far cry from what people loved him for

and people hated him for too. He just wants to be loved by different people.

The people that used to love him, I don't think he caress about anymore.

I don't think he really gives a shit about that crowd.

He is into the Jimmy Kimmel, Hillary Clinton,

Jennifer Aniston, his dinner party where he went on.

Seriously,

he just broke into serious to show how powerful he was by putting his dinner

party on the air that was grotesque.

Don't tell me that if Jennifer Aniston had you over to her house,

you wouldn't completely become a sycophant.

He.

Sucked into.

It. I would not bring Jennifer and her friends down here and let's do a podcast.

No. What's.

Your favorite song? No, it was shitty radio. It was just weak.

Yeah.

It's true. And Jennifer Anderson will never be my friend.

Oh.

Come on. I'm breaking up in the right now. Are you.

Dump our.

First Matthew Perry? No, it's over. It's over with me and Aniston.

I have no interest in her. I don't really like her.

And I heard her on Howard before Howard was okay.

Howard was woke enough that Jennifer Aniston was not afraid to go on Howard

Stern,

which tells you something because remember when those people would never go on

because they were afraid, they were scared. And somebody going, oh my God,

I can't believe blank is going on. What are they going to give up?

And Jennifer Anderson went on and it was just a big assy,

kissy two hours and really, and all these people too,

Jennifer Anderson go, oh my God,

it's the greatest interview with anybody he's ever done with me. Of course,

he never got her upset once, so it's a great interview to her,

but I find her to be,

she's always trying to crack wise.

She tries to be super quick and I find her responses to be very

tepid and I never really learned anything about,

I never feel like she gives anything of herself.

You never really know what she's all about.

It's kind of a wise ass.

I mean, I.

Loved her. She's like Rachel in real life. Exactly.

Yes. Yeah. I loved her on friends. I have to say,

I thought that character was well-written.

It was a good character. They were. Were all good characters.

Subsequent movies.

She's really good on the morning show. Apple. Oh, is she on Apple? Yeah. Yeah.

I mean that show's ridiculous, but it's kind of a fun watch. She's good on it.

Yeah.

I've never seen her in anything where I thought she was terribly good. Honestly,

I will say this, she's the same person.

Watching it. I feel like you're not playing that character.

You are playing Jennifer Aniston, but you're doing the news now. I mean,

you can't take it away. You just see her and you think Jennifer Aniston.

That's the real Jennifer Aniston. Yeah.

Well, no, you just see so much of her that when you see the character,

it's like, no, that's still Jennifer Aniston.

I would say she's very harmless.

She thinks she's something very, very,

very special in reading about her marriages.

It sounds like she loves to be.

She's the type with Justin Thoreau.

The description was Justin Thoreau likes to just go out.

He likes to just go to a couple of Hideaway restaurants that are not

super well-known, those kind of places.

She likes to take three security guards everywhere and go to Nobu.

Well,

the one place I know that Justin Thoreau doesn't want to go to is Amy Schumer's

wedding. Remember he dumped her right before that? Oh yeah.

Yeah.

She's like, I'm not going to that wedding. Get out of here. We're breaking up.

And she went and she was like, I don't know, maid of honors. I'm stupid.

She has kind of a crowd she hangs out with. They all went to Cabo,

her and Howard and Jimmy Kimmel and who else.

Is on this too? Well, Adam, I mean, she's super tight with Sandler.

Oh yeah, that's right.

I don't know if he was part of that trip, but I mean they're always.

Not these movies together. Honestly,

if I had to hang out with Jennifer Aniston or Matthew Perry,

I take Matthew Perry every time Matthew Perry,

at least you know what you're getting. He's very real. He's very troubled.

I think he's a nice person. I think he means well.

Matthew Perry. Yeah. I think he's a nice person.

He seems like a fairly nice person. I.

Stole the cookie jar that had the clock on. It.

Sounds like a thief to me. He has.

Weak moments. He apologizes for.

