The Drew Lane Show – July 18, 2023

* Drew needs a tattoo, Miranda Lambert v. selfies, Jamie Foxx throws a party, Mat Ishbia's compound, not-missing Carlee Russell still can't speak, Cuckville, Lauren Sanchez's tiny dress, and the Fart Club.

* MadBranDon is determined to not be a YouTube dud (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0qjbBWOSQM) .

* Adam22 of the No Jumper Podcast let his wife get nailed by her first 'BBC'. He has cemented himself in Cuckville. (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12311703/Porn-star-Adam22-gifts-wife-Lena-400-000-lime-green-LAMBORGHINI-filmed-sex-scene-man-said-better-bed-husband.html)

* Jamie Foxx is partying hard and no longer needs your prayers. (https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jamie-foxx-held-party-celebrate-181044554.html)

* The arsenal of the Long Island Serial Killer, Rex Heuerman, has been found. (https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/gilgo-beach-murders-rex-heuermann-200-guns-rcna94846)

* Miranda Lambert scolded members of her audience after they had the audacity to tak...

• Drew needs a tattoo, Miranda Lambert v. selfies, Jamie Foxx throws a party, Mat Ishbia’s compound, not-missing Carlee Russell still can’t speak, Cuckville, Lauren Sanchez’s tiny dress, and the Fart Club.
• MadBranDon is determined to not be a YouTube dud.
• Adam22 of the No Jumper Podcast let his wife get nailed by her first ‘BBC’. He has cemented himself in Cuckville.
• Jamie Foxx is partying hard and no longer needs your prayers.
• The arsenal of the Long Island Serial Killer, Rex Heuerman, has been found.
• Miranda Lambert scolded members of her audience after they had the audacity to take selfies at her show.
• The ‘Hottest Jeopardy Contestant’ is being asked to start an OnlyFans account.
• A woman went nuts on an airplane again. Carrot Top was there and used the opportunity to show us his
• Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez were caught being hot again. Go figure.
• Everyone should have a Fart Club.
• Not-missing-anymore Carlee Russell’s parents break their silence to say they cannot say anything.
• Mat Ishbia is rich and building the most ridiculous compound in Bloomfield Township.
• The Detroit Tigers roll on and are only 5 games out of first place.
• Gigi Hadid busted with “ganja” in the Cayman Islands. She also was racist in 2017.
• Tori Spelling vs Dean McDermott continues.
• TMZ covers Bill Gates and his hot new piece of ass, widower Paula Hurd.
• Guess what? Ricky Martin’s kids joined him on stage! Can you believe it?
• Ron DeSanctimonious is trying too hard.
• Wilt Chamberlain got a brand new gig.
• Donald Trump says he is about to be arrested over January 6.
• A US soldier willingly crossed into North Korea and has been detained.
• You can purchase a Confederate soldier’s letter about masturbation right here.
• Wiz Khalifa ate mushrooms, smoked weed, and then threw out the first pitch at the Pirates game.
• Why come Drew doesn’t have a tattoo?
• Bud Light ramps up spending but continues to struggle. It’s all the right-wing’s fault. Kid Rock continues to participate in the culture war.
• Ariana Grande’s COVID marriage is over. Frankie Grande’s music is awful, but better than his sister’s.
• We have pre-teen acid attacks in Detroit now. The family of the victim has a GoFundMe.
• There is also a GoFundMe for a Michigan State shooting victim.
• There is a brand-new episode of ML Soul of Detroit. Danasia Neal has some explaining to do.
• The Russia/Ukraine war is still going on.