Setting the Bar: Florida Man Knew It Was Against The Law

Just so you know, if you break into a business . . . steal something . . . but promise to pay for it later . . . it's still a crime. If you can manage to make it through the day without breaking into a gas station, stealing dog food, then leaving behind your ATM card… you’re doing OK!

Source: https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-leaves-his-debit-card-at-gas-station-break-in-deputies-say