Episode 6 :: BEEP. BOOP.

The drunken fanfiction podcast you’ve been waiting for! Friday Night Fanfiction combines dramatic readings of the worst-of-the-worst NSFW fanfic with drinking games.

Wow, this week is a marathon session: finishing one story, and slammed through two others. Squall and Shawn joined us as we wrap up Jayrich's “The Long Way Out” (it wasn't long enough, or rather, it wasn't as long as Spud's member is implied in the story). We also found out apparently Jake's grandfather starred in some racy stuff with mermaids when he was a younger old man. Fancy.

After that, we breezed through addykins' "Cyborg Beyoncé vs. Zombie Paula Dean". This went about as well as you would have expected it to go: everyone was dead, then there was possibly a war with everyone who wasn't dead, and Paula Dean was made of butter and Beyoncé crushed the hopes of little girls. Surprisingly, it was better than every Super Bowl halftime show for the last decade.

And Finally, we descended into the erotic, incesty world of "Is It Incest if You're a Robot?" by TheDevilmanK. Spoiler alert: the answer, unequivocally, is yes.

Beep boop. Sniff.