00:07.62 tduval18 Hey guys Welcome back.

00:12.85 Ashley We're back I heard crows was that my house or was that yours or some type of bird like er.

00:18.49 tduval18 Um, I you know I.

00:26.87 tduval18 It's nighttime and that wasn't my house that wasn't my house of you but not here like if anything bats. But anyways, um.

00:27.59 Ashley Okay, there's nighttime birds.

00:43.74 tduval18 I've been trying to do my no spending but today oh follow the bouts of all I wantedt fucking tacos like I just really wanted tacos but I didn't want to go anywhere so I was looking and as I was looking. It was only a one nine to 9 delivery fee for fucking chipotle.

00:51.82 Ashley Who.

01:01.52 Ashley To pull that does sound good I catch you Holy whenever I go to you I Always do it.

01:03.16 tduval18 So I got a chipotle bowl and it was good. That's Ro good. I Don't think it's satisfied. My still won't probably I'm still probably gonna want tacos. But.

01:16.92 Ashley Did you get tacos from de pole or did you get.

01:18.51 tduval18 I Actually checked on you the other day of your location because you didn't answer me back and no I got a bowl.

01:27.80 Ashley Oh I didn't enter you back. 1 was it. Are we am I delayed or like what's happening. Oh well I was sleeping fuck.

01:37.40 tduval18 Yesterday.

01:43.37 tduval18 Yes, you're delayed.

01:52.57 tduval18 I do you have your hotspot 1

01:54.10 Ashley Um, when no, it wouldn't work I couldn't get it to connect I mean I couldn't get it to work.

02:01.97 tduval18 How about you turn that on oh jak I'm recording. Um, yeah, well it's delayed and it's badly delayed.

02:18.51 Ashley Um, who yet is because I'll be talking and then like it's not great.

02:27.70 tduval18 Hold on. Let's okay, we're back guys. We took a little pause because there was a delay Hopefully that delay is gone now.

02:36.10 Ashley I'm right here.

02:43.98 tduval18 Well now I don't know because I think you were just I. Um I was like if I guess it's not.

03:00.98 tduval18 Um, when we're back eyes um, quick trigger warning because I did want to say did you hear about the six year old who took a gun into his school and shot his teacher.

03:15.77 tduval18 No, he was 6 in first grade. No, this one was he brought he had previously the 6 year old previously brought bullets to class and then he brought a gun and shot his teacher.

03:40.24 tduval18 I'm just like at what point is it gonna be enough dude like when are we gonna actually start making like better gun laws better restrictions because like this is like we are known for school shootings like that's fucking insane and on top of it like. I'm not trying to be an ass and obviously I'm not a parent but I've even thought about this like for my nieces and nephews. It is not a teacher's job to be stopping students from shooting other students they are there to teach your child the like ah and not for nothing Teachers. Don't get paid shit.

04:16.82 tduval18 For all, it's being asked and expected of them like so you're expected to shield their children like someone's child possibly take a bullet possibly die. But you make like 30 k a year 35 k a year that's fucking insane to me. But a 6 year old like that's fucking nuts I have friends kids who are 6 and I'm like I could never imagine them walking into school and like we we've got to do better like we've got to do better like. Us is not in the even in the top 10 at this point for me like y'all we are. We're low. We got to get better. And you want to know what else is not in my top 10 but this is just for traveling wise this is now like probably out of it is Australia I'm not fucking going to Australia I've now decided this I can't do it I'm a fucking bitch I can't do it.

05:23.31 tduval18 Like oh bitch I'm not talking about that I'm fine with that I'm cool with you.

05:34.23 tduval18 Um, what do you mean? like what are they going into like what is happening that they're not going.

05:47.71 tduval18 Yeah, but you know what New Zealand and Australia didn't have half as many cases of us. So I'm not mad with that that's that I'm not mad with that that actually kind of makes sense like if we would have been more strict on it. We probably wouldn't still be in fucking covid in three years later. Um. But no I'm talking about their bugs. Um I can't do it like I've gotten on the side of Tiktok now where it's like Australia um, and I don't know how people live there because. They have giant fucking spiders that just come in your house like spiders the size of my head. They just come in their house your house and people are like yeah they just come in. Um there's a field that had it looked like a silk sheet. It's spider webs wear spiders. All get together and build webs together and create this big one um spiders that are in these trees that fall. Ah, it's just I I personally can't do that like. I can't handle a little spider here and these people are just living with spiders that are the size of my head.

07:03.90 tduval18 That's why I can't do Australia to anyone from Australia how how do you live like I follow this one ticktock or and he like he shows videos of like Australia and he's like I was I just assume that Australia is Jamanji now and I'm like that's what it seems like. Like there's just shit like wife and kangaroos supposedly aren't that nice. They will come up and punch you.

07:29.80 Ashley Hopefully so no, no, no, that would no because I was trying to write and listen at the same time but I can't you both? No no, no, that was me I was trying to focus and write.

07:33.75 tduval18 There's also that what do I what? What do I want to go to Australia for New Zealand New Zealand I can never say it New Zealand New Zealand they apparently don't have as crazy bugs. They don't have as bad bugs but like fucking Australia is like.

07:45.71 Ashley Ah.

07:51.55 tduval18 In the Membrane can't do it like the older I get the more I am like there's things I want to experience and then there's things that I know that yes maybe something good would come out of that experience but also something bad probably would.

07:56.71 Ashley Oh he was 6 I fucking hurt I did hear about that. But I thought it was a high school student the one where his teacher was like leaving and followed him into the bathroom.

08:08.34 tduval18 Australia seems like that for me I'm okay like I'm okay because I also have Jake who would want to go explore like oh you guys have good Dave deadly a spider over here. Let's let's go explore to see if we see one. No sir, no use you explore.

08:17.67 Ashley Damn there was another thing that happened just like that too. But it was a high school student.

08:26.51 tduval18 You go explore. Where's their closest library and does their library get spiders to questions.

08:37.96 Ashley So.

