Setting the Bar: STOP KISSING TURTLES!

This is a setting the bar story, but I have no idea how it’s supposed to help anyone - how could anyone resist this? If you can manage to make it through the day without "kissing" and "snuggling" cute little turtles… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/cdc-advises-against-kissing-cuddling-pet-turtles-due-to-salmonella-outbreak