HEROIN CHEESE

May 24, 2017, 05:07 AM

DISCLAIMER: THESE IDIOTS ARE NOT DOCTORS OR NUTRITIONISTS AND YOU SHOULD FOR SURE DO THE OPPOSITE OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING THEY DO. WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE FUN STUFF. Summer’s almost here so you know what that means… terrible crash diet advice from people that don’t know what they’re talking about and Jammerz is getting in on that market!!! In anticipation of their impending fame (and subsequent invites to exclusive rooftop pools, duh) the trio cuts sugar out of their diets for an entire week in an effort to jump start their metabolism while educating the masses and laying out an easy-to-follow meal plan! Join them on their exciting journey of nutritional label reading, low blood sugar anger flare-ups AND learning how to survive in the woods when your significant other kicks your ass out of the house. PLUS Megan (@handsomepartybutt) schools the east coasters on the latest douchey L.A. food trends in between waxing poetic about her love of bread and cheese, we learn the secrets behind Wendi’s (@wendistarling) favorite egg recipe and the REAL reason Stephen (@thepenta) moved to New York f*cking City bay-beeee! Will they stick with their newly ‘clean’ diets or immediately shovel the nearest refined sugar into their faces? Has Stephen been allowed back into his apartment? Most importantly, can the trio figure out how to fix the recording equipment that fails at the end of the episode?!? www.jammerzpod.com jammerzpod@gmail.com @jammerzpod This week's end of episode jam is "I Can't Quit You Baby" - Willie Dixon