Timestamps below! Real Housewives of Dallas drinks some Jesus Juice, and we’re completely in. Shahs of Sunset returned to be awful to each other while gaining lots of weight, and Real Housewives of Potomac had their first ever reunion. Lots of glitter. Enjoy!

Timestamps: 0-17:10 Crappens Mailbag: Working for Housewives, choosing between Davids 17:10-51:30 RHODallas begins! 51:30-1:25:40 Clear the Flem: Caroline Fleming goes to Japan

1:29:40 RHOP Reunion

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