Them. Oh, you're right. Yeah. When he has his weak moments, he gets on the act.

My machines.

I mean to find out that this guy who's this big star is so incredibly insecure

that he dumps Julia Roberts because he knows she's going to dump him eventually.

Don't believe that story.

I do. I believe I know what he's saying. I think he's being real.

I think he's being honest about that.

I don't think he was honest about everything in that book by a long shot.

But's not.

I think he was well-meaning I just think he didn't know what the fuck to do.

He was well-meaning.

He knew she was going to dump him,

but it wasn't because he wasn't good enough for her.

She found his stash or they fought alive. Well.

Yeah, it could have been that too. Yeah.

Thought she's going to figure out what's going on with Matthew Perry and she's

not going to like it and she's going to dump him.

Or she found out that his my.

Colon exploded.

Yeah, that's a problem.

I don't think he lacks confidence. He's very.

I know. I don't know.

Based on Chandler, Bing, you think, oh my god, Chandler Bing is so quick.

You'd think he'd be so confident.

Anybody that goes out to Nobu dressed like that, looking like that,

it's just full of confidence. Doesn't know what he's doing.

He's beaming with confidence.

He's like a pseudo child.

He does surprise easily.

Oh, it's Diane Foyer.

He is leaning into that hobo thing really hard.

Do you think he's prepping for new.

Oh, like a movie like Nick.

Ty Method acting.

Method playing Jack Nicholson, a new movie.

I saw him and he did a TV show around, I want to say like 2010.

And was it a TV station or something? He was part.

Of? Yes, I think so.

That wasn't bad. Really. Yeah, I mean it was, he wasn't bad was 13 years ago.

I thought he was okay. But it didn't take,

it lasted maybe a year or something. There was probably a.

TV show tie all the time.

But I think he can still pull it off or he could then now,

now I don't think he did.

He'd rather that he played Ted Kennedy. I'd like to see him as Ted Kennedy.

Well pull something up.

Look like he looks like that's what he's trying to do with that look.

Be Ted Kennedy. Ted.

Kennedy. By the way.

Ted Kennedy was huge.

By the way. When you get to Massachusetts,

the Kennedys are everywhere around you in Boston. I know.

It's amazing. Isn't it? An.

Airport everywhere. The J F K, the Teddy Kennedy display.

That would've been great if.

Don't we find him playing Ted Kennedy? Oh.

No. There's plenty of clips from him. I just got to find the right one. But no,

if he was in Nobu and he had that white neck collar on like Ted Kennedy,

he was still doing the roll.

That would be good.

It would slightly disguise that third chin down there that he's got God,

he needs Dr. Roche so bad. He.

Doesn't want it though. He doesn't need that. Let's see. He could.

Get in the shoes.

Trainer. They cleaned him up for the book tour. They did. They cleaned him up.

He looked good. And boys really let loose. He can.

Look. He just slid back down.

He got a haircut.

He had that one suit. Remember A one suit.

That's true. He was wearing the same suit. Those.

Interviews like a bad color on top of a bad colored T-shirt dark.

It was a step up.

Has he had the internet scrubbed of this whole movie.

The Ted Kennedy.

Movie? Well, he did a lot of interviews for it though.

Oh yeah, he did a ton of them and he was a hit on all of them.

All those morning shows loved him.

He says Ted Kennedy as good as yours.

I doubt it.

Oh man. Yeah. I'm having trouble finding a clip. Give me a second. I'll keep it.

Kim.

Meghan rapinoe captained her final US Women's soccer game. What?

I thought that that happened years ago.

No. And per usual,

her lips were zipped for the national anthem.

The captain of the US team, as she told Yahoo in 2019,

she would probably never sing the National Anthem again.

And four years and about 15 million in income later,

she closed her lips as hard as possible for game number 203 for a

perfect record in not singing the National Anthem. Now,

after making all this money and seems that Sue Bird has made a lot of money too,

by the way,

12 time All-Star Sue Bird was there to hug her for her final game.

