TAKE MY GOD, PLEASE (CRAPPING ON CULTURE, part 2)
10: TAKE MY GOD, PLEASE (LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR, part 2)
Knock knock. Who's there? God. God who? God, who the fuck are you?
FEATURING: Jessica Kingdon, Karolina May, Chris McAlpine, St. John McKay, Julie Praetzel, Joe Quartararo, Billy Quigley. MUSIC: God.
IN THESE TIMES OF ROBOT MONKEYS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN DISTRACTIONS, IT IS HARD ENOUGH TO GET SOMEONE TO LOOK AT A SELFIE OF YOUR BUTT, LET ALONE ASK SOMEONE TO SIT DOWN AND JUST LISTEN TO SOMETHING, AND CONCENTRATE, FOR AROUND SOME MINUTES. BUT I'M TELLING YOU TO. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO A TIME BEFORE TIME BECAME TIME, A TIME WHERE YOU'D SIT AROUND WITH THE FAMILY AND STARE AT THE RADIO AND LISTEN TO THE WAR. I ALLOW YOU TO DO ONE ACTIVITY WHILE LISTENING: YOUR IRONING. BREASTFEEDING IS ALSO ALLOWED. AND CUDDLING. BESIDES THAT, I WANT YOUR FULL ATTENTION. IT'S ONLY SOME MINUTES. IT WON'T KILL YOU. ALSO: DUE TO NATURE OF SHOW ACCEPT/EXPECT LESS THAN BROADCAST SOUND QUALITY AND LESS THAN FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT. THANKS. AS WELL: MOST MUSIC LOCALLY SOURCED FROM NEW YORK CITY BUSKERS WHOM I PAID HANDSOMELY. AND LASTLY: THANK YOU, YOU ARE LOVELY.