Ian Stone's Comedy Breakfast on Love Sport Radio

27: Hales 'betrayal', Poch Lightyear and a spying beluga...

26: Sporting Bielsa, Dodgy De Gea and super-soaking a cat

25: Mo Farah fallout continues, Ole's broken wheel and glow in the dark puffins

24: Manchester derby fallout, Mo Farah bust up and Martin Allen doing body pump

23: Spurs win, Manchester derby preview and a spider invasion

22: Chelsea left frustrated, Man United in meltdown and the return of plastic straws

21: Arsenal & Man United with Easter gloom. What next for Amir Khan? Students getting paid for their poo

20: Arsenal and Chelsea in the semis, Good Friday feeling and offensive bus drivers

19: VAR to Spurs' rescue, Archer for England and Farmer Will's bull advice!

18: Messi magic, City v Spurs and the devil or Gloucestershire

17: Meanie Deeney, Ole needs a miracle, and a silent, swimming dog

16: Tiger triumph, Salah screamer and an old fish

15: Masters, Europa league and Martin Allen taking on a bull

14: United need another miracle, Arsenal and Chelsea preview, and the eating habits of "Fat Ray"

13: Son shines for Spurs, United prepare for Barca, and is there wine on Mars?

12: Chelsea's Hazardous decision, Spurs v Man City and Britain's greatest sitcom?

11: Watford's wonderful win, Arsenal's away agony, and binmen behaving badly

10: Danny Rose can't wait to retire, Liverpool try to go top, and Roger the badger

9: First PL starts for Foden and Hudson-Odoi, and David Connolly wins big on a bet!

8: United slip up, Spurs move in to their new home, and can you taste a song?