Setting the Bar: That's Not A Fart In Your Tummy

If you can manage to make it through the day without going to the doctor for a flatulence problem and finding out you have a 59 FOOT tapeworm inside you… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9397203/Thai-man-excretes-59-FOOT-tapeworm-doctors-visit-extreme-flatulence.html