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The Premier League returns this weekend and Jimbo, Michael Cox, James Horncastle and Tom Williams preview potentially the biggest game of the season as Spurs look to win at Stamford Bridge for the first time since 1990. Plus, a lessons learned from the international break, Hollywood fans, and more footballing idioms

RUNNING ORDER:

• PART 1a: Spain 6 - 1 Argentina (03m 00s)

• PART 1b: Russia 1 - 3 France (07m 10s) 

• PART 1c: Dark horses - Uruguay, Belgium and Portugal (08m 30s)

• PART 2: Conclusions from England’s international break (12m 20s)

• PART 3a: Chelsea v Spurs preview - the biggest game of the season? (17m 50s)


• PART 3b: Palace v Liverpool preview (23m 20s)

• PART 3c: West Ham v Southampton preview (28m 40s)   

• PART 4a: Middle Eastern football phrases (32m 50s)

• PART 4b: A huge weekend in Serie A, plus Germany and France round-ups (36m 00s)

• PART 4c: Phishing and prison news (42m 20s)


• PART 5: Oprah Winfrey, Russell Crowe, Kelsey Grammar and the rest of the PL weekend (45m 30s)


• PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers & Shakers with Lee Price (54m 20s) 

• PART 7: Adios and Parts Unknown trail (56m 50s)


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