08:45.64 tduval18 Do you remember that show. You probably didn't watch it but I dated someone who was a fucking red Neckck so I had watched it before where they were going. What is it call it. It's like so I want why am I Want to say it's squiggling. It's not where they would stick their holes noodling. That's what it's called stick their hands in random holes and wait for a catfish.

09:00.00 Ashley Right.

09:05.26 tduval18 To bite on them and pull the catfish out. That's how they would fish. Did you ever see that Why why the foot look it up look up noodling why that to me what enjoyment I'm not sticking my hand in random assholes.

09:19.97 Ashley Fashion as well.

09:24.44 tduval18 In water in hopes that a catfish gets on what if it's not a catfish. What are you doing then. Right? Like you want to know one of the movies that creeps me out the most you know I don't like water that Anaconda because they are real. They are fucking real.

09:45.55 Ashley Oh.

09:51.66 tduval18 Like in the Amazon there are giant ass anacondas.

09:57.51 tduval18 Why would I want to go near a snake that could eat me.

10:00.13 Ashley How no they they you talk about laws Their laws are fucking locked the fuck down they will like barge into your house. That's how insane that that place is you So you're fine people just barge it into our house like that if you don't if you don't follow something Ill fuck. No.

10:07.12 tduval18 It's just like the thing that was talking about how there's probably in all the different force that we have in across the world even in America how there's probably civil civilizations that we don't know about like people that live leave them alone leave them alone.

10:19.71 Ashley What you it was during the covid so they're like you couldn't go outside if you were vaccinated but it was just like how controlling everything was it was. It's crazy.

10:23.70 tduval18 We don't We don't need. We don't need to go and mess with them. They're good. They're not hurting anyone leave them alone.

10:42.10 Ashley Moving.

10:51.20 tduval18 Yeah, well, it's like I get it I am all about education and learning the problem is now is we aren't choosing to learn about past history. We're just choosing to like fuck with it like if there is a lost tomb that y'all found and he shipped. Leave it alone I don't want to unleash if the world if all these movies have never taught you something you fuck with stuff and you find the fuck out because stuff fucks back with you. We need to stop like someone posted a video where they found something that looked like a tesserac which is the blue the box that they have in thevengers that Loki's fighting and this and someone was like put it back. Put it back I don't want have fanos come here like we got to stop fucking with shit stop fucking with the ocean.

11:44.94 Ashley Down.

11:46.46 tduval18 We've talked about this before stop fucking with the ocean because there is shit down there I I'm not a conspiracy theorist like you but I know there is shit down there leave it. The fuck alone leave it alone. That was my.

12:00.97 Ashley Oh.

12:10.35 Ashley No, and no, they've all like they've always had the reputation for being assholes.

12:18.71 tduval18 But he at what point do we realize that we fuck with something that doesn't need to be messed with like in the ocean for real but we've we we've we found out we found out and we keep doing it leave it alone. Also I Just love that.

12:33.45 Ashley Insane. So.

12:36.85 tduval18 And we've talked about this before but Earth is ghetto. Aliens are not coming here. They don't want like I bet you I believe it I do not think Aliens. I Don't think Aliens want it. They're like this place is ghetto. Um, no Ta Ten would not recommend like they're like let's go. Let's get out of here. But no, That's my.

12:55.40 Ashley Yeah I wouldn't go to that at all.

13:13.90 Ashley Both It's insane that people literally like that's a real like people really do go on the hunt for like deadly spiders most poisonous bugs.

13:17.21 tduval18 But facts I do think that too I think we would get blown up first. But I also think that we're real pompous to be out here thinking like that they care about us like they're probably just like oh they're fucking stupid like leave them. Um I don't think that they're like oh let's go take over earth they're probably like now these people.

13:29.66 Ashley And it's like for why like for why do you need to see that.

13:35.23 tduval18 And kill themselves off in enough years that like we'll just get the planet anyway, they'll do it themselves like boom in other news. This has absolutely nothing to do with that. But there is on Disney plus a series with Chris hemsworth thor um where he discusses like pushing himself to the limits I watch a little bit of the first episode where it's like ways to help reduce stress in his life. So how to manage it so he does these like different limit things and I really want to watch it and I think you should watch it too. that's that's my

13:54.89 Ashley I'm never being heard of that.

14:03.25 Ashley I. Na.

14:11.40 tduval18 Chris Hemsworth it's called limitless. You know Thor the them have the hemsworth brother that we like because after finding and out that Liam Hemsworth cheated On'm Miley while they were married with 14 different women and girl her whole video bitch. Yes, yes.

14:17.52 Ashley I'm definitely not doing that I don't want to put my hand anywhere that I can't see let is not safe.

14:30.27 Ashley The.

14:34.16 tduval18 That's why her whole video is like a dig So supposedly the house that she's at in the video for flowers is the house. He used to go to to cheat on her and she's working out because he would say that he's at the gym but he was cheating on her.

14:39.73 Ashley Day. Yeah, that is really crazy.

14:47.20 Ashley People are crazy out here man doing weird shit.

14:51.60 tduval18 And then Shakira now I can't speak to this one too much because I don't speak the language but Shakira her man cheated on her. You wanna know how she found out. You want how she found out. She had strawberry in her fridge only jam strawberry jam.

14:55.55 Ashley Man.

15:02.47 Ashley Move.

15:10.36 tduval18 Only she ate the strawberry jam like no one else, not her kids or her husband liked it. She came back and it was empty and she knew something was up and then found out he thank you. But also if you're helping a man cheat on Shakira why you eat her. Ja.

15:18.82 Ashley That's true. Oh yeah, remember I think when I talked about this before there were that movie that um, they went to go to a try that was like that in really far deep into somewhere and some type of country. But anyway they got there.

15:28.93 tduval18 Um, that's fucked up so she released the hit like talking mad shit about him I I don't speak the language so I can't tell you all it. But everyone that I hear that's bilingual is like oh she's fucking reading him to filth and I'm like you know what? I just want to listen to it for that. Thank you.

