CARRY ON UP THE CHARNLEY

Rugby League seems obsessed with 1% extra this week, but do the figures add up? And what calculation is really required if Barbara Windsor from Carry on Camping is to achieve a DD? Sam receives a letter of complaint about his "anything goes in the bar" comment, Dennis discovers there's more to Tony Smith's empire than coaching after Madame Boyd barks her orders, and did Rob find more than he bargained for while packing his suitcase for the family holiday? Oh, and young Callum meets his Wire hero when he interviews Josh Charnley.