A CANVAS OF VEGAN SHITE

With no guests on this week's episode, the podcasters are left scratching their heads with the realisation that embracing solitude is the "new norm". They discuss whether Wire were a second row forward short in their quest for the 93-94 Championship, before Dennis takes an in-depth look at the Halifax team and completely misses the point - along with managing to exceed this month's expletive quota. Jonathan Davies hangs the podcast out to dry, which leads to a jealous Rob attacking Dave Woods - but will the BBC have the last laugh and claim the Twitter vote? A weight of evidence indicates that the players’ group is not unique in possessing the neurological substrates that generate consciousness. And which Wolves player would make the perfect mental and physical candidate for The Krypton Factor?  But as all these lockdown emotions take hold, Sam's Scrupulosity disorder flares up again, and with the suggestion of relieving his anxiety through the medium of art, it amounts to nothing more than a selection of pathetic felt-tip pens on a canvas of vegan shite.