15:34.27 Ashley And they like captured them and they were going to like kill him and eat them because that's just like what their vibe was.

15:47.14 tduval18 To me this just proves that like people are shit I must say people because women do cheat as well and nonbinary people they cheat but mainly men ain't shit you have Shakira Miley Cyrus and you're cheating on them. Shit beyonce got cheated on fucking Beyonce Jay Z.

16:13.20 tduval18 Yeah, yeah, and her sister I don't know all of it. This is all I would have to get someone who's waiting but from what I know because there was like the footage of like salon should like hit him in the fucking elevator because they found out. But her album lemonade is supposed to be like a thing about talking about the cheating and their songs that say it like he cheated on her you cheated on beyonce like I might not like her but like what the fuck.

16:46.82 Ashley I get leaving it in alone because like I'm not the one that's about to go down there and go explore but like it's too just to like learn and find things and like I don't know I get it I get why people do it I'm not going to do it.

16:50.60 tduval18 That's what I'm saying like. Like yeah, no I I was gonna say that but I felt like that sounded like real asshole. But again sorry Jay Z really not it.

17:04.90 tduval18 Like how are you going to do that and my other thing is if you aren't happy leave.

17:09.35 Ashley When it happened has had doesn me find out fucked around and find out I'll find out it's fine.

17:13.93 tduval18 You know who else got so I just looked it up now we were on in this rabbit hole. You know who else got forin cheated on Holly Bery holly bery she is I can't I can't Sandra Bullock I remember that when she was married to Jesse James he cheated on her.

17:20.97 Ashley Um, yeah.

17:29.50 Ashley You don't know that you don't know that that's why we're an easy target.

17:34.23 tduval18 That was just nuts to me though. Shanaya tween got cheated on.

17:46.57 tduval18 What you? what? What are you doing sir. Oh yeah, Fergie got cheated on ah her husband I believe Josh Deme yeah he cheated on her.

17:52.35 Ashley I Feel like it'd be an easy target and this is where they would go if they wanted to destroy planets This is where they would invade and do it I'm just saying.

18:04.60 tduval18 All the the queen of it this is terrible to say but like Chloe Kardashian Lord she so supposedly she's not with him right now but his mom just died. Um and so she's been there for him but I was like she's a better bitch than me I know that we like. For them I know they have kids together but I'd be like I'm sending you a card I hope you have support that you need but like it's not gonna be me.

18:25.35 Ashley I Don't know I don't know.

18:36.23 tduval18 Well that dude embarrass the shit out of her so many times like nah like I get it. That's her kid's grandmother but like you don't have to be there to help him. You don't she's just a good person and way better than me because no. I don't know I haven't heard anything more about it because it was like sudden like she had like I think it was a cardiac arrest speaking of we talked about weisa Marie Presley last week's episode and she died the next day I felt really bad.

18:51.63 Ashley Wait what is it Disney plus who with what Chris Hemsworth no yeah I knew who that is.

19:10.54 tduval18 It's really sad and speaking.

19:10.76 Ashley Then 14 he he did mother went off.

19:19.23 tduval18 She was just at the golden globes two days before with all Butler talking about Elvis ah, and then someone shared a clip of the rehearsal of um Miley and dolly singing like I will always love you. Um, because famously that is.

19:33.11 Ashley What the actual fuck that is awful.

19:34.81 tduval18 Dolly song I know everyone knows that it's Whitney, but like it was dolly song and Miley was crying and they were like she's probably thinking that this might want to be like be 1 of the last times because dolly's getting older. That's her grandmother but she's getting older and then I was like well that's fucking sad I was like Thanks. Thanks internet I was doing good I didn't need that if look I didn't need that. Dolly she looks great. She's fucking I love dolly bar. She is so unproblematic and she's just sweet and I love her.

19:49.45 Ashley Good. She has straw by or Hugh. Ah.

20:03.00 Ashley How are you going to eat a wholeass jar or strawberry jam.

20:08.61 tduval18 Like you can't tell me nothing Dolly Parton is a gem. She's one of the last gems we got.

20:17.32 Ashley Um.

20:25.15 tduval18 Well I don't know why I didn't think she was 77 that good for her. We should do one of our music episodes on Dolly Parton I do a deep dive with Dolly Parton I know that she.

20:32.16 Ashley Um, that isn't thing.

20:44.20 tduval18 She's not a real blonde like it's a wig or hers is a wig because her husband doesn't want to so it's she's famously said her husband doesn't want to be in the limelight mind you this woman's been married for like 52 years yeah

20:50.72 Ashley Oh my God that was real was that Jay Z What the fuck tell me about that tell me about that.

21:01.95 tduval18 I've never seen a photo of this man I've never seen her husband but because he one video in fifty something years but the whole.

21:19.59 Ashley How.

21:23.52 tduval18 I love that you did her little country voice. But yeah, so when she's in her hometown she doesn't wear her wig. That's also part of the reason where Hannah Montana came from like when they were creating it was because that's dolly and that's her godmother. Yeah and that cool.

21:24.63 Ashley Really like how like why the fuck what the fuck that's insane that is insane to me.

21:37.54 Ashley Ah, you are not even cute like who sit down. No no like he is an asshole he deserves it.

21:43.51 tduval18 We love a good like story. Ah did you do do But what else do you have for this week I feel like we just went on a whole tangent I went on a whole tangent. Not we I Um for it.

21:59.94 Ashley That's insane.

22:10.30 tduval18 We love a cute little fuck. You fuck you fuck you like.

22:13.88 Ashley Oh my God I Only know about that because comedians were talking about it.

22:21.97 tduval18 You know what? let me say it again. Fuck you I forgot that you're going that and he's not he didn't come over here and wasn't coming over here and that's bullshit that's bullshit I want to meet Tyler Posey

22:26.25 Ashley Ah, good old shenaia.

22:37.98 Ashley Who by who I don't know what is.