It seems to me. Has America been that bad to Megan Rapinoe?

She made a shit ton of money. I mean, she's got a pretty good grift going.

She got all these, is there some other bird? She got the subway ad campaigns.

She got paid a lot of money for that.

She got all these other advertising campaigns before people started not liking

her at all. And now I guess she's not getting much.

She's not really someone with a Big Q rating or a positive Q rating.

So that's kind of over, although I thought it was

when the US women's soccer team lost,

I really felt like there were more people that were happy in the United States

than were mad. Honestly, in spite of her cheerleader,

journalist friends who claimed that, oh no, that's just a sliver of people.

They're really loud on the internet. No,

I think she is more disliked than liked.

And I think she took down her entire team, not as a player,

but I think in terms of the average American,

I think most people were just sick of her and they took it out on the US women's

team. I don't think they gave a shit they lost. She's toxic.

She's a toxic bitch. Arrogant, unlikable.

And she's no longer part of the US women's soccer team. So there.

See ya.

Did you see the videos? Mark Matthew Perry re reflects on the set of.

Yeah, but I can't find,

it was looking for a clip of him as Ted Kennedy,

and the only place I could find one is when he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's show.

So it starts with the clip.

Right?

Let's see here.

Mary Jo's dead. What is it?

She drowned. What.

Was she doing in the water?

She's afraid of it. She was.

Was in my car. The.

Car that drove over a bridge.

Wait, he's talking like Matt Perry. She didn't.

Have a car up there.

It was a myka. That's.

All the information I have right now. I'm terribly sorry.

Wait, why does he sound like Ted Kennedy?

That's terrible. I thought it was Matthew Barry making the call.

He looks like he's rocking the look that he's got going on now.

He got the word car. You really nailed the word car, which is the.

No, he did.

Word. When you're doing an accent.

Like that, isn't it? Yes.

When I got the role I was doing the play in London, he.

Looks a lot better there. How long ago is this?

17.

Yeah, this six years does look high as shit right there. He looks.

Fairly together, doesn't he? Is he high as fuck?

Maybe that's why he sounds good. His face.

Is rec tangling though.

You're right. Why aren't you talking out of the side of his mouth? She.

The accent.

While you're doing the play.

Yeah, it was really important to get it down.

And I paid for this dialect coach and he taught me waste of money,

the wrong accent.

Oh wow.

Yeah. How did you find out.

You couldn't do the accent?

So he taught me the wrong accent and here's the accent that he taught me and

I questioned it,

but he taught me that Ted Kennedy spoke like this.

This is the accent he taught me. He taught me that Ted Kennedy talked like this.

And I was like, really?

During intimate conversations he spoke like.

That. I mean he's on video. You could watch Ted Kennedy.

Speak. I was going around going, this is the way Ted Kennedy talked,

talk like this.

So I get to the set on the first day of shooting and I'm

inside a limousine,

inside a limousine during a very intimate scene with this wonderful actress

named Kristen Hager who played my wife, I think he is. And my line was,

I'm going to take the boat out. The kids can fly home in the morning.

So the director says action. And I say, oh, I'm going to take the boat out.

The kids can fly home in the morning

and the director goes, cut.

Just say that a little softer and faster. And I go, okay. Oh,

I'm going to take the boat out. Kids can fly home in the morning.

I don't believe this story, by the way.

No.

Sounds like Matthew Perry when he's doing Ted Kennedy in the clip.

When did he say, God? I didn't hear that. I didn't either.

He did. When he, here, I'll play it again so you can hear. What?

After seeing those pictures of him in the Daily Mail.

What.

Is it? It's exactly what he looks like.

She drowned. What was she doing in the water?

She's afraid of it.

She was.

In a car that drove over a bridge.

Car. She didn't have a car up there.

That's all the information I have. That's.

All the information I have right now. I'm terribly sorry. See you.

