Setting the Bar: Some Assembly Required Theft

If you're stealing something that requires assembly, it's probably a good idea to wait until you're away from the scene of the crime to put it together. If you can manage to make it through the day without shoplifting your getaway vehicle, then realizing you need to assemble it… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://news3lv.com/news/offbeat/dumb-criminal-man-attempts-to-assemble-stolen-electric-scooter-in-front-of-store-florida-razor-theft-busted-flagler-county-drugs-arrested