22:40.17 tduval18 Facetime me and be like and so we could be like he could be like your name's Tyler and I'm like yeah your name's Tyler and like we can just have like a tyler moment that's god damn it really upset about this. Oh.

22:52.77 Ashley Oh yeah, but doesn't she still keep going back to that man or she not.

22:54.74 tduval18 So you know this story but our listeners don't know this story about how I had an emotional breakdown on Saturday it was great. Um, so some background Jake and I had went out with some friends we left probably like four four o'clock four thirty we we come home. We get home relatively early. 8 late for me but like you know early in the scheme of things. It's a Saturday night. You know people are wild and my my baby my older cat kovu is gone. We are searching the house all the cabinets all the drawers. Everything I call Ashley like.

23:16.81 Ashley Um, I'll send you a card sorry for your loss my condolences. No yeah.

23:31.85 Ashley Oh yeah, that's true did the kids get was our funeral. Did they go.

23:31.99 tduval18 Where would a cat hide what if she's sick where would she go searching everywhere I'm crying I go outside I'm walking around the house can't find her go back in Jake goes outside like looking everywhere all upset I have my cousin I was like hey I'm pretty sure you're on the Facebook group that for my neighborhood can you post this ask but like losing my goddamn mind.

23:41.23 Ashley I it I fucking know Kevin told me that is really crazy and and a heart attack. That's not.

23:51.71 tduval18 I'm like let me go back outside with her treats and like I walk up the street and I had turned around and I was coming back and here her little ass comes running and all happy. We don't know when she got out on our ring doorbell week. We have no idea when she got out. We can't figure it out where thinking she was out for 4 hours who fucking knows.

23:57.82 Ashley It's crazy how like pops up because like when't this Kevin told me that she was just recording something or she was doing something. That's what it was yes, that's crazy.

24:10.62 tduval18 But she is now aired. No no, we take it out through the front. No, we take it out through the front. So needless to say she's air tagged now.

24:29.53 Ashley Yeah.

24:30.11 tduval18 Um, she had a great time apparently I did not have a great time ten ten. Wow would not recommend.

24:38.36 Ashley She looks like she's getting her old. Okay though.

24:43.67 tduval18 I mean I I did let me tell you I checked that the other day but you know what pissed her off even more and I sent you a picture of her as her fucking new collar that has her air tag has a fucking bell so I hear a little ass going around the house. So punish freaking Loki doesn't but he's about to get 1 but Loki was pissed. She was running around. He kept following her because he didn't like the sound of the bow.

25:04.33 Ashley Gri she is old 77 na

25:17.34 tduval18 So don't let that scared little man tell you nothing you know how we have the cubby holes in our bedroom when we were looking for Kov loki somehow Grew balls and went in the Cubby Hole Jake had to like chase him out of it.

25:19.33 Ashley I That'll be cool because I don't really know shit about her like I know who is I know dolly like everybody knows she is but like I don't know her know her. You know most of them you know most of them aren't.

25:31.20 tduval18 And now since then he has been in the middle of the night deciding to slam his paw against the door trying to get the little cubbyhole open.

25:36.61 Ashley I Can tell.

25:42.40 tduval18 I'll send you a video because it's insane like you know how he is insane.

25:48.15 Ashley There with the video. No. No no I've seen I've seen him I Also don't really see many videos of her So like it's not I'm not the one to say anything but I did see a video because they were walking and she's again. My husband. They were celebrating something.

26:22.62 Ashley That's cute that is really cute I know that.

26:43.15 Ashley I wish I I wish I did like I don't really have nothing. She just does the same thing I mean I'm going to San Diego tomorrow so maybe next week I'll have like a cute little story on how I met Tyler Posey and feme and they invited me out for. Drink and we listen now and and and ain't appetizers like maybe I'll have that story but like.

27:06.74 tduval18 That is why.

27:18.22 Ashley I mean when we all go to get appetizers at Applebee's I'll I'll be on you all Facetime you.

27:20.61 tduval18 I don't I don't football. Um you know, but my new favorite thing is when they mic up the football players and so I guess it's like a new thing where sports are miking up their players and then using it for like Tiktok or social media content. So you can hear. And it's so fucking funny like it is so I'll have to send you one of the videos like I literally spent the other night watching multiple. Yeah, that's them actually. No, that's that's the football players and the baseball players talking and it's like my new favorite fucking thing to watch the other night I watched I don't even know how many videos because it was just cracking me up the one so you know how they all run out and begin the game and they're like pipeping the crowd up as they run out. He literally was just like ah but.

28:12.36 tduval18 Right? And it but set's it's yes, yes, no, it's their mics on them and they even talk about it. The one who was like I'm micd Up. Don't don't say anything crazy I'm miked up like they're they're actually micd up. For it.

28:34.87 tduval18 Is such a good time.

28:42.34 tduval18 I mean it made me laugh I I enjoyed it thoroughly and was watching lots of lots of videos of it. Useful.

28:53.93 Ashley Or maybe you still clicked out the back did you all like go out into the back like to do you take the trash out through the back way like there's no way you you or Jake nobody goes out on the back.

28:58.91 tduval18 My baby. He's fine. He's an angel justice for Allan.

29:22.60 tduval18 It's everywhere.

29:25.30 Ashley Well I'm glad you have a tag owner. So now when you're out, you can just randomly check her location.

29:46.56 Ashley Oh dilar has a bell on hers.

29:52.23 tduval18 That you.

30:01.20 Ashley Ah, he's a scared little man.

30:01.28 tduval18 Okay, what the fuck so I don't know if you've heard of a plate. Well you probably did because it's I think it's a California thing the crumble cookie. Yeah ok.

30:19.42 tduval18 I Really wish you would remember that you were on a microphone because that just blew my fucking ears out. Thank you Thank you? It's so much. Um, so supposedly.

30:22.56 Ashley Oh my God Ah when he wants it he wanted he he knows what he wants.