All the information I have right now, I'm terribly sorry. That is.

The worst portray of an historical figure that we know of since

he's Nvidia.

That looked like Matt Perry not being able to find his drug.

That's like the motivation there. What.

The hell? No wonder we've never heard of that. Wow.

That story about his dialect coach fake.

No way that happened. That's.

Ridiculous.

How could somebody be a dialect coach if they taught the wrong dialects all the

time?

That is just preposterous.

I think you're right. He's got to be high as fuck. Oh, he looks at his,

can you play one of his interviews when he's talking about his book?

Because I think he's truly sober. He doesn't have nearly the confidence.

It's Diane Sawyer. That's Science foia.

It's science foyer.

He sounds totally different.

He sounds like Chandler Bing on the 2017 interview, right?

Was that 2017? Yeah.

Around then.

Six years ago. How could he be that different?

It was a wild downhill ride. Holy god.

Jesus. No, I think he's truly sober now. Yeah.

I think drugs are good for him.

You.

Ready?

Matthew Harriet take.

One. Friends lovers and the big terrible thing.

Oh, here we go.

You start with a thunder clap.

Oh, Diane Foyer.

Hi, my name is Matthew. Although you may know me by another name,

my friend call me Maddie and I should be dead.

Yeah, that's definitely true.

You say addiction,

the big terrible thing is far too powerful for anyone to defeat alone.

This might be a bad one to judge him on because he's way too serious.

We can't beat it down. Yeah.

Your disease is just outside. Just doing one arm pushups. Just waiting.

Just waiting for you.

Waiting to get you alone because alone you lose.

Why is he slurring.

Now? He's the king of analogies now. I.

Finally feel like I've got some strength.

What does it mean to feel okay?

Isn't he going a hundred miles an hour slower?

It means that I've developed some safety.

Well, let's see. Do you want.

Why is he, he's slurring. Isn't he kind of slurring now?

They said that on the fringe ring and they said it sounds like he's slurring,

but it's just that he got his teeth redone.

Oh right. Yeah. And this is months.

Yeah, this is after that. But he still sounds s slurry when he's on drugs.

He doesn't seem like he's on drugs. When he's not on drugs.

He seems like he's on drugs.

Okay, so here he is doing a late night show for the book. Okay.

This will be a better example.

This is Colbert. So maybe a little.

More. That picture's like a hundred years.

Old, just like Brittany Spears's book.

Come on Matthew. Let's hear Matthew talking.

Adam McKay's don't look up. Right.

Cutting room floor.

Right. What happened Instead?

I got C P R and the guy who saved my life

broke eight ribs in the process.

No, he didn't. May I ask why.

You were getting C? No, it didn't happen. Why.

Would he break eight.

Ribs? They were doing a procedure because I had pain in my stomach.

They were doing a procedure and they gave me propofol.

Procedure. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure, sure. That stuff, they gave.

All that stuff and my heart stopped for five.

Minutes. No it didn't.

So you were.

Dead. Five minutes.

Your heart stopped for five. Well again, five minutes please. I just.

Thought you could only have four.

Maybe that's the brain damage. Maybe that's why it sounds like this. Oh yeah.

They didn't want tell.

They crowd like your joke. I dunno.

It's no difference between they both being.

Bad anything. Did you have any experience or anything like that?

It was just gone. No. I woke up in a different hospital 10 hours later.

And Meryl Streep was not there.

Meryl.

Streep was not there. No. I had to give up this amazing movie that I,

the best biggest movie I've ever gotten.

I had four scenes with Meryl Streep and apparently on the set she was like,

Matthew, Matthew, where are you?

No, she wasn't. She did not do that.

She now knows this is how she's learning what happened. It's.

A completely made up story.

Yeah.

Like all your stories. Of course.

You just didn't want to work with Meryl. Yeah.

Meryl's. Meryl's, Meryl. She's.

