Hogs & Whores

New year, new selfish-help adventures! This week, Megan (@hamsomepartybutt) journeys to Kansas City and drinks whiskey in an abandoned brothel with their guest, badass butcher Sarah Brieby (@queenofthebottoms). Sarah spills secrets of the secret lady butcher group, gushes about her love of skinning rabbits and poetically describes the grossest thing she ever did for ten bucks. Inspired by their new surroundings, Wendi (@wendibird82) comes up with a billion dollar business idea that will bring locals the finest cuts of meat and pu$$y. Then, the girls discover a new and exciting way to annoy Stephen (@thepenta) by simply recording in an echo chamber filled with the ghosts of blow jobs passed. The jammerz have a special (and silent) second guest… Megan’s boyfriend Preston! He quietly drinks whiskey the whole episode. In a dark corner. I’m not sure which is creepier, the ghosts of the whores, the delicious murdered animals downstairs, or the presence of an angry man! PLUS, is it more compassionate to murder and eat an animal that lived a hard life, or one that had a family? Who in the hell are ‘Boogans’, and could they be putting Sarah’s life in danger? Will Megan survive the whiskey and meat binge?? Can Wendi think of enough cow puns to overcome the shock of learning the slang term “Hank Jr.”?!? Most importantly, how will Stephen ever edit this into a coherent episode?!?! ****++++++++*++++++++**** Don't waste your hard earned bucks on back alley Hank Jr's! Help reimburse Megan & Prestons' Travel Fund by getting your Jamalamz Shoutouts at JAMMERZPOD.COM Follow on Instagram & Twitter: @jammerzpod E-mail Us! jammerzpod@gmail.com Megan Rice Instagram: @handsomepartybutt Wendi Starling Twitter: @wendistarling Instagram: @wendibird82 Stephen Penta Twitter: @thepenta Instagram: @thepenta This week's screaming is Cannibal Corpse "Hammer Smashed Face" and the end of episode jam is an oldie but a goodie: Cibo Matto "Beef Jerky" Follow all the Jammerz Jamz on spotify on "Jammerz: The Selfish-Help Playlist" goo.gl/w27Q9x