30:31.26 Ashley Oh my god speaking of insane totally totally off subject I I'm I'm not a football girl like I I never watch football. But if it's on Kevin has it on like oh I'm not into it but I watch it.

30:35.76 tduval18 There is a crumble in Rockville so I was like I want to go because I keep seeing their fucking cookies and I want to try? Um so I pulls up the one that says it's in Rockville and the hours say Monday through Friday close Monday through Saturday closed.

30:51.36 Ashley Bitch fucking last week. There was a play that that I thought was insane. So Kevin's friend was over we I don't remember how far away we were like two yards away from the touchdown fucking area. Whatever and.

30:55.30 tduval18 Now What kind of shit is that.

31:02.90 tduval18 I want that pink one they're like famous like that I want it I'm gonna get it. You know why do I have a reason to drive to rock but to owen smells I don't but I'll fucking drive to Owen's mills and I wonder.

31:10.19 Ashley 1 of I don't know where like what happened all I know is that one of the ravens dudes was was trying to jump over into the touchdown zone. You know like a fish out of water like he just like tried to jump over the fucking crowd. It looked like well this.

31:20.30 tduval18 There's a barnes and nobles and knowing smells because then they would be like worth it right? Like if crumble isn't no, there's not we don't have 1 right now.

31:28.53 Ashley Ball I I don't know is it a fumble I don't know anyway, the ball flew out of the miss man's hands when in the air. Um, another motherfucker from Cincinnati who we were playing grabbed it.

31:33.37 tduval18 We don't have 1 right now. That's what I'm going with and I'm mad about it. Oh there is okay okay I'm I'm probably goingnna make that trip I'm Goingnna do it all on 1 make that trip I don't know when I'm gonna do it but I'm go do it because.

31:43.54 Ashley And ran it from 1 end of the field to the fucking other side and scored a touchdown and took our time we were two yards away that he was insane.

31:51.92 tduval18 Owing's mills ibbing's mills is like twelve miles from me. That's not a far drive at all.

31:57.18 Ashley I I was I was even like what the what in the actual fuck that was the most insane play I've ever seen in my life like crazy.

32:02.12 tduval18 Columbia.

32:10.58 tduval18 Respectfully so but yeah I just want to try it because now I've been influenced. You know I keep seeing these fucking influencers with them and I'm like I want to I want to try these cookies. It's just like when I go to see you and I'm like I've been influenced I want to go to fucking in and out. I know I genuinely do like an I know though like for real food I don't like their fries but I do like their burverse but it doesn't Kevin like their fries because he is he is weird I normally don't agree with you but he is weird. That's a weird thing.

32:29.70 Ashley Ah, that's real like I've heard I've seen him but I thought people were just doing voiceovers because it's funny.

32:40.49 Ashley Get me.

32:45.95 tduval18 Yeah, clear out my sciences. Jesus do not no my no no bumps here I want to be homemade. You know what.

32:51.12 Ashley The.

33:00.10 Ashley That is not real that is that's a thousand percent real like they put the mic on them that that ah to me does just look like a voiceover.

33:02.70 tduval18 But I want to make maybe I'll make them this weekend I want to make homemade brownies. Let me look on Pinterest see like a recipe I could do that.

33:16.98 Ashley Wow.

33:20.92 tduval18 What kind of cookies lava.

33:22.92 Ashley That is a good time I should look into that because it sounds funny.

33:34.18 tduval18 Oh I could do this I have all of these and dude I'm doing this tomorrow I literally have all of these ingredients. No no.

33:36.20 Ashley So I guess um at work. Um, no, that was Alan running the fuck off of the couch because he heard a sound outside.

33:48.42 tduval18 Because I do I have cocoa powder I like I wouldit have all of this like I don't know why I've never thought of making my own homemade brownies. But now I'm going to so watch out world. She just gonna oh my God That's perfect.

33:49.97 Ashley Um, so I'm the I'm the plug at work now. So in yuma, there's I don't know if it's everywhere. But I know like particularly in yuma, there's a shortage on children's liquid tylenol.

34:04.53 tduval18 And I'm picking up the girls tomorrow and they're spending the night I can make brownies with them probably not but whatever I like brownies. It's not about them I like brownies they're going to their first ever school dance.

34:05.00 Ashley Like it's hard to it's hard to get I was it everywhere. Oh well. Anyway, they had it. They had a bunch in here in El Centro at the Walmart when I went and I texted my coworker because she talks about it all the time she's like oh yeah, like my daughter's sick like. Try to find something anyway. So I saw and I send a picture I was like you were do you want? Do you want one of these and she's like oh my god yes, please thank you and then and one of my other co-workers found out. They're like what the fuck you you got one and I was like yeah they're like yo can you bring me one to I was like my god am I the plug mother plug now.

34:25.76 tduval18 I don't know because this is elementary school but but.

34:35.73 tduval18 They're not middle school yet. Don't don't put that on me. Um, but yeah I was like oh Wow they're they're going to a school dance like wild and yes I can only imagine how kids dance now because like we had no business out here fucking sweat flinging back breaking our backs.

34:41.63 Ashley Like so now I need to go back and get a couple more boxes. What happened.

34:53.48 tduval18 No wonder No wonder we have bad knees now in our thirty s because we out here doing the ying Yang twins to the window to the wall and then getting down sweat dropping down our balls. We had no business. No ma'am and it it. We had You cannot say know.

34:58.20 Ashley Um, yes I think it's it Allen I think it's in Arizona too.

35:08.37 Ashley Are you wearing? Oh yeah, my bed. What called the cat.

35:11.81 tduval18 You go down low I can't anymore I can go down kind of low before but now I'm like if I get down low. She shein't coming back up like if she gets she't coming back up but no like dancing that. Or like nice and easy by Usher. We should not have been dancing to that like we've talked about this before but the older I get sometimes I listen to songs and I was like well fuck was I Why was I singing this.

35:30.58 Ashley Um, oh.

35:41.26 Ashley Their cookies are bomb I do concur they are huge and they're so rich, snickered me with my favorite.

