The Ancient Rights (Organization of Pretentious Cartographers)

Jad and Sara heat up a piece of metal with the letters "OPC" on it and scalds Pats balls so as to leave a mark. We here at the Apocal-Cast don't make the rules we just enforce them. Tom's hates short people. How democracy was restored. "The Committee to Build a Giant Fucking Triangle, Except in Three Dimensions." Squid! Jad pleads guilty to squid crime.