JAMSESH: Mitness Witness

After becoming masters of time management, the Jammerz crew shells out tips on how to trick yourself into becoming a little more productive every single day! And because of their newly discovered efficiency, they left plenty of time to spill their centuries-old beauty secrets AND go into detail about the proper application of pigeon shit and virgin blood to ensure you keep a terrifyingly youthful glow. Megan (@handsomepartybutt) teaches us how to objectify men in a cool way, Wendi (@Wendibird82) tells you how to tell if your crush likes you back AND Stephen (@thepenta) shares his foolproof flirting strategy. ALSO, how can you tell the difference between a lesion and good ol’ fashioned skin party? What in the hell is a Mitness Witness? Will Stephen ever comprehend the concept of a city vs. a state?!? Just when you think they’ve gone too far off the rails, the Jammerz miraculously save enough time to answer a listener email!! Not only do they give phenomenal advice, they also go into great detail about what is probably an inaccurate description of the history of the city of Copenhagen, take a hard stance on cannibalism PLUS, the trio lays the groundwork for their dream cult city of Jammerz, Montana. All this and MORE insanity in under an hour!!! This is the ultimate crash course in time management. So inspiring that I only took TWO breaks to jerk off while typing the episode description!! If you want to force this crew to shout you out on the show or answer your questions, get your very own JAMALAMZ at jammerzpod.com ... or, you can always find us on social media @jammerzpod or email jamerzpod@gmail.com ALSO… thank you for all the 'QUINOA' love!!! Our song is available anywhere you can purchase music. Buy it at jammerz.bandcamp.com OR click the link on jammerzpod.com COME SEE US LIVE : NYC!!! GLAMOURPUSS 2nd Anniversary Extravaganza w/ Wendi Starling & Krystyna Hutchinson Saturday, August 26th @ 7:30pm Zinc Bar 82 W 3rd St Glamourpuss24.brownpapertickets.com