35:48.17 tduval18 Well have you've heard the Sam Smith song unholy right I get super popular.

35:59.44 tduval18 Well you know leila my niece she sings like she loves singing. Ah she sings whatever my girl was lacy was humming it and we were in the car and she's like I don't even know the lyrics to that. But.

36:00.39 Ashley Crumble. Ah, that is a reason to go.

36:07.57 Ashley That there is one of those everywhere I'm talking about Barnes and nobles. You don't have it well, it's under construction but like you guys have one.

36:13.15 tduval18 It gets stuck in my head and I was like Leila. Do you know the lyrics to it and she's like yeah so man this is the lyric. It's mommy. Don't know Daddy's getting hot at the body shop doing something unholy and it gets worse. And so she sung it and lacy's like I didn't know that those were I was like yeah, that's why I was surprised when she started humming it and you're humming it with her that you didn't realize like not the best song probably not.

36:30.92 Ashley It's only it is an hour fully an hour drive in it or how far away is it where where's always mills. Yeah, ah, where am I thinking where was your wedding.

36:46.99 Ashley Okay, see I'm thinking of Columbia.

36:51.13 tduval18 I mean I started knowing the meaning behind lyrics in sixth grade and seventh grade and I will never forget and I think we've talked about this that I was pissed off at my mom so I made her fucking ringtone home by three days Grace and I really thought I was doing something with that I was making a fucking state.

37:02.61 Ashley Um.

37:08.96 tduval18 I was like I mean or I played like simple plan perfect and feel like I was like me that was like I'm making a statement it.

37:10.90 Ashley No I didn't mean their burgers are good I like them too. Yeah, because he's weird. Weird fellow sometimes Jeez felt like he took a big old but hit hit of a bump hung long.

37:26.10 tduval18 Um, that actually is a really good statement.

37:36.24 tduval18 Um, but it's what attached to you for it.

37:41.27 tduval18 Because I'm pretty sure home was like a relationship like it was it. It had nothing to do with like a parent like it was not a parent child and then if I was feeling real I see I would make it just like you by three days grace do you remember that song.

37:42.33 Ashley Getting crazy below you.

37:49.56 Ashley Who Cassandra made cookies the other day and they were brought like fresh out of the oven still warm and soft and gooey Yang. It was so good.

38:00.36 tduval18 Same I was go throughout the day I was like three days Grace baking breaking benjamin armor for sleep because I've been I think I said it on here I've been going through trying to delete songs that I don't listen to and then I the problem is is I start I got I haven't even finished the a's because I started listening to the artist I was like oh I haven't.

38:09.42 Ashley Just a chocolate chip just like you're good old and old American chocolate chip. Is bomb.

38:19.74 tduval18 Listen this so long time let me listen to this now.

38:29.12 Ashley I Literally have all these ingredients.

38:29.62 tduval18 No I'm still in the Ace. No not even close because what happened was so I started listening to the Academy is and so then I was just listening to the Academy is for a while. Um.

38:42.92 Ashley There She goes.

38:45.89 tduval18 I did get down to Alanis more set so that was good that was good I got action I I have a lot of artists in red. Oh my God I've even got to avenge sevenfold too. You know that's gonna take like some fucking time because.

38:52.15 Ashley Do they like brownies but you like brownies right? I With the say you like.

39:03.53 tduval18 And sevenfold fucking Avveril Levine like I have a little lot of shit in here.

39:04.68 Ashley Oh they about to get down. Ah ah you remember our school dances in the do they still have him in the cafeteria or in the um oh so Iss Probably in the gymnase are they go to? Ok yeah, never mind.

39:15.20 tduval18 Oh I have both of her actually all 3 of her albums that had come out anything prior two thousand and night I have all of them because that was her first album that was let it go then? um the second one where she had the dark extensions but I can't I think.

39:31.74 tduval18 I can't remember what the name of that one and then I had the third one where she had the pink extensions ahead that hey hey you you I don't like.

39:35.52 Ashley Yes, the fuck we did.

39:39.45 tduval18 Yeah, yeah, the the good album there. So yeah I got I got a ways to go. There's like and then the problem is is I'm like oh well I'll probably start listening to this again and like in reality I'm probably not going to listen. That's all yeah I'm like not her. But.

39:49.33 Ashley No, what was that one um went know know the chaha side at the end like how Loki you go and it's like oh my god I can't go I kick down that low.

40:02.79 Ashley No never could I ever.

40:12.80 tduval18 Yeah I because that guy I feel like 2009 that got so overplayed like so played that there are certain songs that I do notice that where it's like if it got too much overexposure I can like listen to it but it's like only once like that's that month.

40:25.23 Ashley I don't I mean because it was a good time and it's even it's even funnier now when you're like listening to the lyrics and you're like hold the fuck up. What.

40:32.53 tduval18 That's all I'm listened to like I can't listen to it again 1 time that month and that's it. There's like a whole album of a eventual sevenfold that's like 1 of their newer ones that I don't listen to.

40:41.52 Ashley I'm sure if I heard it yes but that's not ring in a bill.

40:42.97 tduval18 No offense that like you know I love a ven full but I'm like I have I'm a sucker for certain albums and so I'm like I don't know why I still have this one here because I don't ever listen to these songs when they come on you hit.

40:49.46 Ashley Ah.

40:59.69 tduval18 Yeah, I'm getting better at doing that and updated them because there are certain ones where I'm just like this is not for me. It's just sir. So but let me tell you the second sees the day by events 7 fold comes on I'm missinging that whole shit with my whole chest I'm going to be screaming it.

41:09.52 Ashley Oh.

41:18.12 tduval18 And then when it gets to sinister gates little guitar thing I'm gonna be like fuck it up sinister every time just like every single time I hear fucking kids from yesterday by Myica now literally at the end when it does a little bass thing I'm like fuck it up Mikey like this is your moment good old Michael James white

41:24.12 Ashley I Mean those were the days when you're so youthful and you just like you're just like listening to the music because you like really do like it. Yeah, you know the lyrics but it's like you don't know the meaning behind it. You're just vibin that.