Okay. Yeah. One highlight of,

for a lot of people of the 2020 Covid crisis we're all at

home. French reunion is the friends reunion. Yeah.

What was that experience like? For.

My.

God, that was not a highlight.

Well,

I'm glad you asked that because I had had two days prior to that I had had

this dental emergency where I had three.

No, you didn't.

Bone spurs in my mouth. No, you didn't. Bone mouths, mouth.

And they had to be removed right away. And in this one case,

I thanked the paparazzi because they caught pictures of me going into the

dentist two days before the reunion. And I knew.

Keep track of everything about you. So we knew that.

Wait, so that's crazy.

Think of him promoting the Kennedy thing in 2017 to I sold a cookie.

A cookie jar with a clock in it. It's like, wow, that is a really quick fall.

But he.

Still sounds like that.

Six cylinders, not eight.

You grew. That's another.

Analogy.

Cylinders. Another.

Analogy.

Two cylinders, not six.

At best. Justin Trudeau. Yes.

Now who gets recognized more in Canada?

You or Trudeau?

I would say Trudeau. But there was a big rumor about us. A what?

That I beat him up in grade school. Did you? I don't think so.

No.

But you're not entirely.

Sure. No. My friends Brian Murray and Chris Murray,

who were the guys and myself who invented that weird way of talking.

Could it be colder in the air? Sure, sure. Could it be colder.

In here by the way? Yes.

Really.

Cold. It could not. Okay.

Nice legacy.

Jesus Christ.

Wow. It is really weird. Hard stop for five minutes.

I don't, I.

Was lucky to get that cookie jar lined out.

I.

Had to fight. It took 20 minutes to get the energy to get that whole line.

Out.

Cookie jar that had the clock on it.

Oh, Matthew.

It's seriously one of the only things he says in the whole thing.

I know. He just sat there the rest of the time. He said dental surgery.

All right. I hate to move on from Matthew Perry,

but did you hear about the New Jersey Senator Bob Melendez?

He's entered the Shitbag hall of shame.

Many shit bags do we have in the house and Senate right now. It's unbelievable.

Can you say multiple offense Shitbag though as.

Mark?

Yeah. He got thrown out last time. His bribery case.

Well, he's got four $80,000 in cash at home and.

Gold bars.

A hundred grand in gold bars.

The cash was in the lining of his jacket, right? Yes. And he said, no,

that's it's my retirement.

Money. I said,

I took that money out of the bank because something might come up. Yeah.

Exactly. Yeah, sure. That happened.

I know it's old fashioned. Yeah, that's like a hundred years old. Old fashioned.

My favorite part of the whole thing is that.

Do people still keep cash at home? Are there still people like that?

No. That's really stupid.

But they point out though that that was like getaway money.

He had the gold bars.

A lot of people have gold bars so that they can get away fast if they need to.

He knew it was coming. He just didn't get away.

But.

They say gold is one of those things though, that it's hard to take care of.

It's hard to store if you have it at home. It's heavy, isn't it? Yeah.

It's heavy. That guy.

Ain't carrying anything heavy. He.

Had a press conference yesterday, but it's crazy.

He took no questions and he didn't mention the gold bars at all. No, no, no.

Mention the gold bars. He said, oh, I know it's really old fashioned.

But I kept taking money out of the bank. That's money that I earned.

And I took it out of the bank and I put it at.

Home. I love that.

He Googled how much is one kilo of gold worth instead of just,

that's pretty damning, right? Considering what was in his house,

he could have just said, Hey, what's the price of gold?

And did the math in his head. Why is he doing,

how much is one kilo of gold worth?

He also got lots of private jet rides to resort in

Dominican Republic and to Paris, courtesy of a doctor.

He helped in a Medicare case. He used his position.

To help this guy. His wife got the Mercedes. His wife also got a no-show job.

And then she was the go-between with him and the Egyptian government,

which I guess he helped free 300 million for.

She seems.

Like she was as big a schemer as he was.

Yeah.

