Season 5 Episode 1 – “Spornsored” by Pornhub

Fanfics read: 69 hues of Disney the ballad of Gaston and the Kid from Iron Giant (by FlippantTriggering) A Healthy Student-Teacher Relationship (by Jlargent) The Most Men’s Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made (by Carliro) The Play (by DemiraWithers)

Readers: Stevo, David, Logan, Val, Shawn

We’re BAAAAAAAAAACK!

Season 5 gets started off “right”. Which is to say, very, very wrong. We take on a story we can’t finish! Not because it is incomplete, but because it’s such an awful experience and we actually can’t bear continuing it. It’s horrible. Awful. Disgusting. All the bad words. To quote one listener verbatim: “I expected the sexism, but the racism was a surprise.” The nightmare in question is “The Most Men’s Rights Activist Fanfic Ever Made” written by notoriously material-banned author Eogrus under an alternate account.

We get through one lap of readers before calling it quits and moving on to more familiar, safe territory: Harry Potter fanfic (“The Play” by DemiraWithers)… Except this is an alternate world where Voldemort is basically Harry’s impromptu father/teacher/etc and then there’s wangs out. Finally, we wrap up with some futa in “A Healthy Student/Teacher Relationship” by Jlargent. It’ll make you wonder if the pills you’ve been taking your whole life are to prevent some form of new genitalia erupting from your nether-regions.

Good to be back, folks!

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