41:37.71 tduval18 I'm still saying my chemical romance if you guys listen to us because you know you're in Jersey we're in Maryland slash California um, we need that new album. Thank you, thank you like Frank I'm real proud of you that ls students is going on tour next year and all which is cool. It's great but I need more money. Ken.

41:49.20 Ashley Yeah I did that too.

41:56.67 tduval18 So make it happen please and don't make us a fucking 20 minute video that is just brought.

42:01.37 Ashley Yeah, well I thought I was making it a fucking statement when I had Granny's wing tone from iron mated run to the Hills just because like I don't know I just figured when she calls when I'm going to run away I think um I think that's like.

42:13.44 tduval18 As excited as I was and I watched the shit out of that That was so unnecessary for them to do that. That was really like that was that was mean that was kind of mean a little bit and even the beginning of the show I didn't realize how long that they were going to have foundations fucking static just play.

42:16.97 Ashley Ah, political song like it has nothing to do at all I'm pretty yeah but it's just funny like well how I had it.

42:32.53 tduval18 And I was like I feel like you're making me anxious because I'm like yes they're about to come out and then it's like no ten more minutes of static and I'm like okay they're coming out now. It's like no look I was like where are they.

42:42.60 Ashley Yeah I do I have that albe.

42:46.17 tduval18 Where are yeah oh we talked about that too. You're seeing fucking blink this year like you're that bitch.

43:01.10 tduval18 That's that's fucking a feat like that's exciting like you better take lots of pictures.

43:08.26 Ashley So how's it going. Are you like almost through it or yeah but I mean like are you almost through the a's.

43:08.84 tduval18 You said I hope so. But it don't speak that negative s energy out there. Don't put that out there. We put positive energy out there this year we're manifesting good Shit. We're gonna have a good day. Go ahead of a good day and I Map sorry.

43:20.62 Ashley I Mean you know it's its it's.

43:32.48 tduval18 Where were you going be a grand day. Don't care what body has say that's good. Well you know it when someone says first things First what what goes to your head.

43:37.10 Ashley That may soon comment your mother.

43:52.00 tduval18 Like what do you start saying.

43:55.56 Ashley I think I have a couple songs from her 1

44:03.10 tduval18 No, no, no like when you hear someone say first things first. What do you? What do you go to is there. Oh I go to nickki minaj the first things first I eat your brains then I will start walking gold teeth and chain because that's what you've never okay, whatever.

44:20.76 Ashley Oh where she got like a little girly.

44:22.65 tduval18 Monster. You sure about that.

44:32.44 tduval18 What about when someone says stop? What's the first song of Pop Q very much and be somebody with a human see I go in a few different directions. So there's that and then I do stop.

44:40.92 Ashley Honestly there what is crazy like I I mean I'm I should do the same thing because it's like I have so much stuff that I just skip like I never.

44:48.62 tduval18 Collaborate and listen isis back with the brand new like my brain just out. Um.

44:50.46 Ashley I Never listen to it. There's one song that comes up all the time I don't hate it I like the song I Just don't ever want to listen to it. It's fucking lady Gaga Poker face Always skip it.

45:08.20 tduval18 And yes, yes, and but.

45:22.19 tduval18 Like ice is back with a brand new. Oh.

45:35.25 tduval18 I Don't know I was actually talking about like um, why was that to say ice tea. She says vanilla ice like that song for it. Thank you very much now I Want to listen to that God Damn it.

45:36.90 Ashley If it's if there's like an album that I like I think I'll only well like an album like that I think I'll only put certain songs on my playlist like I won't put the whole album.

45:52.56 tduval18 Hey, you ah, will tell me why I was at my friend's daughter soccer game the other day and I was like oh she should watch bendit like Beckham and then I was thinking about I was like well I don't know that kind of is more like a love story but like the soccer's involved and I was like well that that Amanda binds movie like she's all that and I was like no that actually. Has nothing like they play soccer but like that has nothing to do with soccer for real for real that was a good movie though where she's like dressing up as a guy and it's not a soccing.

46:15.14 Ashley Fuck it. Oh look it up and hey.

46:29.70 tduval18 Okay I don't know how you have it but you know it's okay, you'll get there one day. Yep I still have a picture. It's literally in the picture book. My mom gave me I'll send it to you.

46:29.60 Ashley Right? Like Asa.

46:47.93 tduval18 Like I like there's an actual picture of me doing I don't know what what the fuck with my face. But yes, like it's not good. It's not good I was a little like Wow that's where I got the pictures of my um.

46:54.30 Ashley Ah, right? yeah.

47:05.59 Ashley Know what bit mean.

47:05.72 tduval18 And graduation pitch back that I posted other day on snapchat my fucking Ipod I thought I you could not tell me nothing in that picture with my little fucking Ipod done I'm pretty sure my parents still have my idpod. Like look at my ipod.

47:29.88 Ashley Where are they.

47:30.91 tduval18 Like for me back then it was but I still love my old moccasins with my fucking. What do you call it? Jean Skirt Jean Skirt leg its underneath like it was a whole thing.

47:40.88 Ashley Um, is in June floor.

47:50.80 tduval18 I Mean we have a good time we we we were wild. That's I was walking home from something other day that's in my neighborhood and my friend was like are you sure you want to walk home and I was like dead ass I've walked in sorry Mom If you're listening walked way later at night than this.

47:50.61 Ashley I Hope so. You never know like my son can have it on my phone I I don't know so like I hope I take lovely this.

48:09.11 Ashley Judge it.

48:10.80 tduval18 In way dangerous like so way worse spots than this like I'm good.

48:15.40 Ashley Yeah, that's not where I was going like today is gonna be a good day. Don't care what any not only you know we're doing cooking and you've put on mine.

48:26.10 tduval18 Now I always say I'm gonna get kidnapped but I have my mace I'm good. Um, but to that point I Really do sometimes like I've been seeing these tiktoks where people are like.

