Setting the Bar: Police Will Not Shovel Your Street

We should preface this by saying, no one died. OK... If you can manage to make it through the day without reporting a murder that didn’t happen to get police to shovel your street… you’re doing OK.

Source: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ukraine-man-invents-murder-to-get-snow-cleared/ar-BB1dHFvA?li=BBnbcA1