Oh yeah. She benefited. That's funny. When the story first came out,

I'm like his wife. You rarely see the wife get hammered,

and then you read parts of the indictments. It's like, oh my God.

She almost duped him into this stuff. I mean, he was all too willing. And then,

I dunno if you saw his excuse ger,

where it's like they're just coming after a Latino senator. Oh yeah.

And I'm sitting there going.

Okay, everybody just goes after minorities these days. So.

The justice department's sitting around going, Hmm, who should we get this time?

How about a senator? Hey, how about a Democratic, Hey,

how about a Latino senator? What an asshole.

I know. It's such total bullshit. And his lawyer is Abby Lowell,

hunter Biden's lawyer, who's really good. Wow.

Really expensive.

Really good guy. He's got the money in his other jackets.

Hey, McGreevy's coming back. You saw that, right?

What.

Is, remember the governor of New Jersey? Who? McGreevy. You know the guy who,

oh, the.

Guy with the gay affair.

Secretly gay. Really? Yeah.

What's he, is he running for governor?

He's running for,

I think mayor in a small town.

Try that in a small town. Try being gay in a small town.

Is he still with that dude or who's he with? Is he gay or straight these days?

Oh.

He's looking pretty good. I think he's gay. Yeah.

He's.

Told us. He said he's just had an affair with that guy at the time. He's like,

no, I'm happily married. Look at my wife's here. We love each other.

I just got in this homo thing for a while. It was crazy.

I felt so hit. That was a.

Picture. Perfect. Standby your man moment for.

That's.

Saying, well, those are so grim. I hate when women do that.

She dumbed him right after that. It's like, oh, what is he? He not telling her.

She knew he was gay.

Just like Masterson.

Have we seen him lately?

Is he hot?

Former New Jersey Governor.

Jim McGreevy now runs a program to get people coming out of prison a second

chance. Oh.

I bet you.

He is. Who is this.

Lady? Oh, that's Marcy Kramer. I guess.

She's like Matthew Paris.

To me,

you give it a lot of thought to how you can make life better for people who live

in Jewish.

His voice lady.

Well.

Because of what I do every day, and God willing to passion.

Very well, Kemp.

The knowledge that I've acquired these past years.

I see things that can be done better and sort of working with the entirety of

the community. I mean, bringing people together to grapple.

With the future.

That's what a bunch of horse shit. That was that answer. Nice show.

But you Phillips out so fast. I know you probably already covered that,

but Well.

Yeah, we did. It was amazing.

How fast she beat feet.

I know. I am not sure though.

There's a lot of speculation that is she just trying to save some money

from being picked up in loss away from her lawsuit and a civil suit.

It's going to be civil suits.

So she gets her half and then they can have his half.

Yeah, that's probably true.

But I would like to think that she also realized that he's a fucking rapist,

that she married a multiple rapist and maybe that wasn't so cool.

I would hope.

I'm not sure that's what happened though. I'm really not.

She's also a Scientologist though. Is she allowed to think those things? No.

I think she's supposed to think that he didn't do anything wrong because you

can't rape a Scientologist if you're a Scientologist.

So why did Scientology let her divorce him?

Maybe to protect the money.

Yeah, probably because they need that money.

Well, she needs the money. I just wonder.

I just think Scientology's pulling the strings.

I just don't think she's doing things on her own. I just think that

you stay with him,

you support him because the Scientologist never commits a rape.

It's not possible.

And then when they realize that he could be sued for all the money, they say,

well, maybe you better divorce him.

And then you get your money and then you continue to support him. Of course,

because he's a wonderful Scientologist and he still has some money that we'd

like to get our hands on.

And she can continue to pay for.

What do they call that when you go in and audit? Auditing?

Audit. She can be audit.

Audit. She can still be audited.

Yeah. Yeah. That's an interesting,

that's a nice story. I'm curious to see what she does.

Is she going to start dating or will she not date?

Or will she date quietly or will she marry another Scientologist?