48:37.65 tduval18 Washing their they like they put like a song with it and they're like in the middle of washing my dishes and then I think about that time that I used to go out at 3 a m get blacked out drunk walkcom don't know where I was at and then wake up for work at 6 am and happy have a smile on my face and now I get anxiety having to go to the store I'm like fucking facts.

48:39.31 Ashley First things first I always like like um when you're like first of all bitch are your time like when you're starting off a sentence.

48:53.42 Ashley I Literally don't know.

48:57.19 tduval18 Like and to be fair I was more of a worry work because you all were fucking wild.

48:59.85 Ashley No I don't think I've heard of that song. Oh that song I do know that song I mean not the not the lyrics.

49:07.55 tduval18 No, because then someone would have ended up dead. Ah no because if Courtney Anderson's listen to this. She texted me putting her on the putting her government on blast she texted me not that long ago and she was like for real I do appreciate how much you looked out for us as teenagers because we probably would have been dead. So.

49:16.89 Ashley But like I know the song. Stop right? now. Thank you very much need somebody with it.

49:26.26 tduval18 Thank you very much saved your life. You're welcome. Exactly ma'am and I also didn't text. People's parents or call people's parents when I was lost so then they thought I couldn't drive around with them anymore because they got lost all the time Ashley your biggest fan Donna Hart always

49:36.92 Ashley Oh are you? You're talking about like the simple plan one because that's what I think because I know so in um, ah, who is it. It's not a package for you. It was um. You know how like back in like the early two thousand s like it was super popular for bands to do like their documentary that that they would release on Dvd Hippo plan had 1 and pierre on one of the parts he he said that he's like stop.

49:51.56 tduval18 Always after you called her. She's like Ashley gets lost at places motherfuck.

50:01.88 tduval18 I mean it didn't deter her from loving you. She's still your biggest fan but she like I'm like yeah me go somewhere with Ashley like back in the day and she'd be like are you sure you're not going to get lost bitch.

50:06.62 Ashley Cooper and listen it's like no no I think he said like sim is back like simple like with the brand vocals and it was like him in the photo or him in the in the studio. So I always think of that.

50:20.30 tduval18 No I'm not going to get lost right? No, she knew that and said help so as she didn't come and clutch for all.

50:34.23 Ashley Show watch the movie.

50:37.27 tduval18 Not me because I already expand my way. Yeah I always my way with that. But it I like ah ah this is not for me. Oh my god I want to make so I saw the studio this will be the last thing I say before we get off where someone turned like you know the closet I have in my room that's like. Not really a closet like it's a half closet take thing someone turned one of that into like a little library with like a little recline or chair and a light to where they could just read and there and why am I over here like maybe I should do that and then I saw.

51:03.19 Ashley I Don't think I've seen it. No I saw I know I know the movie but I'm like I've seen it.

51:12.93 tduval18 Oh wait, No cause then you know I liked one video so all these things come up. Someone had a she shed had electricity and was a fucking library. It was like their own little library.

51:19.86 Ashley Do you remember when you and Sam dressed up as emo boys for halloween.

51:30.55 Ashley Well.

51:30.92 tduval18 Up. So.

51:36.82 tduval18 Well now I feel like I want a she shed where I can have my books and have my little like library.

51:37.20 Ashley That.

51:50.50 tduval18 That's what I would I feel like they probably have to get a certain thing that will like protect the books like you'd have to like get it reinforced and almost make it like its own little mini house to protect them or get one of those things like Joe and you that preserves the books just was lucky. Lucky.

51:52.82 Ashley Oh what's right.

52:04.36 Ashley I Love I Love when you're holding it up to like right next to your face like you really were like like it was a phone you're like oh yeah, I'm just gonna hold it up.

52:08.58 tduval18 That's coming back this year that you hear the bell do you hear that bow that's comebo a little less. Yep no, that's code do lowki what's wrong with you baba. Okay.

52:21.67 Ashley Oh yeah, definitely that was the vibe. That was the whole thing.

52:27.75 tduval18 Guyathhen know he's just like laying hold on on the center picture of him and he's not like responding to me. He's breathing so we don't have to worry about that. But.

52:33.18 Ashley Good times.

52:43.99 tduval18 I'm sending you picture before we wrap.

52:49.93 tduval18 I just said you a picture like that's just what he's doing all right guys so it has been real. Thank you for dealing with our technical difficulties. Um, we'll be back next week if Ashley meets Tyler Posey she won't be back because I'm not gonna talk to her anymore.

52:57.10 Ashley I am also so but I am surprised that you actually did it because you're a worry wart. So I'm surprised you weren't like yo. Can you drive me back because like I'm gonna get kidnapped or something.

53:07.37 tduval18 Um, but we'll catch you on the flip side by e.

53:39.35 Ashley Those were the days those were the days. And see well you had to just join In. We are no, you know it know will you.

54:15.89 Ashley Yeah.

54:40.30 Ashley Well, this was also before Gps is is and this is not that was not a good time for me.

54:55.81 Ashley Um, and I love that and I love that for me.

55:04.80 Ashley That's what you're here for. We're gonna call you like Danna this is where we're at where to fuck am I supposed to go.

55:20.44 Ashley Alive.

55:39.67 Ashley Who.

55:45.76 Ashley All That's q.

55:53.95 Ashley You should know what to do.

56:05.70 Ashley Oh I love you? Um, my um, the fucking the girls from the office how they have their podcasts. Um Angela has a she shed. And her house and she talked about it.

56:27.77 Ashley Um, I would kind of love that but would like the Hum Humanity fuck up the books.

56:38.27 Ashley Great.

56:49.44 Ashley I'll write when right right right? I'll leave. Oh.

56:57.45 Ashley Yes I do it's like Jingle bells.

57:07.79 Ashley But bubba bubba pickle clayon.

57:24.77 Ashley He just children the um Swo lamb call him.

57:56.65 Ashley By.