Shanon's Online Dating Headlines

Shanon is single...again. She's been OK with it, but after she walked into a closed door in her apartment the other night, she decided that it's maybe time to find her soulmate. Someone to hold ice on her busted lip while she goes back to sleep. Online dating is so popular now. Should she give it a try? Are any of these profile headlines good enough to use? We need your help, Kiddnation.