They'll probably hook her up with another Scientologist is what'll happen.

They'll go, here's a list of people for you. Just like the Tom Cruise list.

Yeah, that's right.

And they audited that woman that I think that girl's

pretty hot. And so they pull her and they go, yeah,

when auditing your fiance, we found out that he's cheated on you.

And she's like, what? I'm done with him. Oh, well,

Tom Cruise is interested in you. Okay. And she moves right in with Tom Cruise.

Until.

She upends David, Ms. Cabbage because.

He was talking too.

Low. Yeah. And she goes, is a low talk.

How could you say what Davis ca?

What's.

Wrong with you? So he said goodbye to her that day. Yeah, I'm taking off.

And then somebody came in and Yes,

we're going to collect all your things and we're moving in out today and well,

what about Tom? I think you's sing goodbye to Tom.

That's right. You said goodbye to Tom. Tom said goodbye to you.

That's good enough. How fucking weird. It's something out of a movie, isn't it?

Oh my God. That's what Leah Remini should do next.

Produce a TV series based on that.

Not.

A documentary. Well.

She's really, I think she's made a lot of progress. It's.

Coming back.

She's doing another one. What in the hell are you talking about? Well,

he's served, he's not been found,

but he's been served in two different cases where the judges said it's

obvious he's hiding, will consider him served. We know why he's hiding.

He's hiding from two lawsuits and we'll consider him served as of now.

So whether he ever turns up or just defaults,

he'll probably default and he'll never be found.

He's probably in that underground bunker because they do.

They've got that bunker. That's where his wife is supposedly.

Of course he can't go to that bunker. They'll have to build him a new bunker.

Just out in sea. He's not just in the sea.

Somewhere. Could be on Sea org. That's true, because he's a sea veteran.

It's not the sea org, it's the trade winds. Isn't that the name of the boat?

Yes, it is. The.

Trade winds and they're magazine. I've been doing audits downtown.

There's also, he could be at that giant mansion.

That is the place where L R H is supposed to return someday.

It's got flowers in the design of a Newport pack because he smoked new.

Cos.

Cools. Cools is cools.

Cools. Yeah. He smoke.

Cools. Why smoke? He's the only white guy that ever smoked cools.

Because that's how awesome he.

He's toilet race.

So that if he's flying over, his spirit is flying over, he'll recognize the cos

sculpture in the garden and fly down to that place.

I.

Knows where we go. That's really what it was.

It's brilliant.

Hey, tomorrow, Carl will be here. Back from who? These podcasts.

And will Brandon be here though? I don't know Brandon.

I don't think so. It doesn't sound like it. I'll.

Tell you what he is.

His whole house is sick. Now. Is.

He going to set a record for days missed with illness this year?

Is that possible? He's missed a lot of days.

Has he? Well, let's see. Well, he is in the hospital February. Right.

I'm just saying he's missed a lot of days. I'm not saying he isn't sick.

I think that's when they put him on.

The ECMO machine. I think maybe he belongs on the ECMO machine,

but I sure wish he'd gotten Pax Xlo on Friday when I suggested it. Everybody.

Suggested.

It really helps a lot and a lot of people were telling him you should do that.

He wrote trying to get it now and complaining that they make him come in for it

for some reason.

Said it's a house of Corona skank. I've been back and then knocked out again.

I hate China for this. Now that I'm infected,

I think we should get to the bottom of this thing. Is that just rambling?

That's pretty funny.

He was a.

Little braggadocious about being legend and not getting sick.

Yeah.

Do you think he got it at the event at the magic bag?

It wouldn't have taken that long, would it? Because that'd be a week later.

Well, at least, what do they say? Two to five days.

Oh. But no, I don't think it was there.

Yeah. What could he have gotten? It depends when he started getting ill.

I don't know.

Because nobody in the show has it. No, that's weird.

Well, anyway, I don't think it'll be here tomorrow, but Carl will be with us.

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