Extra! Extra! - Episode 13
As will quickly become apparent, this happens to be the 'pop culture' special of Extra! Extra! as the girls tackle the biggest news stories of the week with frequent reference to sitcoms, action movies, and 80s music (honestly, no one has talked this much about Jason Donovan in over 20 years).
In addition to that, there's discussion (a term used very loosely here) on Arkady Babchenko's fake assassination, updates to MI5's privacy policy, Judy Perkins's decision to circumnavigate Florida, and the truth behind one man's death in Pompeii.
But mainly it's Jason Donovan - thus highlighting why you should never listen to music in the studio before recording a show.
This is the news like you've never heard it before. Believe me.
Missed out on last week's show and want to know how Ella and Rebecca coped without Abi's guiding hand (presumably she was off doing spy work in Eastern Europe instead)? Catch up right here: